Apr 17 2009A Whole Bunch Of Inky Sadness: LOLTATZ
LOLTATZ is like LOLCATZ but instead of cute animals there's a bunch of questionable tattoos. Obviously some people don't recognize a Metroid when they see one, but that's okay. I posted a bunch of my favorites after the jump, which you should definitely look at because most of them are hard to fathom. Like the fact that we've been to the moon. THE FREAKING MOON, MAN. That shit looks so small at night. You know what I mean -- like when you think about the universe and how tiny man is but how big we are compared to mice. What? I'm not stoned, you're stoned. Ice cream sandwiches. Jinx!
Hit the jump for a bunch more and a link to the website.
LOLTATZ (some NSFW material)
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Reader Comments
1. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 17, 2009 2:04 PM
UR LINKZ IS BROKEN!
2. paineel - April 17, 2009 2:07 PM
2nd whore
3. Kid C - April 17, 2009 2:07 PM
were there even any games that used the konami code on the first gameboy?
4. Pzy - April 17, 2009 2:07 PM
The Game Boy tattoo is hot.
5. paineel - April 17, 2009 2:10 PM
i hate emo kids, soooo much, soo much, stupiditity with emos, should put them in iraq see how they react to that, whole squad of emos, emo warriors with guns that cut them selves,
Now imagine, just imagine, you are a terrorist right???? right right
and you see that Franken emo kid sitting there with a rifle, and he is all sad looking and cutting himself with a dirty razor blade.
wouldnt you as a terrorist start thinking back on career day and think man maybe there is something else i could be doing because there is no way im going to and waste a bomb on that crazy ass.
6. Leonidas - April 17, 2009 2:13 PM
@5: Did you just say stupidit-titty?
7. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 17, 2009 2:13 PM
@3
Operation C
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan
Raging Fighter
8. paineel - April 17, 2009 2:13 PM
yes, i like titty
9. Angel Mass - April 17, 2009 2:14 PM
They just killed Pacman :(
10. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 17, 2009 2:21 PM
UR LINKZ IS FIXTED!
11. SiGee - April 17, 2009 2:22 PM
w t f
12. Crustyelbo - April 17, 2009 2:25 PM
Sweet! a hidden evil dead reference!
13. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - April 17, 2009 2:26 PM
Wow, these are a great examples of bad decisions .
14. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 17, 2009 2:26 PM
PacAss is funny as hell.
Frankentard is retarded.
Perhaps people shouldn't let their 5 yr olds design their tats?
15. catch22 - April 17, 2009 2:27 PM
all of these make me sad.....
....ok that finger one is flat out AWESOME
...the rest still make me sad
16. Daisy - April 17, 2009 2:27 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down wherer Max was on the beach, flying a kite with a little kid, whose alarmed mom came by. As he walked off the kid started looking into the bag Max forgot. When max came rnning back it startled them both, but he then pulled a live crab out of the bag explaining why he was scared about her looking into it.
17. finfan - April 17, 2009 2:29 PM
Did I just see an ass?
18. Timbo - April 17, 2009 2:32 PM
RORCATZ looks like it has downs sydrome
19. bob - April 17, 2009 2:48 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
20. catch22 - April 17, 2009 2:50 PM
imagine the old folks home these poeple will live in... in the future we will need no carnivals
think of it... home of elf eared, perferated faced, tattooed, branded fogies as far as the eye can see...
ever try putting a catheter in a "octoschlong" or a prince albert? i bet it is just as amusing as it isnt pleasant
21. dubba - April 17, 2009 2:58 PM
just like the dumbass white kids that get tribal and samoan tats
if you look like rick moranis... you shouldnt be sporting that crap
22. gizmoduck - April 17, 2009 3:13 PM
nom nom nom is the best one out of those.
must get a PEW PEW PEW
23. Oliver - April 17, 2009 3:16 PM
Awesome tats! Can't believe people really do shit like this to theirselves. I love the little lawnmowing guy shaving the bush of some lady
24. Boost - April 17, 2009 3:47 PM
Yes, the finger stub is maybe the best tattoo I've ever seen.
The rest, fail, so hard.
Especially frankenfail, wow, what an idiot.
25. QUASIMODEM - April 17, 2009 3:48 PM
The captions are utter balls.
26. JuggsDog - April 17, 2009 4:12 PM
@23 you're momma failed.
27. Icehawg - April 17, 2009 4:17 PM
Since no one else called it.....
FIRST!
All comments can start, officially, here. So if everyone would line up and repost their comments after this, official, first one...that would be great. Except the dude that called titties stupid. I bet he hates bacon-pron too.
28. Nice Pete - April 17, 2009 4:32 PM
Agree with Catch22 and Boost, that finger one is actually pretty cool.
29. QUASIMODEM - April 17, 2009 4:51 PM
Poor old JuggsDog.
30. Jizzle Lizzle - April 17, 2009 5:04 PM
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
31. Anonymous - April 17, 2009 5:59 PM
@26: Your English teacher failed.
32. What? - April 17, 2009 7:45 PM
"not all games are fun"
Is that someone's ass? or someone's old boobs?
I can't tell! Cripes!
33. PEPE LA PEWPEW - April 17, 2009 7:56 PM
LOL @ 5 you have a great point , they would go well with the Redneck squad
34. naas 日本に行く in kyoto - April 17, 2009 8:51 PM
It must be shitteh tattoo week, those are terrible. Ok the stump fingernail one is interesting in that creepy sort of way.
@24 agree
@27 douchefail, what a lame idea. I bet you're full of those
@30 me too, with blood
@31 hahaha
35. Beastman Aids - April 18, 2009 7:07 AM
nomnomnom! and fingernail stump had me cracking up but the rest are ass
36. Schningo - April 18, 2009 8:16 AM
ROAAARSOME!!!!
37. CAPS LOCK ROB - April 18, 2009 8:26 AM
THE GIRL IN THE SECOND PICTURE HAS A QUESTION MARK FOR A BELLY BUTTON!
38. mashi - April 18, 2009 9:19 AM
OMG Fingered is toooo whack!
39. Dr. Debunk - April 18, 2009 12:11 PM
@12
It's an HP Lovecraft reference, you moron.
40. Nero - April 18, 2009 1:11 PM
It looks pretty freaky!
41. Barney Stinson - April 18, 2009 1:34 PM
@30 AWESOME!!! That´s the best idea ever.
42. blinky - April 18, 2009 6:17 PM
The stump finger is freaking awesome!
43. Dr Freak - April 19, 2009 12:22 AM
There are new pics on the page now, as well as a hollaback to us!
I saw a boobie! :)
44. wow power leveling - April 21, 2009 9:03 PM
what can i do for you
45. Superman - August 17, 2009 10:59 PM
Freddy got fingered.
46. MMM - August 27, 2009 7:16 AM
=(
No boobies...
47. infants - October 29, 2009 5:55 AM
crying at night
48. gemstone beads - October 29, 2009 5:56 AM
It looks pretty freaky!
49. pandora charms - October 29, 2009 5:57 AM
charms
50. christian louboutin - October 29, 2009 5:58 AM
The captions are utter balls.