Apr 10 2009Ashley, This Is Joseph, Will You Marry Me?
Ashley, Joseph wants you to marry him. And I trust Joseph's judgment since you're the one that introduced him to Geekologie in the first place. Plus, I'll vouch for him too since he did send me a news tip once and I used it. Obviously you both have great taste. In addition, you two make a very beautiful looking couple. And that's not just the awesome king's throne you're sitting on talking! But if it could, it would say "Geekologie Writer, sit thine rear upon my seat and dine on this most delicious turkey leg". And there would be mead, and I would drink it out of a jeweled goblet. *sniff* I told myself I wouldn't cry.
Ashely and Joseph met during a school musical in 2004 and have been going steady ever since. For their first date they went to see Passion of The Christ, which is arguably the world's greatest date movie. Joseph wailed like a baby.
So, as you two go forth and continue to nourish each other in mind, body and spirit, remember: a couple that Geekologie's together, is really sick has a strong foundation and great sense of humor.
In all seriousness though, I wish you two the best.
So, Ashley, will you marry Joseph?
Reader Comments
1. bitwize - April 10, 2009 12:31 PM
yes.
2. VF - April 10, 2009 12:31 PM
I wonder If she'll answer on here.
3. Fors - April 10, 2009 12:32 PM
dooooo it =)
4. Heather - April 10, 2009 12:33 PM
Oh, GW, you romantic, you!
5. Pat - April 10, 2009 12:34 PM
Best. Proposal. Ever.
6. Owen - April 10, 2009 12:34 PM
Geekologie Writer you should get your online preist license or whatever it is and do the marriage!
7. ashley - April 10, 2009 12:35 PM
no way.. weve only dated 4 like 2 weeks.
8. ashley - April 10, 2009 12:36 PM
we need 2 talk.
9. Angela - April 10, 2009 12:38 PM
Oh his blog it says he's already been engaged for a month...
10. William - April 10, 2009 12:38 PM
Screw Joseph, marry Geekologie Writer lol
11. Adam - April 10, 2009 12:39 PM
a posting yesterday on the guy's blog says they've been engaged for a month? what gives? unless he is proposing to someone else... :P
12. koOPa - April 10, 2009 12:39 PM
Is that a facial tattoo i see? I think we have a keeper!
13. Joseph - April 10, 2009 12:40 PM
Sorry hussy, I forgot to tell you I've been cheating on you with Hamburgler and Grimace for the past 2 years. Nobody can love me like a hamburger and a man in a fat purple suit can. Not even you Ashley
14. ctrees - April 10, 2009 12:41 PM
Oh what I would have given for her to simply answer "First!"
15. Madgame - April 10, 2009 12:42 PM
It's nice to see you looking out for the readers, GW
16. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 10, 2009 12:45 PM
I wonder if she'll answer, "OLD! I saw this like a month ago on Gizmodo and Joseph's blog!"
Ok, good luck guys!
17. photoshop-police - April 10, 2009 12:56 PM
FAKE! (kidding) Congrats, Kids!
Now, someone get your ass over to beerchurch.org and get ordained so they don't have to do that shotgun wedding thing!
18. This Is Me Posting - April 10, 2009 12:56 PM
Well done, sir. Well done.
19. The Real Ashley - April 10, 2009 12:57 PM
It is indeed OLD! but this is the formal proposal and I still say YES.
20. taintily smitten - April 10, 2009 1:03 PM
@13
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/Sd2cqbMBFdI/AAAAAAAA-rQ/TCLNloMp4M0/s640/trukjetyhjtrhfg.jpg
I'm just sayin...
21. The REAL Real Ashley - April 10, 2009 1:04 PM
Before I say yes, I just want you to know, Joey, I'm a man. But don't worry! I'm post-op so it's now an innie instead of a huge outtie.
22. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 1:06 PM
@Joe
Can I just bang her once before the wedding? I have all my shots!
23. catch22 - April 10, 2009 1:06 PM
good stuff... however GW you are now doomed to the nerdyest perosals out there...EVERYONE WILL WANT IN ON IT
*anticipating 3 nerds this week alone begging to perpose to starbuck, george lucas and koji kondo*
they should do like i did and fake a shooting and have the doctors tell her in a waiting room that they couldnt save me then hand her "the bullet" which took her a whopping 30 seconds to figure out was a ring... i am shocked she didnt notice me through the doctors mask and scrubs
24. dubba - April 10, 2009 1:10 PM
both of you look like 15....17 tops
25. ashley - April 10, 2009 1:11 PM
i think we should wait until college is over
26. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 1:13 PM
@ Thumperchica
Will you leave your real life boyfriend, move to Cincinnati and marry me? *waits with bated breath*
27. Elmo - April 10, 2009 1:27 PM
Awwww! Congrats guys! *if she says yes...*
She's not 'Daisy' is she???
28. What? - April 10, 2009 1:28 PM
"Thanks to Joseph, who once punched a Big Daddy in the face and lived to run like 10 feet before it killed him." haha
29. obi wan - April 10, 2009 1:29 PM
CUTE.
30. Pew³ - April 10, 2009 1:29 PM
Ha ha
I'm not getting talked into doing THAT again!
31. gizmoduck - April 10, 2009 1:33 PM
nice try there.
been there, done that.
berb moon
32. Nikky Raney - April 10, 2009 1:34 PM
Oh geez, you're gonna be getting people begging for you to do this for them.
33. gizmoduck - April 10, 2009 1:35 PM
K
back.
marriage is for the weak.
set them on fire and use them for heat
34. Ciaanh - April 10, 2009 1:38 PM
And french geeks say: grats ^^
35. CoinOperatedBoi - April 10, 2009 1:39 PM
Slow news day....he's been engaged for a month. Geez way to post old stuff GW...I saw this on...wait...
36. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 10, 2009 1:43 PM
26- The boyfriend said no. Since he's the one with info for my plane tickets this summer, his vote wins. That and I like, love him and junk. Sorry doll.
37. Ashley's mom - April 10, 2009 1:46 PM
Who are you expecting to raise that baby?
38. reckless_wreck - April 10, 2009 1:50 PM
wow i had no idea the geekologie writer can be so romantic. marry me? lol
congrats to the cute couple!
39. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 1:59 PM
@36
I'd use a T. Turner line, but I'm afraid poop on my small shaft will return. On the plus side, I don't have to buy a ring. W00T!
40. mcfeely smackup - April 10, 2009 2:10 PM
what's on her face? She looks like a chocolate bukkake victim
41. Ashley - April 10, 2009 2:14 PM
I am the real Ashley and I say...No way!
42. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 2:15 PM
@40
And she looks preggers. This is the true reason the are to be wed.
43. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 2:17 PM
*they
44. Watch - April 10, 2009 2:18 PM
GO FOR IT!
45. I Hate Fakers - April 10, 2009 2:42 PM
awwwwww so cute :)
46. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 10, 2009 2:43 PM
Speaking of bukkake... I got introduced to reverse bukkake a few days ago (watching vid, no IRL- calm yourselves) it's, well, interesting...
47. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 2:56 PM
@46
Is it anything like a reverse gang bang? If so, I'm in!
48. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 10, 2009 3:06 PM
@47 - A little bit. The one we were watching was funny as hell. They termed it "waterboarding" and used it as an "interrogation device"... I think I literally fell off the couch laughing.
49. Gabe to the power of PEW! - April 10, 2009 3:21 PM
This is so photoshopped!!
Okay, maybe its not. I am excited to see how this plays out...
50. smartass - April 10, 2009 3:22 PM
Thanks you two for making proposing to my wife in WoW seem sane.
Good luck.
51. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 3:25 PM
@48
It wasn't sweet vagine juice was it? It was pee pee. Gross.
52. PsychoSane13 - April 10, 2009 3:35 PM
Very nice, my hats off to ya man!
53. Kidiu - April 10, 2009 3:37 PM
Wow, she looks like an elf from Middle Earth...
Oh my god, I'm a geek, too...
54. Joseph - April 10, 2009 3:38 PM
She said yes; and @42, this picture was taken, like, 4 years ago, sadly, it's the only picture we have of us together.
55. Goblinkatie - April 10, 2009 3:40 PM
Awww, that is so sweet!
I'm all warm and fuzzy now. :D
(I should probably go see a doctor.)
56. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 3:44 PM
@Joe
Answer my original question, pal.
57. milkman - April 10, 2009 3:51 PM
Cute, but why hasn't ashley answered?
58. scurl - April 10, 2009 4:14 PM
this reminds me of the time that i got all schwilly on mead at a "medieval fantasy faire" and proposed to a donkey. A donkey who, oddly enough, accepted, and is the mother of 4 of my 16 children. She's kind of a butterface, but she's got a sweet ass.
as for the reverse bukkake bit, the ones i've seen were the sweet sweet virginia nectar. which reminds me of an ex girlfriend of mine, and a fold out couch with a stain 3 foot wide on the bottom of the mattress after we flipped it.
59. Mia - April 10, 2009 4:28 PM
Congratulations to you both!
60. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 10, 2009 5:02 PM
51 - They said it was vag juice, but I'm thinking it was urine...
61. Angel Mass - April 10, 2009 5:23 PM
I expect at least a real geek vulcan wedding! at least
62. haha - April 10, 2009 5:49 PM
Someone got rick rolled!!
63. JP - April 10, 2009 5:54 PM
Facial tattoo or horrible piercing? YOU MAKE THE CALL. p.s. either one is equally as trashy
64. ClaMs - April 10, 2009 6:37 PM
GW, this is fake.
"Joe" made you post this to add traffic to his blog.
FAKE
Rick roll'd
65. Ray - April 10, 2009 6:55 PM
Is that Carla from scrubs?
66. weirdedout - April 10, 2009 7:10 PM
i went to highschool with these two, i'm officially uncomfortable
67. erik - April 10, 2009 7:49 PM
she has diarrhea on her face
68. Ashley Again - April 10, 2009 7:51 PM
It's neither a tattoo or a piercing. It's face painting because we were at Ren Faire that weekend. Nor is this fake. The video was for our friends. @weirdedout, for real?
69. lowtax - April 10, 2009 8:34 PM
that shit sucks you fag
70. Angelbabey - April 10, 2009 10:10 PM
she already wearing the ring in the photo
details matter!
71. Mr.Checkers - April 10, 2009 11:10 PM
:D hes fat
72. Robsco - April 11, 2009 12:30 AM
Awe, you rock Joseph. Im going to ask my girl while we are at a shooting range. we love it and it would be perfect, also she hates rings, so im going to buy her an engagement gun. May sound stupid, but shes going to love it
73. GCS - April 11, 2009 1:30 AM
Best proposal ever.
74. QUASIMODEM - April 11, 2009 2:27 AM
She'd get it.
75. sirrix - April 11, 2009 12:21 PM
@50: Nothing could make that seem sane.
76. Cindy - April 11, 2009 12:40 PM
Hey, you told me you werent engaged!
77. Watch - April 11, 2009 12:42 PM
@ 72, thatd make a helluva wedding present, his and her wedding inscribed guns if you two get married, get them in silver or gold and silver colored.
78. Rhialto - April 11, 2009 7:44 PM
Who doesn't want to get married to a great and beautiful girl? Is the guy sending us posting material sometimes?
79. Darth - April 11, 2009 7:53 PM
Maybe the girl wants me lol? Nice round hips.
80. Jrdn - April 12, 2009 2:13 AM
bwahaha at 33.
81. Tricky Ricky - April 12, 2009 8:44 AM
Marriage is grand, Divorce is 5 grand, that's why divorces are so expensive..;because they are worth it!..
Wedding dresses are white, that way the "dishwasher" matches the refrigerator and stove..
Wife is an acronym..is stands for washing, ironing, fornication, etc..
It's is better to have loved and lost, then to be married to a psycho the rest of your life.
and while you were reading this...I farted!
82. Joseph - April 12, 2009 12:12 PM
@81 "It's is"? It is is?
83. Brandt Cooley - April 13, 2009 2:17 AM
Anyone else get that epic Rick Roll from his blog?
84. Katia - April 13, 2009 11:03 AM
That was cute.
85. Reba - April 13, 2009 2:11 PM
umm did you check out this guy's blog? he calls his own mother a "f*cking c*nt" and rants about her like a 14-year-old for pages.... seriously, Ashley.. from one woman to another.. reconsider.
86. RickRolled - April 13, 2009 3:14 PM
Ha. Ha. Ha.
I THOUGHT that was totally out of character!
Beeyach.
Who's Joseph, anyway?
87. sandra - April 14, 2009 7:50 PM
Well, that must be an OLD photo. He's quite cute but (now) in his blog, he's 50 lbs heavier.. oh what 5 years can do!
88. Ashley - April 14, 2009 7:57 PM
@ 85 (reba)
Thanks, I mean, I've only been dating him for 5 years, and I only know him better than anyone else can; but yeah, thanks for reiterating his mother is a f*cking c*nt, because she is. You don't know her like we do.
89. Joseph - April 14, 2009 7:59 PM
@87 Sandra
Try 100lbs heavier. lol. I was 180 in that pic, I'm 280 now. I'm dieting and working out though, I should be down to 180 by the wedding.
90. Joseph - April 14, 2009 8:02 PM
@87
Try 150lbs heavier. lol. Unlike Ashley, my weight doesn't go to appropriate areas. It all goes to my gut and neck. I was 130 in that pic, I'm 280 now. Actually, I'm 269 as of Monday, I've been working out and doing Weight Watchers for the past 3 weeks, trying to get down to my target weight (180lbs) by the wedding in March.
My personal goal is only 230, but even then I'll look like a sexual tyrannosaurus.
91. Joseph - April 14, 2009 8:03 PM
lol double post. The second one is more clarifying (and accurate).
92. Joseph - April 15, 2009 7:42 AM
I'm gay by the way.
93. Joseph - April 15, 2009 12:41 PM
@90 Regarding 92
Owned
94. Ashelylovesjosehy<3 - May 15, 2009 2:07 PM
YES!!!