Apr 25 2009Bear Grylls Drinks Elephant Dung Juice

Man, Bear Grylls does some really crazy stuff. Once, I watched tv, and he ate this grub and all its guts squirted out. It looked delicious.

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Damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2nd@@@@@@@@@

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Mmmm... Chunky and full of fiber.
but its gross enough to gag a street whore.

Survivorman+Camera Crew+Jackass stunts+suckiness= Man vs. Wild

OLD!

Also, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

this shit is like 2 years old.........really

can you imagine how much your breath would stink after that?

9th or something :D

Damn, even Devon Michaels doesn't do that

Why did he have to show how to do it!?!

He was pretty damned ill after this, too.

Um...
This is a gadget?
I mean really?
and 8 is right. this is old shit.

I don't care enough to give it a view, I get the idea & need nothing more than that

oh man, EPIC shit drinking = AWESOME~

www.1guy1dung.com is up and running now!

this reminds me of the time that nobody made the obvious "i've got something you can suck on in an emergency situation" joke.

OOOOOOH MY GOD that's why I don't watch this show!
does he drink zebra piss too??

That guy is a fcuking idiot. I watched his show a total of 1 time, enough to get the idea that he's a fcuking moron.

Future Darwin Award winner right there folks.

i watched this before dinner. lol.

Want to know the craziest thing Bear Grylls has ever done? Named his two of his three children Huckleberry and Marmaduke...thats a true fact, and the idea that someone named Marmaduke Grylls is walking this planet deeply saddens me...also disturbing is his third childs name.....Jesse....wtf

hes stupid, he has a crew with probaly a tent and supplies for off time, but he still does worse stuff then the other guy who actually ruffs it alone... do i hear nutjob attention horder?

Bear Grylls is an ASS, period

Bear Grylls has BALLS! Now THATS a real man!

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i saw it on tv... where's my sticker? i hope it glows in the dark or i'll go PEW PEW on your ass... =P

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*eye twitch* i suddenly have a horrible taste in my mouth

FCUKING DISGUSTING!!!!!

and to watch this when I'm eating chocolate milk and cereals ... you'd better rate it NSFB(reakfast) next time. :p

Imagine being his wife and having to kiss him after that

srsly though

this is old.

u should post the star wars kid next

Bear Grylls is a douche. His show is a combination of watching him fake acts of cunning and danger in the "wild", and watching him eat grotesque things for our amusement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is

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Right after the video finished I looked down and saw the DEL.ICI.OUS link below...almost pooped myself laughing.

This grilled bear guy is a fukking muppet ! He will get you killed quicker in the wilds, not bloody survive there.

Hope he chokes on it next time.

My walls are covered in vomit...

@35: If you poop yourself laughing, we can eat it.

In any case of something is going to happen in the future.Bear will be probably the last survivor on this planet.

I'm not sure if his wife was glad with this.Any mouthspray?

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a faker because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max receives a letter telling him that he has a son. He then travels around the country visiting his former girlfriends, trying to find out who sent the letter.

I'M UNDER DAISY

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How much of an emergency can it be if there's moist elephant crap around? Don't elephants drink a buttload of water every day?

@11: He's got to get viewers somehow.

Bear Grylls = worlds greatest poser. Les Stroud could out survive that fool any day, any place.

Please, nobody believe this man. He is a television personality. If you ingest harmful bacteria in a survival situation, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. Painfully. You absolutely cannot drink elephant shit.

Watch Survivorman instead, and put this poser off the air.

*gagging +retching* WHY GEEKOLOGIE WRITER???? WHY!!!!!!

Bear is a fuking fake. Les Stroud (Survivorman) is legit. Bear "survives" during the day, then goes off to eat McDonald's and sleep in hotels.

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*my ex's bank account*

Dude. Eat a granola bar. You're not actually lost.

This dude is running out of disgusting stuff. First he drank his own piss. None elephant dung juice. What's next, a human carcass? I'm serious, how is he going to get more disgusting?

maybe its jsut cause he's hot and he lives near me which is awesome, i jsut wanna go break into his house and do dirty things to him.... but anyway yeah... leave him alone! He has heart problems!!! (and hes hot... )

(did i mention he's hot?)

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