Mar 26 2009UPDATE: You Will Like Today's Woot! Shirt
UPDATE: BACK IN STOCK FOR A LIMITED TIME, GO HERE TO GET ONE.
Unfortunately they sold all 3,000 of them between midnight and 6:47 AM this morning. But don't worry, I'm sure a design this popular will be available for regular sale soon. So somebody feel free to drop that link in the comments when it becomes available. Or hell, maybe I'll actually keep up with it and post it here myself as an update. After all, I am turning over a new leaf. And also, this dead squirrel I found in the road. ZOMG, ZOMG, its guts are hanging out!!
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Reader Comments
1. keith loves daisy - March 26, 2009 3:33 PM
1st
2. hypermelon - March 26, 2009 3:36 PM
me likez
3. Katie - March 26, 2009 3:37 PM
Also, there's a Woot-Off today.
4. VIc - March 26, 2009 3:43 PM
I was the 3,000 sorry GW!
5. VIc - March 26, 2009 3:44 PM
I was the 3,000 sorry GW!
6. JFreezy - March 26, 2009 3:45 PM
@3,
In that case, WOOT WOOTY WOOT WOOT!!!! And yes, I could totally see thumperchica in that shirt...............JUST that shirt *Wink, wink* And Pepper too! *MEOW*
7. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 26, 2009 3:46 PM
DAMN! And they carried it in fat fück sizes too. I call bullshiterrie!
8. Boost - March 26, 2009 4:01 PM
Honestly, who would wear this out in public?
It's like those Tuxedo shirts, or shirtless fat guy shirts. You wear them once, then they deteriorate in the closet.
9. Deetz - March 26, 2009 4:09 PM
@8
More like it's like those Tuxedo shirts, or shirtless fat guy shirts. You never get them because you know how stupid they are. The end.
10. DarkRowan - March 26, 2009 4:12 PM
For those not familiar with Shirt.Woot: The day after any shirt goes on sale there is a 'friends' link that becomes available. You pay $15, rather than $10, for the shirt at that time and it will stay on sale until reckoned.
Friends Link for this shirt: http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=8500
Might also want to read up on Reckoning and why that link may become unusable: http://shirt.woot.com/WhatIsWoot.aspx#q15
11. poop on my small shaft - March 26, 2009 4:22 PM
TINA TURNER
Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO
I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice
Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus
12. Ladybird - March 26, 2009 4:27 PM
Omg... i'd be THE COOLEST chicka on campus in this shirt.....
13. errrrrr - March 26, 2009 4:33 PM
@12 Isn't ladybird the family dog offa King of the Hill?
14. CoinOperatedBoi - March 26, 2009 4:45 PM
@13
And Lyndon B. Johnson's wife's nickname.
15. catch22 - March 26, 2009 4:47 PM
clever... but i wouldnt be caught dead in that color/shirt... its like saying... "hey im not only a proud geek...but i have absolutely no taste!"
ill take "I void warranties" or a basic "U.U.D.D.L.R.L.R.B.A.Start" over this one anyday
16. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 26, 2009 4:58 PM
Perhaps in Black and Hot Pink, or Blue and Silver... That shirt in that color would make me look like uber-butch-bitch... Can't get away with that kinda stuff now with the short hair...
17. Pew³ - March 26, 2009 5:10 PM
meh
18. jACK - March 26, 2009 5:25 PM
You all recognize every one of those controllers
19. Watch - March 26, 2009 6:44 PM
This is a stupid shirt
F UCKASAURUS REX!!!!!
20. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 26, 2009 7:14 PM
I'm thinking about to start my own line! Hurry!
21. Angel Mass - March 26, 2009 7:40 PM
I played with like three or four of those controllers
22. Galtacticus - March 26, 2009 8:00 PM
That guy has a huge achievement of controllers!
23. Lee Harless - March 26, 2009 8:26 PM
I hope they put out an XXL version. I'm fat.
24. NoTalent - March 26, 2009 8:42 PM
Contrary to popular belief, various video game controllers to not make me an actual killer.
25. Pyj - March 26, 2009 10:23 PM
OMG That shirt is AWESOME!
26. Dan - March 27, 2009 5:04 AM
I want :P
27. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 27, 2009 7:12 AM
@23
They do. That's why I was bitching about them being sold out.
28. Rich Port's Ghost - March 27, 2009 4:44 PM
This shirt was made for me, cause I'm so badass. War Vets can suck my crank because I completed Halo on legendary! SUCK THAT VETS!
29. onimus - March 27, 2009 7:48 PM
GUYS GUYS THERE BACK- THERE FOR SALE!!!!!!!
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=8500
p.s buy me one out of pity
30. Jessica - March 29, 2009 2:54 PM
AWESOME!
I'm buying one right now.
I do with it were in black instead, but green goes well with my eyes. ^__^