Mar 16 2009ZOMG, The Best Crane Game EVER!
Hey, your guess is as good as mine. Provided you guessed "awesome", and, "give me another quarter". Also, I really love how you can see the Winnie the Pooh stuffed animals in the machine next to it. But moooom, I don't want another Winnie, I want a boobie.
Thanks to towhee, whose sweater puppets put those things to shame.
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Reader Comments
1. hectorv1979 - March 16, 2009 5:38 PM
god bless japan lol
2. Andy - March 16, 2009 5:41 PM
hmm... i guess second.
3. flanspastic - March 16, 2009 5:41 PM
how funny
4. hectorv1979 - March 16, 2009 5:44 PM
hooray i stopped another idiot from posting the f word. unfortunately he still put 2nd but thats one step closer to getting rid of internet morons
5. DanDan - March 16, 2009 5:50 PM
I like boobs on the girl but off the girl it is a little weird
6. Wild - March 16, 2009 5:52 PM
I must be retarded or ghey...I thought they were onions. I'll take the former for 200 Alex.
7. Andy - March 16, 2009 5:58 PM
@hectorv1979
what are you talking about.
8. austinmankingkinney - March 16, 2009 6:01 PM
thought they were water balloons
9. naas - March 16, 2009 6:04 PM
I know a few flat chested girls that'd love to play this
10. hectorv1979 - March 16, 2009 6:05 PM
@andy im talking about idiots that post first and second and such. do you realize it makes you just look like an idiot. nobody cares what number you are when you post. get a life
11. JFreezy - March 16, 2009 6:08 PM
Nice! This will throw off my lady when I ask her for spare quarters instead of dollar bills. She knows where I'm going when I ask for the dollar bills........... the titty bar!! Now I'm going to the titty crane!!
12. Pew³ - March 16, 2009 6:08 PM
So, is Tora³ Japanese for Pew³?
If so, awesome!!!!!!!
Tora Tora Tora!!!
if not, whatever!
Pew pew pew!!!!
13. Jake Lymes - March 16, 2009 6:53 PM
Suckin on my titties like you wanted me, callin me, all the time like blondie check out my chrissy behind it fine all of the time. Like sex on the beaches...what else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?...
14. Dinosaur Rex - March 16, 2009 6:56 PM
A boob grabber lol
Those japanese guys are sick, but awesome
15. Vinny Mac - March 16, 2009 6:56 PM
@12 hahahaha!
16. V - March 16, 2009 7:11 PM
Japanese are genius. Now all I have to do is get one for my room.
17. Xeta - March 16, 2009 7:48 PM
Doesn't Tora mean tiger?
18. Hannukah Montana - March 16, 2009 7:53 PM
This is a complete mockery of the 70's movie, Tora Tora Tora.
AAAAWWWWESOOOOME!!!
Who doesn't like boobs?
You gotta love the boob machine. That might be the best thing the Japanese people have ever invented.
19. PunsKillPeople - March 16, 2009 7:54 PM
@13: H*ll yes, the teaches of Peaches!
I think I saw something like this advertised as a "stress ball"...
Er...hmmm....
*reaches up and squeezes boobs*
Oh, wow, you know what, I actually feel a lot better...it's like my stress is just melting away. Or that might just eb the alcohol.
20. neeggar - March 16, 2009 8:25 PM
Life like texture ;_;
21. Japan - March 16, 2009 8:55 PM
Pedo-boobs
22. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 16, 2009 9:01 PM
What's really funny is that when you squeeze those things, a milky-white inner "sac" shows through the nipple...so it looks like it's lactating.
23. mr.weiner - March 16, 2009 9:06 PM
two of these things would compliment my fleshlight nicely.
would really complete the fantasy
24. Angel Mass - March 16, 2009 9:37 PM
The most sad of all this is, this might be the only chance many out there can have to actually grab a boob
25. ZPirate - March 16, 2009 9:40 PM
The crane's smiling because he has such a great job.
26. Daisy (TRO) - March 16, 2009 9:44 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complet photoshop job. YOu can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where MAx was playing poker with some co-workers who askd him to tell a story about women he screwed around with. He described the beelings of a newly minted titty as feeling like a bag of sand.
27. Cade - March 16, 2009 10:21 PM
I have been blind. I finally realize what Daisy is talking about.
Apparently, her message is a code. She is in a sweat shop in Guatemala and is asking for help to get out. Her messages are codes. Read between the lines, folks. I just bought my ticket on Priceline. Daisy, I'm coming for you! After I stop by Japan and get some rubber boobs to stop the infidels that are holding you captive! Here I come!
28. injapan - March 16, 2009 11:38 PM
the verb toraeru means to seize, capture, or grasp. so its a combination of that and a joke on the movie tora tora tora.
29. Franccesca - March 17, 2009 12:50 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I actually live in Guatemala, how funny you mentioned it.
30. easymilt - March 17, 2009 1:25 AM
26. Daisy (TRO) - March 16, 2009 9:44 PM
NOT FAKE!!! I have two of these amazing toys... Or as I call them, "Love of my life".
Wooooooorrrrd!
31. JJtoob - March 17, 2009 2:12 AM
Tora! Tora! Tora! Back then, dropping bombs, now, grabbing boobs? Me love boobz, therefore, me love Japan.
32. Lovesmut - March 17, 2009 3:15 AM
I have squished one of these before!! Boob stress ball. so awesome. boobiebooobieboobie
http://www.gadgetpages.com/product.php?xProd=448
33. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 17, 2009 7:32 AM
A claw machine full of boobs but I still can't type curse words in the comment section. Fücking weak, GW. Shit's fücking weak.
34. pojojuniper - March 17, 2009 8:51 AM
I thought they were onions at first, too...
35. catch22 - March 17, 2009 9:15 AM
the brilliant thing about this is not only does some dumbass go broke trying to get one of these things... but he goes deep in debt trying to get the second one knowing a pair is needed
36. dubba - March 17, 2009 9:18 AM
@34 just because they make you cry doesnt make them onions
37. poodles - March 17, 2009 10:06 AM
HAHA yeah I also thought it was an onion catching machine, which would be a good idea since onions are so damn fast and hard to catch!
38. implant lover - March 17, 2009 11:06 AM
Are they silicone or saline?
39. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 17, 2009 11:51 AM
Where's the bag of dicks?
40. finfan - March 17, 2009 2:24 PM
I'm just worried about the emotional stress this is putting on her cousin, Diego, and her best friend, Boots... Unless they encourage this and enjoy raunchy threesomes.... Ew Tween sex.... Diego has to be over 18 now right? Right? Cholas & Cholos
41. finfan - March 17, 2009 2:25 PM
Oops wrong comment area...
42. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 17, 2009 2:43 PM
@40
You make my head ache.
43. Little Moo - March 17, 2009 6:12 PM
@26 - I've never seen NEVER BACK DOWN but unless you're getting your movies mixed up that's a total rip off of the 40 year old virgin - it's the scene where they find out he's a virgin...
44. tailbones - March 17, 2009 7:27 PM
where exactly was this picture taken? i live in tokyo and can kick crane machine ass, and i want me some fake boobies!
45. Sin - March 17, 2009 10:44 PM
@39 - they're posting on this site.
yes, me included.
46. . - March 18, 2009 4:59 AM
That is fxcking yuck.
47. OMGirl! - March 18, 2009 11:36 AM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is wacked!
48. em - March 18, 2009 4:53 PM
they look like creepy disembodied eyeballs.
49. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 18, 2009 5:05 PM
Does this mean we're allowed to say titty now?
50. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 18, 2009 5:07 PM
Ok, but we still can't say t1ts? That Is Completely Fücking Ridiculous. Also, even as a girl, I want one, I'm not sure why though...
51. asdf - March 19, 2009 3:55 AM
tora means taken
52. Japanese - March 19, 2009 10:54 AM
I'm a Japanese, and explane about TORA 3.
This is most famous code for Japanese.
The code TORA TORA TORA was used by Japanese imperial force after the attack on Pearl Harbor on 8th/Dec/1941.
It means "I succeeded the surprise attack".
In this case, I mean this crane game, it is no meaning.
But they really succeeded to surprise us.
53. n.w - March 21, 2009 6:40 PM
The whip cream & chocolate-fugde has just arrived!