Apr 29 20093D Chess Adds Dimension To The Game

Tired of playing plain old chess? 3-way chess just not cutting it for you anymore? How about some 3-D chess? What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, and fits on your back, It's 3D CHESS CHESS CHESS! Ooooh snap -- you just got Ren and Stimpy'd! Anyways, this 3D chessboard was designed by Ji Lee and bears an unstriking resemblance to Star Trek Tri-Dimensional Chess. Truthfully, I never even know the rules for chess*, I just like playing with the pieces. Haha -- my castle just stomped one of your guys with the hat! Now it's gonna....WHAT'S YOUR HORSEY DOING ON MY QUEEN?!?
3D Chessboard Is Like Q*bert for Smart People [gizmodo]
*I was kidding for the sake of the article, I'm actually a Grand Dungeon Master.

Reader Comments
1. Jesseesse - April 29, 2009 1:31 PM
AMAZING AND CONFUSING
2. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - April 29, 2009 1:32 PM
SECOND
3. Ando - April 29, 2009 1:34 PM
This is going into dangerous territory. Americans struggle with 2D chess at the best of times. This is going to cause some serious headaches.
4. Mr. Man - April 29, 2009 1:36 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
#3, I do have a headache
5. Ando - April 29, 2009 1:40 PM
#4 Don't worry I've got your back. I've heard of this problem hundreds of times with your kind. Your left leg goes in the left side of your pants. You still with me? Then your right leg goes in the only remaining hole. Then it's just a case of pulling them all the way up. Well done! You just dressed yourself. Have a cookie.
6. naas - April 29, 2009 1:41 PM
meh, looks a little like the top of a tetris block at 1000x
7. scurl - April 29, 2009 1:41 PM
this reminds me of q-bert and the fact that hnefatafl is way better than chess.
8. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 29, 2009 1:46 PM
@5
I see you have returned. How's my dead father's cock taste in your toothless mouth? Also, this site is an American site. NOT YOUR A PEON, NOT GAYSIAN, AMERICAN. Now kindly go fück yourself.
9. Mr. Man - April 29, 2009 1:47 PM
@5 as long as you're on your knees, I think I'm better off with em down
10. STOMPY - April 29, 2009 1:48 PM
wow cool, now i can play chess from an aeial point of view and it will feel like im playing lamo 2d chess
11. Leonidas - April 29, 2009 1:56 PM
I see the anti-American troll is back, oh dear. He's taking very special care with his spelling and punctuation this time, it's nice to see that he cares.
12. meatykid - April 29, 2009 1:59 PM
ando does have a point, you are all rather stupid
13. Leonidas - April 29, 2009 2:12 PM
I know I am, but what are you?
14. Timbo - April 29, 2009 2:12 PM
At first I thought ando and meatsack kid were the same person, but that would take at least a small amount of thinking to do.... impossible
15. Johnny B - April 29, 2009 2:13 PM
It's LOG, It's LOG,
It's Big, It's Heavy, It's Wood
It's LOG, It's LOG,
It's better than Bad, it's Good....
16. meatykid - April 29, 2009 2:15 PM
@14 this statement is coming from you, an american, the most unintelligent of all races
17. STOMPY - April 29, 2009 2:16 PM
I'm gonna have to agree with #15 on this one... very compelling argument.
18. Timbo - April 29, 2009 2:21 PM
USA all the way
19. meatykid - April 29, 2009 2:24 PM
into a grinder, hopefully
20. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 29, 2009 2:24 PM
@16
I think you have race and nationality confused. So much for your extensive knowledge of the English language. America is the home to the majority of the world's races. meatykid is a scientologist. It's the only way to explain such ignorant discourse.
21. Freddy K - April 29, 2009 2:25 PM
#16 I didn't know "American" was a race.
Wow. Way to flex those superior intelectual skills there.
22. Timbo - April 29, 2009 2:27 PM
@21I didn't catch that one!
hahahaha Meatsack you're retarded!
23. meatykid - April 29, 2009 2:29 PM
im counting the entirety of the american population as one race, mostly because you share the same brain cell.
24. meatykid - April 29, 2009 2:30 PM
i suppoe your right, disease is more accurate
25. Timbo - April 29, 2009 2:31 PM
Meatnut...that doesn't even make any sense....
26. wazmeister05 - April 29, 2009 2:31 PM
@12
*sigh*
that is all.
27. STOMPY - April 29, 2009 2:32 PM
Here is what you do, ignore dumbass comments and move on, oh shit... the paradoxial nature of this comment will make my head explode..........
28. meatykid - April 29, 2009 2:34 PM
timbo seems to be the leader of your group.
thats how you pick your presidents isnt it? you pick the candidate with the lowest IQ
29. Leonidas - April 29, 2009 2:36 PM
If you're going to hurl insults at someone else's intelligence, you should try not spelling like an 8-year-old. Ando and Meathead here are probably the same person—same piss-poor spelling and grammar, same obtuse arguments.
30. naas - April 29, 2009 2:39 PM
There are stupid people everywhere. If you believe otherwise then you haven't traveled or are probably one of them. If you argue about it on teh interwebz you're definitely one of them
31. Mr. Man - April 29, 2009 2:39 PM
hey GW, more gamer chicks please
32. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 29, 2009 2:40 PM
Stop feeding anti-american nationalist trolls.
LOG LOG - damnit, I'll have that in my head all day...
33. STOMPY - April 29, 2009 2:43 PM
It's big it's brown it's wood!!!!!
34. ren - April 29, 2009 2:44 PM
everyone wants a log,
everyone needs a log!
35. rubber nipples - April 29, 2009 2:45 PM
So, like log for girls, will there be 3D chess for girls?
36. Watch-303 - April 29, 2009 2:46 PM
all this is is a chessboard with elevated squares. real 3d chess has 3 boards, one on top of each other.
37. Pew³ - April 29, 2009 2:52 PM
Hey Thumper, can you watch YouTube videos at work?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H03PyhbRjSY
38. Daisy - April 29, 2009 3:06 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max moved to Montana to start a dental floss farm. He also kept bees, and would use them for their wax which he melted down, and while riding a pygmy pony, he would pluck some floss off the dental floss bush, and using a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers, he'd swish the floss around in the wax. And as he rode off into the dawn of montana you'd hear him holler Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay.
39. Alumini*U*m - April 29, 2009 3:10 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Ricki-Oh where Ricki moved to Montana to start a dental floss farm. And got strangled by Oscar with his own intestines.
40. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 29, 2009 3:14 PM
Can't watch any vids, and most websites are filtered. As a matter of fact, I can't get to Superfish or IWatchStuff either. Just geekologie.
41. naas - April 29, 2009 3:18 PM
@39 there can be only 1 Daisy. Imitators have fallen before, don't become one of them
42. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - April 29, 2009 4:21 PM
@16 we made be stupid but we build a da mn good bomb NAZ!
43. KEV - April 29, 2009 4:25 PM
DAISY!!! WTF STFU!! U ARE A DOUCHEBAG CUMDUMPSTER!
anyway, 4-D Chess is where its at. The extra dimension means you feel the geek spirits steal your soul!
44. Freddy K - April 29, 2009 4:45 PM
#43 No, the extra dimension is the complete and utter waste of time spent pondering how one plays "4D Chess", assessing meaning to it and then actually playing it. As a side note, those usually fulfilled by such activities have also been known to be avid "first" posters.
45. 24bit-whore - April 29, 2009 5:09 PM
meatykid just fyi....
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/stupidity-demotivational-poster.jpg
46. Tennist0 - April 29, 2009 7:15 PM
there is actually 3 level chess... that, my friend(as mccain would say) is the true 3-D chess
47. Sakina - April 29, 2009 8:00 PM
Amazing idea!
48. Kev - April 29, 2009 9:29 PM
#44 Wow, Im flattered that your last post before the super AIDS consumed you body was about my post that took me 5 secs to think of and post. CHECKMATE! LOLOLOLOL
49. ROCKER - April 29, 2009 11:27 PM
WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT !!!!!!
50. Butch Decossas - April 30, 2009 7:56 AM
I want it now! Butch Decossas
51. Freddy K - April 30, 2009 10:26 AM
Oh no. Apparently I'm being consumed by "the super AIDS". By the way , #48, its should be consumed YOUR body....
just sayin.
52. SHANNON RENE GARDNER - October 18, 2009 4:18 PM
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE COMPLETION OF CHESS GO TO WWW.3MCHESS.COM AND FYI IT IS AN AMERICAN IDEA NOT A JAPENESE VERSION .