Apr 15 20096-Year Old Finds Pron On New PSP, Cries

A six-year old found a bunch of nudey pictures on the PSP his mother purchased for him from Walmart and got all upset about it and cried to his mommy.
Tamatha said she found a memory card inside the PSP containing hundreds of pornographic pictures. She claimed it's not hers and it was in the PSP before she opened the box.
She then called the store wanting to speak with a manager about the problem. "I explained the situation and his response was, 'well, bring the machine down and we'll let your son pick out a new game,'" she said. "And I was like, no I don't think you heard what I said."
Tamatha is demanding a new gaming system, apology, and written promise her son won't grow up to be gay. Good luck with that Tamatha, but I've got news for you: he's been that way since birth. I mean, he cried when he saw a naked woman. What? Well, yeah, but I only do it sometimes.
Mom Finds Porn on New PSP [myfoxboston]
Thanks to Chris and Asiantom, who would have felt like they just won the fapping lottery.

Reader Comments
1. j - April 15, 2009 12:27 PM
Is that a real video on the photo? If so, what's it called? I want to masturbate.
2. Ickorus - April 15, 2009 12:30 PM
I want that psp =[
3. xygoz - April 15, 2009 12:31 PM
I tried to do that too with my GPS but they didn't believe that it had linux and 6 gigs of dinosaur porn on it =/
4. Harry Balls - April 15, 2009 12:31 PM
Kid's gay. Good he found out sooner than later.
5. matt - April 15, 2009 12:40 PM
Even at 6 years old, I would've thought it was awesome.
6. pavmentaled - April 15, 2009 12:42 PM
What is Pron? Is that like Tr2n?
7. iram84mx - April 15, 2009 12:43 PM
will trade my Wii with 25 games and 2 controllers for that PSP
8. homey - April 15, 2009 12:44 PM
She'd make a lot more money selling that cartridge on eBay than anything walmart would give her. Doesn't she know we're in a recession? Plus, they've got more lawyers than Snoop has bitches.
9. Mr. Man - April 15, 2009 12:44 PM
bonus
10. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - April 15, 2009 12:45 PM
Money hungry mom, lawsuit?
11. sarahlily - April 15, 2009 12:46 PM
lucky!
this was a NEW psp? from the store?
Sounds like a manufacturing prank to me...
12. Pallero - April 15, 2009 12:48 PM
I bought used PSP but it had no porn, should i complain?
13. daisy - April 15, 2009 12:52 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver Back Down where Max helped a kid who was in a bike accident and ended up renting a room from his mom. Later he had sex with the kid's mom, right in front of him, and took him to the disco dance place to find some chicks for himself.
14. Vince Lombardi - April 15, 2009 12:55 PM
Gee. Too bad she forgot to apply "shrinky wrap" around the outside with her hair-dryer, wrap it as a present, and have the kid open it in front of WITNESSES!!!! because she won't make a dime if I'm on the jury in her lawsuit. Christ on a pogo stick, is there nothing people won't do to try to extort money from companies now? I thought putting a co-worker's severed thumb in your Wendy's chili was bad.... putting porn on your own kid's game platform beats that by a country mile.
15. CoinOperatedBoi - April 15, 2009 1:08 PM
In her defense...for once...she's only asking for an apology and a new PSP...where actually it was just the memory stick so I would have taken the free game along with a new memory stick.
16. CoinOperatedBoi - April 15, 2009 1:09 PM
Oh...and buy a DSi what was she thinking in the first place?
17. eli - April 15, 2009 1:09 PM
lmao.... pron.
18. Batman - April 15, 2009 1:18 PM
Umm last time I checked a PSP doesn't come with a stick of memory, so it wouldn't have been on there. I think daddy left his stick of memory by the PSP, oops.
19. DreamFolder - April 15, 2009 1:37 PM
The people in the pron didn't resemble anyone the kid knew, did they?
... ... "and I turned it on"... ... "... and she didn't have no clothes on..." "... an she looked a lot like MOM!." (also works if she looked like Mrs. Miller next door and then a man comes in who looks like Daddy...) ;-) @ 18
20. Daisy - April 15, 2009 1:44 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max got kicked out of the library during detention, and snuck back in by crawling in the drop ceiling. Unfortunately he fell through and nearly broke his neck, and had so smoke some weed to make it better.
21. Anon - April 15, 2009 1:57 PM
Why does she want a new psp?
Unless it's firmware has been hacked to show a nekkid wumin when switched on all she needs is a new memory card.
Maybe she's from that "bible belt" I've seen in documentaries on more4 and thinks the machine is now unclean and working for Satan.
Wouldn't it be funny if it also said Islam is the light when switched on.
22. me - April 15, 2009 2:01 PM
please click this. it helps me out. http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=azh92fik35etc510c5pw9k281pyh8f
23. Derburger. - April 15, 2009 2:31 PM
she wants an apology from from walmart for not checking the contents of a box thats comes directly from sony and is supposed to contain a psp?
she'd probably complain that the box was open if they had checked first. then she can join that douchebag club of people of hate on gamestop for opening product for display.
24. Barnops - April 15, 2009 2:37 PM
It was SO her memory card in there. She forgot it, got embarassed, and is now going to ruin someones life all because she can't just come out and say "Yea, I look at porn, so do ALL of you"
25. MacMaster - April 15, 2009 2:45 PM
My five year old son would have said "Beewbies!" and browsed through them all.
At least, that's what he did when he found the porn stash on my PSP.
26. JJtoob - April 15, 2009 2:55 PM
REAL!!!!
This is a complete blah blah blah...
This is exactly like that movie blah blah where Blah jammed his stick in a PSP and he had to call Kostman’s—The Penis People to get it out because everyone knows they can get a penis out of any slot.
27. DrNecropolis - April 15, 2009 2:58 PM
Ummm, a PSP for a 6 year old? Get that kid outside and play stickball or something, damn.
28. xmr - April 15, 2009 3:05 PM
what's pron?
29. Watch - April 15, 2009 3:07 PM
@ 28, look up the history of leetspeak. Its another way of saying porn, but backwards.
30. NICK BACON - April 15, 2009 4:24 PM
ARE WE MISSING THE OBVIOUS? THEY COULD HAVE GOT A FREE GAME? DAMN
31. Jiakasuma - April 15, 2009 5:46 PM
DAMN, I want that PSP with porn! >:[
32. guy - April 15, 2009 5:56 PM
@ Daisy
WE KNOW ITS A FAKE. STOP THINKING YOUR DOING US A PUBLIC SERVICE U DUMB BIRD!
did u really have to post it twice?
i hate people.....
33. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 15, 2009 6:45 PM
Um... Wow...
34. Nate - April 15, 2009 6:55 PM
Why does a six year old have a PSP in the first place?
35. todders - April 15, 2009 7:13 PM
Princess Leiah porn at that! Lucky basterd!
at least it wasn't starring this guy:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/158
36. STINK - April 15, 2009 7:16 PM
The kid cried when he saw the bewbies. Yyyyyeah.
More like the kid threw a fit when soccer mom went into hysterics and took the PSP back.
37. Bill Bellamy - April 15, 2009 7:47 PM
Is that an outtake from Return of the Jedi?
38. sheighZam - April 15, 2009 8:04 PM
33-year-old finds spelling error on new Geekologie post, laughs.
39. Göhmer - April 15, 2009 8:33 PM
#32 is new, also i want to trade PSPs...seriously
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40. c45 - April 15, 2009 9:26 PM
obviously it was a psp that someone returned (and forgot to take out their memory stick), at walmart said it was new.
41. Justin Bullock - April 16, 2009 1:17 AM
Soo what? im 12 and when i bought my PSP from Craigslist it was LOADED with porn! Did i cry to my parents? no! i just kept my mouth SHUT! What is a 6-year old gonna do with a PSP anyways? Play Resistance? O_o
42. Graf Daisy - April 16, 2009 8:42 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Angel Heart where Mickey Rourke banged Cosby's kid and then his ass shows and they had to cut it out because they thought every kid under 18 would turn gaaaay in three seconds from seeing it.
43. Seth Lewis - April 16, 2009 9:04 AM
way too go buddy, love the site...i check this shit everyday...keep it up nerd/geek
44. Jerkbags - April 16, 2009 11:23 AM
Haha Geekologie writer has Star Wars porn on his PSP :B
45. Jack - April 16, 2009 12:15 PM
I noticed that the pic is from the Leia gallery.
It ain't porn :(
46. ………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,---,,_ - April 16, 2009 12:20 PM
AWESOME!
47. the Commish - April 16, 2009 12:35 PM
FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?
This is just like that time when some kid was messing around with his new Grand Theft Auto game and found out you can get a blow job from hookers. He went crying to his mommy and, years later, he went on to become the world's greatest interior designer.
48. Somebody - April 16, 2009 2:36 PM
Not just pron, but quality pron...yep, that kids is G-Y.
Best.Viral.Ad.Ever.
The sloth mom is just jealous she couldn't look as hot as the pron girls. Typical.
In an unrelated news story, Sony stocks shot up (PEW PEW PEW napkin)
49. Junior - April 17, 2009 2:46 AM
Oh, but that PSP would be every horny teenager's dream! :))
50. Arsenal6 - April 17, 2009 10:03 AM
you morons the kid was crying cuz he was afraid of being grounded for having nudie pics thanks for exaggerating please read the article nxt time
51. pat - April 17, 2009 4:30 PM
Anyone else think it's more f'ed up that some crap mom is buying her SIX year old kid a fricking PSP?
Way to grow a tool.
52. pat - April 17, 2009 4:33 PM
Also, the mom's name is Tamatha?
LOL... fail name is fail.
53. fred - April 18, 2009 3:09 AM
if thats a porn screenshot i wanna know what its title was!!