Apr 2 2009Apple iPhoto, You're Almost Too Good
This is a picture of some delicious cookies waiting to be baked, and as you can see, Apple iPhoto spotted a face in the crowd. ZOMG -- is that you, Mr. Cookie Bear?! OM NOM NOM NOM!
Thanks to Duan, who once tried to bake a real bear but the tranquilizer dart wore off and it broke out of the oven and destroyed his kitchen.
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Reader Comments
1. JosephRoh - April 2, 2009 12:16 PM
1
2. Gil - April 2, 2009 12:16 PM
First Bitches
3. JosephRoh - April 2, 2009 12:17 PM
bah
shot me down
i SALUTE you!1!!!!!1!
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 2, 2009 12:20 PM
On today's episode of Super Dooper Pooper Fücking Awesome Thunder Friends, Space Bat and Cookie Bear beat a group of Firsties and Twitards into comas. Stay tuned.
5. SiGee - April 2, 2009 12:21 PM
@4
hhahahahahhaha!
Too funny
6. Ollie Williams - April 2, 2009 12:21 PM
DAD! IS THAT YOU!?!
7. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 2, 2009 12:22 PM
Did you beat them into coma's so you could rape them while saying "I'm Buck, and I'm here to Fück."?
I'm mostly curious because I'm a Twitard and I'd like to know what's going to happen when someone catches me and beats me up...
8. Magoo - April 2, 2009 12:23 PM
so dose this mean if i play with my food and make pictures with it i can get in geekologie
9. Angel Mass - April 2, 2009 12:29 PM
Wow, slow news day?
10. Moose Knuckle - April 2, 2009 12:29 PM
Well hello mister bear-faced cookie dough dollop, you look scrumpcious today but I will not eat you for you are far too cute.
Instead I shall partake of your ugly siblings...
*nom nom nom*
11. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 2, 2009 12:31 PM
@7
I am Buck and I do like to Fück. How'd you know? To answer your question, I don't know. I didn't pass the physical exam to become a member of the Super Dooper Pooper Fücking Awesome Thunder Friends. I had to settle for a shitty cartoon anouncer job. Whatever. It pays the bills. Wanna sit on my face? I've got $50 with your name on it.
12. naas - April 2, 2009 12:39 PM
hehehe, I picked the right '2 screwdrivers for breakfast' morning
13. Mr. Man - April 2, 2009 12:40 PM
lol @ 11
although, $50 is alot for a simple jester like that. i probably sit on half a dozen faces a day
14. LSDiesel - April 2, 2009 12:47 PM
Both these cookies and myself could stand to get baked right about now...
15. catch22 - April 2, 2009 12:49 PM
meh... it looks like it was an intentional setup
16. 24bit-whore - April 2, 2009 12:51 PM
@12 So did I.
@14 What happened to 9:45 this morning? That base has been covered, it's almost lunchtime.
17. Ed aka the-iguana - April 2, 2009 12:55 PM
lol, what the deuce?
all cookies look so random and that one looks perfectly like a bear.
coincidence or a plot to conquer the universe? make your vote...
i voted banana...
18. Rhialto - April 2, 2009 1:12 PM
There's only one cookie with the right genes!?
19. Madgame - April 2, 2009 1:25 PM
They all look like my poopballs
20. Pew³ - April 2, 2009 1:49 PM
Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
21. Daisy - April 2, 2009 1:56 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was the asst manager in a grocery store and this guy would smack him whenever he saw him. It turned out the guy was mad that Max wouldn't honor his coupons for Teddy Grahams.
22. imkharn - April 2, 2009 2:53 PM
Dont believe any of the face crap.
You can manually add a face by dragging a box.
You can know this is fake anyway cuz iphoto puts a box barely big enough to contain the eyes and lips.
23. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 2, 2009 3:04 PM
@Thumperchica
Good news! I typed Twitarded into Google and it auto corrected me to Wiitarded. This leads me to believe that you work for Google.
24. Quik - April 2, 2009 3:50 PM
This is what happens when you let bears make it with your cookie dough.
25. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - April 2, 2009 5:43 PM
I just got a creepy feeling that this is the first indicator that the future is going to turn out like Robocop, and that giant sentry robot is going to blow some guy away because his software is based on iphoto...even though he did comply.
26. Dirjel - April 2, 2009 5:58 PM
Ohai CADIE!
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28. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 3, 2009 7:36 AM
@fulllovegirl
Howz about you and me have the butt secks in the back of a rusted out, 1978 Lincoln Continental? I know, sounds exciting. Afterwards, I'll throw you some crack and you can wash your crack then we can do it all over. BTW, whould you mind if I set your hair on fire during the blow job? You see, when I pay in crack to get my hark dick bitten by a cheap whore like you, I like to atleast get a light show out of it.
29. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 3, 2009 10:29 AM
GFS - If I worked for Google, I'd be able to watch streaming media at work...
30. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 3, 2009 11:00 AM
@29
So true. My offer still stands. *winks*
31. map~map - April 4, 2009 1:23 AM
HA! that's my photo!.. it was kind of a result of two happy accidents... the first one was when i was rolling out the cookie dough. Then panda face happened by chance (i added the ears)... the second was when iphoto identified the dough ball as 'unknown face'
pretty funny.
32. photo sharing - April 7, 2009 6:32 AM
That is incredible. go apple!!
33. Tim - April 7, 2009 8:34 AM
There's no denying. That's Kung Fu Panda Po!
34. Artful Dodger - April 7, 2009 4:40 PM
Eh? I don't get it :S