Apr 13 2009Asleep At The Keyboard: Candle 1, Laptop 0
Dripping candle is dripping. But seriously, I've been looking for a way to spice up the ol' love life, and my hand doesn't go numb anymore. So I've been thinking about ordering a hooker. I guess what I'm getting at is this: as a natural-born pyromaniac, is bring a flame into the bedroom safe? And, if so, what do you guys recommend?
UPDATE: Hello, 911? YEAH -- THERE IS A HOOKER ON FIRE IN MY APARTMENT! My name? My name is *click*
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Reader Comments
1. milkman - April 13, 2009 7:20 PM
first!
2. Luke - April 13, 2009 7:21 PM
Yeah, you go ShamPow that hooker.
3. Thizzle - April 13, 2009 7:22 PM
pshhh, at least they didnt do what these guys did to their computer-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dS1GMCwx0
that would be crazzzayyyy
dont know why that video isnt on youtubes homepage
4. Tyler - April 13, 2009 7:26 PM
Sucks to be that person...
Could be worse though - you could be a mouse in the mustard...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdFb9uidV2U
5. koOPa - April 13, 2009 7:27 PM
Shits wizzzeak!!!
6. Pew³ - April 13, 2009 7:36 PM
That is reason #2 why you dont whack off to internet porn by candlelight.
7. freeyourmind00 - April 13, 2009 8:49 PM
FORST!
8. Angel Mass - April 13, 2009 9:04 PM
Wow Geekologie writer, I hope you learned not to leave the candles on after any of the pagan rituals you do
9. me - April 13, 2009 9:37 PM
you really called this one in.
10. Jrdn - April 13, 2009 9:42 PM
someone was gettin intimate
bom chicka wah wah
11. Somebody - April 13, 2009 10:29 PM
Using candles to make online porn more romantic...AWWW (Epic FAIL)!!
12. tbizzle(thomas fancy hahahaha) - April 13, 2009 11:01 PM
Please stop posting this video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dS1GMCwx ) I may have watched it over 10 times and was amazed every time i watched it and in fact i will watch it again after this. seriously stop it.
13. thomaaaa - April 13, 2009 11:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dS1GMCwx0
greatest vid ever
14. tbizzle(thomas lingo hahahaha) - April 13, 2009 11:05 PM
Wow. Great post thomaaaa. So to the point. And so very funny. The link is awesome. what is it again. ohh yeah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dS1GMCwx0
15. thomaaaa - April 13, 2009 11:09 PM
ya, that vid that ur talking about tbizzle is great. Heard earlier on a youtube forum that this video is even better-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dS1GMCwx0 []=
jk jk jk lol
thats the same video!!!!
HAHAHAHEHEHEHHOHHOHHOO!!!!!!!!
16. tbizzle(thomas lingo hahahaha) - April 13, 2009 11:18 PM
Wowza. I want to be just like you. Im ur biggest fan. can i be in ur next vid. You messages are amazing and life changing. I wish i knew ur real identity thizzle. wait ur thomaa. lol. lol. lol. Yeha i really am gettin tired of seein this url http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dS1GMCwx0 please stop spreading its greatness
17. babykiller - April 14, 2009 12:49 AM
hey you felchers posting that everyone is super vid if you are the dudes that made it im gonna find out where you live and rape you with PVC pipe
18. AngryChineseDriver.com - April 14, 2009 2:22 AM
Why don't you rape him with this laptop covered in melted wax? At least it'd be put to something useful.
19. Laptops and accessories - April 14, 2009 3:00 AM
candle ftw!
20. Ryan Beez - April 14, 2009 3:48 AM
Internet romance... Not as sexy as it sounds.
21. technic - April 14, 2009 4:23 AM
At least it wasn't a Mac
22. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 14, 2009 8:10 AM
That would suck, a lot.
23. sell ffxi gil - April 14, 2009 8:23 AM
What the?! Man..it's not even the Haloween what's up with the candle and the fork? XD
24. naas 日本に行く in matsumoto - April 14, 2009 8:38 AM
Fail is right, epical supremica fail.
wow
25. Wazzaaaa - April 14, 2009 10:02 AM
So some idiot staged a candle above a laptop and let it drip onto it. Any prick can set up something like that. I'd have been more impressed if the candle had fallen onto the laptop, made it burn, which in turn made the guys head explode as he slept. Oh, wait, he wasn't sleeping, he was watching it and taking photos...
26. LSDiesel - April 14, 2009 10:13 AM
Its only a PC so I don't see what the big fuss is.
27. Mike - April 14, 2009 11:06 AM
True dat 26. If it was a mac you losers would never be able to get an erection again.
28. Jakelymes - April 14, 2009 11:19 AM
#3, kill yourself. I could fix that. The wax isn't conductive.
29. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 14, 2009 11:57 AM
BTW - What a coincidence! My name is *click* as well! I'm from Ethernopia.
30. todders - April 14, 2009 1:45 PM
this guy was probably too busy enjoying a DICK DONUT:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/164