Apr 24 2009Best Business Cards Ever: Meat Cards
Meat Cards are business cards with your info burnt into them using a 150 watt CO2 laser. They are far superior to card stock for obvious reasons (read: meat and lasers).
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
Mmmm, meat and lasers: definitely two of the finest ingredients on earth. PEW PEW, NOM NOM! Now, blast me in the eye with your laser pointer right as I swallow. What? Don't judge me.
Thanks to Chloe and Julian for eating all my cards. No, really, thanks a lot guys.
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Reader Comments
1. killerabbit - April 24, 2009 9:34 AM
Mmm...meaty.
2. Batman - April 24, 2009 9:35 AM
Well this is just amazing, next can we get robot cards please?
3. synesthesia - April 24, 2009 9:37 AM
meat is good, robot are evil ... humm
4. Freddy K - April 24, 2009 9:41 AM
Is the meat marinated in any way like Beef Jerky, or is it just plain? It would be great if they offered different flavors.
Either way, I WANT.
5. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 24, 2009 9:48 AM
I think this would go over very well with the cheese cards I'm developing...
6. danger - April 24, 2009 9:49 AM
Make sure you keep lots of these in your NES purse.
7. catch22 - April 24, 2009 9:54 AM
so how exactly does one distribute these? i assume you done keep these in your wallet.
doesnt making them edible defeat the purpose of a calling card?
dont get me wrong, id totally eat one... just probly wouldnt distribue them
on a side note....baby is due any day now
name vote... "simon" or "lucas"
8. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 24, 2009 9:58 AM
@7
"doesnt making them edible defeat the purpose of a calling card?" EXACTLY!
Lucas.
9. Anon you mus - April 24, 2009 10:11 AM
Why does geekologie mirror so much ?
Unless im misunderstanding the site's concept, I seem to see almost everything posted here on www.gizmodo.com and www.engadget.com before I see it here an hour or so later?
10. Ollie Williams - April 24, 2009 10:17 AM
@9
No one cares but you.
Lucas.
11. Bartleby - April 24, 2009 10:20 AM
The only time I notice things before they're posted on here is when I over abuse my Stumble Upon button.
Lucus
12. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 24, 2009 10:27 AM
@9 And if you ever meet the Wizard of Intrawebs, you can ask him why everything posted here ends up on 20 other blogs 30min later also.
Lucas
13. kreebilicus - April 24, 2009 10:38 AM
@7 simon
lucas/mucus
14. Leonidas - April 24, 2009 10:41 AM
Neither Lucas nor Simon. Hannibal.
15. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 24, 2009 10:43 AM
@13
Cool Hand Luke. Nuff said.
16. Elwood Moosee - April 24, 2009 11:07 AM
@7
Lucas Skywalker. SKywalker being the middle name.
When you hand out these cards, you could always say, "yes... nice to MEAT you", and then look all smug like.
17. Frank B. - April 24, 2009 11:08 AM
Meat business cards. This is the happiest day of my life.
Definitely Lucas.
18. Pew³ - April 24, 2009 11:11 AM
Lucas
Luke for short. When he does something wrong later in life, you can look at him and say.
No Luke! I am your father!
19. nᵑaᵃaᵃsᶳ - April 24, 2009 11:29 AM
meatcards - love it.
Good friday morning to all, congrats catch22 on tha baby soon....
Lucas also, because of the skywalker reference
20. PAt - April 24, 2009 11:31 AM
If you do eat it, do you gain the strength of the person who gave it to you?
21. CoinOperatedBoi - April 24, 2009 12:08 PM
Holy F me in the face!!! No First comments!!!!!! Something has happened...something tragic
And Lucas
@16 Nice to meat you...oh man...you so silly!! :D
22. yan - April 24, 2009 12:50 PM
"Meats" my seal of approval
23. Milkman - April 24, 2009 1:11 PM
PEW PEW NOM NOM made me LOL
24. Ely - April 24, 2009 1:27 PM
Its looking Fresh but not as good as Our application
25. Daisy - April 24, 2009 4:11 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max started a program to get preserved meat to the service men and came up with the snappy slogan, senda a salami to our boys in the army. But in actuality he'd send any meat to those poor guys, especially the bologna or baloney he was saving to smoke later.
26. timmy the dying boy - April 24, 2009 4:50 PM
Let me know when they start using bacon.
27. Reno Lovison - April 24, 2009 4:54 PM
If you made a membership card people could claim to be "card carrion members."
28. acornstu - April 25, 2009 12:20 AM
econopocalypse!
WTF!!!!!
HAHAHHA
29. Galtacticus - April 25, 2009 5:10 AM
After a couple of beers it's great to exchange meat cards.I'd expect they're hygienic packed.
30. Dr. Zombee - April 25, 2009 4:38 PM
This is freakin' amazing. My AIM s/n is MEAT Lazer. haha.
31. alogiac - April 25, 2009 11:51 PM
@7
Hannibal.
32. Mike Freeman - April 27, 2009 3:12 PM
Ok, so maybe I am a little late on this....but you gotta give me an A for effort!
http://www.meataamerica.com/?p=276
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