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Bear Grylls Drinks Elephant Dung Juice

April 25, 2009 / bacteria, death, doodoo, doody, emergency, health risks, healthy, holy crap, horf, i'd rather die, i've seen it all now, juice, large, liquid, liquid nourishment, living, nasty, no no no, no thanks, not for me, not right, omg, omgwtfbbqelephantshit, pass, sure why not, survival, water, wow, wrong but so right, wtf is that!, wtf were you thinking?, zomg

This video is like two years old so if you've seen it, congratulations, free Geekologie bumper sticker. Just leave an 'OLD' and your bank account info in the comments and I'll have it transferred first thing Monday morning. Anyway, did you know that in an emergency situation you can drink the juice out of elephant shit? No, because you'd rather die. And I'd imagine puking afterward would probably end up doing more harm than good. But Bear Grylls is all man. Also, I love how a piece of shit almost falls in his mouth at 0:34, classic.

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Thanks to Tim, who tried it with baby shit and *HORF*

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