Apr 10 2009ShamWow Sells Like Hot Cakes Bluth Corn Baller In Spanish Speaking Countries
This is Vince "Punchahook" Shlomi selling ShamWows in Spanish. And yes, it's every bit as "I want to beat him till he bleeds" as it sounds. Even worse. I actually put my monitor in a choke-hold just watching it. Now tap out or you're dead. I mean it!
Vince Tries To Sell ShamWow In Spanish [consumerist]
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Reader Comments
1. nathan - April 10, 2009 2:41 PM
first
2. bryan - April 10, 2009 2:41 PM
uno!!
3. nathan - April 10, 2009 2:41 PM
ok not first but close!
4. Jiakasuma - April 10, 2009 2:42 PM
first
5. MacMaster - April 10, 2009 2:45 PM
Hahaha, they even have the same shitty sound editing inconsistencies in that language, where his voice is at different volumes throughout the whole commercial
"This one last 3 weeks, this one lasts 10 YEARS"
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 10, 2009 2:45 PM
@2-4 FAIL.
Sham-O Wow-A.
7. naas 日本に行く in tokyo - April 10, 2009 2:46 PM
hahaha love it, anything shampow is FTW
@2, @3, @4 - - please please PLEASE DIE A MISARABLE HORRIFIC DEATH so I can watch you go down & say 'yup, they were douchebags so the world doesn't care' ....because that is your legacy and someday you might understand
godamn fisrtardness doesn't seem to let up these days, does it
8. naas 日本に行く in tokyo - April 10, 2009 2:48 PM
..miserable (sorry) - - it's 4am here & although I am not spot on, the firstards always stand out by failing at anything with substance
9. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 10, 2009 2:49 PM
naas, what have you been up to in Tokyo?
10. first@first.com - April 10, 2009 2:49 PM
first
11. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 2:53 PM
Yeah, naas, how's the booze?
12. taintily smitten - April 10, 2009 2:58 PM
@10 Beat me to it.
After watching that I would try to bite his tongue off too.
13. Anna - April 10, 2009 3:00 PM
love the obvious water sound effect when he first squirts his liquid into the bowl, haha
14. Binty - April 10, 2009 3:04 PM
No intiendo que ese hombre esta diciendo!! En que idioma esta hablando?
also
@ 16 - FAIL!! Ahaha!
15. Tennist0 - April 10, 2009 3:06 PM
*jumping off 2 story building into tub of wateer and shamwows, doesnt die because tub is still full of water*
16. Tennist0 - April 10, 2009 3:08 PM
hahahahaha 14, your right 16 does suck... ha, 16 go die... wait...damn!
17. Sarah - April 10, 2009 3:13 PM
Ocho shamwows? No puedo creerlo! :o
18. jayBee - April 10, 2009 3:33 PM
LOL! Bluth Cornballer - ahahhahah my favorite!
19. HunnyBear - April 10, 2009 3:33 PM
haha told you guys this was ridiculous!
20. catch22 - April 10, 2009 3:42 PM
doesnt he know a spansish whore would flat out wreck him?
21. Watch - April 10, 2009 4:45 PM
technically @ 1, 2,and 3 are first, because all three posted at the same exact minute and second, not the time stamps.
22. Watch - April 10, 2009 4:46 PM
*note
23. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 10, 2009 5:00 PM
@Watch - there is no timestamp you monkey.
24. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 10, 2009 5:01 PM
*there is no SECONDS timestamp
25. TetterkeT - April 10, 2009 6:28 PM
Hola! Soy Vince! Con ShamWow!!!
26. aflores3 - April 10, 2009 7:33 PM
As a spanish speaker and an avid shamwow commercial watcher, i can say with confidence that it is literally the EXACT same commerical... word for word
27. Barry O - April 10, 2009 7:53 PM
Le gusta pegar a sus prostitutas.
28. Tennist0 - April 10, 2009 7:55 PM
@26- nope, they took out the guy, he was supposed to be the third "random" person
29. naas 日本に行く in tokyo - April 10, 2009 8:43 PM
Shum & thumpa - - it's crazy here but in a good way. I've actually had a harder time finding those popular beer vending machines (in shinjuku anyways) than I thought. The wife & I went to the red light district last night because it is where a lot of the tourbooks said is the place to be & they were right. No we didn't get hookers (not our thing) but we did have a lot of shady people approach us & the funny thing about that is they were all nigerian. I'm not a racist at all but it's the damn truth...
I actually asked one of them if he'd ever heard of Chris Hansen from Dateline to see if he'd run away or if I'd get stabbed but he didn't. I then offered him some information about a recently deceased & wealthy relative to see if he'd help me claim the money hehehe. So far it's great here but like Daisy said 2 days ago it has it's downfalls.
(sorry for the long comment, I hate long comments) but thanks for thinking of me ☺
30. Spoonman - April 10, 2009 10:37 PM
A sweet Arrested Development reference. I love it.
31. Enflamed - April 10, 2009 11:31 PM
Best part of the commercial 1:45...I have no idea what he said, but he looks even douche-ier.
32. timmy the dying boy - April 11, 2009 12:02 AM
How do you say "take that, bitch!" in Spanish? Nah, never mind, I'll just find out myself next time I'm in Juarez.
33. TetterkeT - April 11, 2009 12:17 AM
http://holasoyvince.ytmnd.com/
34. Watch - April 11, 2009 1:03 AM
@ 23, look to the right hand side of where the user name of the posted comment is you idiot!! It shows the date of pos and the time of post for the comment.
35. Timmy - April 11, 2009 1:23 AM
first!
36. naas 日本に行く in tokyo - April 11, 2009 7:40 AM
Knock it off Timmy
I still haven't seen any tokyoflash watches yet GW, but when I do I will be sure to let them know you're doing a good job
37. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 11, 2009 8:23 AM
34 - But it doesn't show the time to the second! Pay attention, I corrected IN THE NEXT COMMENT.
38. Wes - April 11, 2009 8:53 AM
dear geekologie writer,
i love A.D. references. thank you
39. OG style - April 11, 2009 11:56 AM
Has anyone see that at about 44 sec into the video you can see the liquid out of the carpet and on the table. The when he goes to clean up the carpet the liquid is off the table. Same thing in the Amerian video.
40. konstance - April 11, 2009 11:53 PM
Wanna hear what shamwow's vince sounds in french???
https://www.leshamwow.com/spark/index.php
really bad dub... we have to deal with that 20 times a day :P
41. konstance - April 11, 2009 11:56 PM
oh and it's the same voice actor for billy mays in quebec XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt7YUoUA-L4
42. WTF - April 12, 2009 6:04 AM
gosh... hes actually creepier in spanish... bonus ponts for sounding like a retarded creep more than a phonetic spanish speaking creep...
my eyes! my ears! my brains!... IT BURNS!!!
43. bigjerm - April 12, 2009 12:50 PM
soy loco por los cornballs!
44. Me! - April 15, 2009 9:42 AM
As if this annoying commercial in TWO languages isn't enough, it's even more exciting in JAPANESE! Seriously, I've seen it too many times here.
And more.... idiot Vince 'shamwow guy' is arrested. Is anyone surprised?
I thought not. C'mon, you just knew something wasn't right with this guy. Shamwow drove him to it (the fame, the fortune, the mutli-languages).
45. Amanda - April 16, 2009 11:42 AM
Haha! Arrested Development FTW! YESSSSSS!