ZOMG, The Best Crane Game EVER!

Hey, your guess is as good as mine. Provided you guessed "awesome", and, "give me another quarter". Also, I really love how you can see the Winnie the Pooh stuffed animals in the machine next to it. But moooom, I don't want another Winnie, I want a boobie.

Thanks to towhee, whose sweater puppets put those things to shame.

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