Apr 8 2009Best Mouse Ever: The LED Message Mouse
The $21 LED message mouse has an LED laden fan in it that spins around and displays whatever barely decipherable message you want, while at the same time keeping your hand sweat-free during a particularly intense "gaming" (read: fapping) session. Granted, you won't be able to actually see your message while the device is in use, but that's a small price to pay for the awesome you know is just on the other side of your hand. Obviously, I'm talking about your hairy palm. Seriously bro, give it a rest.
Hit the jump for another shot and a video of the rodent in action.
led message mouse with fan: for cool hands, luke [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. catch22 - April 8, 2009 9:06 AM
i approve
2. blubb - April 8, 2009 9:07 AM
first
3. MacDougal - April 8, 2009 9:07 AM
Guess i took first since everyone sucks
getting first comment doesnt mean anything faggots
nice mouse too
4. leeeroooy jjeeenkkinnnns - April 8, 2009 9:09 AM
same price as a regular mouse with added nerdyness...sign me up
5. dubba - April 8, 2009 9:10 AM
@2 TARD!
@3 not so tard
@1 thats how it is done, way to set the bar
6. sokka - April 8, 2009 9:27 AM
what is the remote for?
7. Timbo - April 8, 2009 9:34 AM
Wow...how utterly useless....
but I bet it'll sell....
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8. Andy Mac - April 8, 2009 9:39 AM
8th.........to the power of "I suck"
9. Mesarim - April 8, 2009 10:03 AM
lol, and the spinning fan will not act like gyroscope and prevent you to game properly?
10. taintily smitten - April 8, 2009 10:04 AM
I'd keep it in my pants.
11. the_one - April 8, 2009 10:05 AM
Wooho. number 9. and i only had to be up since 1 am to achieve this position!
but u couldnt pay me to buy that mouse.
12. the_one - April 8, 2009 10:06 AM
and 2 people post in the 4 seconds it took me to post.
13. Gir - April 8, 2009 10:11 AM
@9 Prolly not. But I bet it's heavy anyway.
14. JessicaSmiles - April 8, 2009 10:14 AM
Seriously, wtf. How do I beat the second Don Flamenco?
15. naas - April 8, 2009 10:15 AM
That's pretty nice mMMmm
16. Mesarim - April 8, 2009 10:17 AM
I can imagine a bearing busting on it and making a horrible vibration that prevents you from *PEW**PEW* Headshot someone. And the noise! THE NOISE! I have a a led fan on my desk and everytime I turn it on, it sounds like a jumbo jet taking off.
I'm sure the gimmick quality lasts about a full minute, then you stuff it in a drawer and foggedabboutit. I'd rather stick to my luxeed keyboard for gimmick-ness.
17. Daisy - April 8, 2009 11:45 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where terrorists put a bomb in the Mac guy's computer, and it never blew up because he didn't hit the enter key. Then Korben Dallas showed up and took him to Fhlosten Paradise, where Max introduced them to Ruby Rhod
18. m0nkey - April 8, 2009 12:12 PM
looks sorta lame.
and it's about time someone made something like this...
i saw this already before, anyway.
19. milkman - April 8, 2009 1:30 PM
I like the idea, but the mouse itself looks like one of those cheapo 3 dollar ones
20. Trioxinator - April 8, 2009 3:45 PM
Yea, mouse looks cheap and probably way loud, plus who needs all that extra light when you're tranceing on the monitor.
PS
you know, after hating daisy's comments for so long, they've started to grow on me, now I find myself always reading them....think me life is getting boring to the power of blah.
21. esetiawan - April 9, 2009 2:31 AM
Totally useless stuff. And it draws significant current from the USB port to power the fan. And while we can't see it plays while we use the mouse!
22. Isabelle - May 17, 2009 11:40 PM
It is really cool! I've got one!