Mar 9 2009Yaaaar!: Finally, A Ship Fit For Hungry Pirates
Want to build you own 17,000 calorie pirate ship? No problem, pick up these ingredients and then follow the picture tutorial after the jump.
Ingredients:
~20 sausages
~48 rashers of bacon
1.2kg of sausage meat
1kg of pork mince
10 franks
1kg of pastry (not 100% meat this time)
1 onion
1 mushroom
2 packets of chipolata sausages
various food colorings
sage
My god that looks delicious. I've always known I wanted to be a pirate, I just had no idea how badly I wanted to be a meatpirate. Yaaar, surrender yer sausage! Haha nothing, I'm being serious -- now drop trow ye scalawags!
Hit the jump for the making of the ship.
A meat ship made out of 20 sausages, 48 rashers of bacon and 1kg of pork [arthemia]
Thanks to MoD and Karl, who are both rocking more sausage than a meat ship ever could.
Reader Comments
1. Ryu - March 9, 2009 5:03 PM
First!
2. Genocide - March 9, 2009 5:03 PM
Oh dear God when will the madness stop....
BTW kiss my ass your first whores.
3. Genocide - March 9, 2009 5:04 PM
EAT SHIT RYU!!!!
4. Ryu - March 9, 2009 5:04 PM
Gotta try it sometime. (:
On another note, that looks disgusting as hell.
5. JP - March 9, 2009 5:04 PM
Well congratulations, you're first. Did you will anything or just make a waste of space post?
I approve of this meat ship.
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 9, 2009 5:12 PM
This bothered me when I saw it on "This is why you're fat"... Now I'm equally disturbed, mostly because I'm sure someone will attempt to make/consume this product...
7. SuperFrank - March 9, 2009 5:16 PM
10 franks?! F that you only need 1...SUPERFRANK
8. Amy - March 9, 2009 5:19 PM
Holy sh!t on a shingle, where did you find that thing, thisiswhyyourefat.com?
9. Clamdigger - March 9, 2009 5:23 PM
Don't you hate it when your weiner goes limp. Mine always does after a good bake in the oven. Love alot of meat and big clams. 8th?
10. Amy - March 9, 2009 5:26 PM
Edit: I take back my former idiotic statement after reading #6's comment. This is what I get for getting up to grab a soda before hitting "submit".
11. Lowlands - March 9, 2009 5:27 PM
Holy shit! Probably only professional wrestlers like this for dinner!
12. Clamdigger - March 9, 2009 5:34 PM
You are forgiven #8... Amy what you gonna do? thisiswhyyoudontdrinkandcompute.com
13. zandar - March 9, 2009 5:35 PM
yum, i'm eating one rightfvfvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
14. I'm a Computer - March 9, 2009 5:36 PM
that is one sloppy hunk of pig. B+ for the idea, D- for the execution.
and lol @ amy
15. Pew³ - March 9, 2009 5:38 PM
This looks like its all for show. You cleary overcook the sails and undercook the hull if you try cooking these all together.
You need to cook the hull first, then add the sails.
Then kill yourself.
16. feckless - March 9, 2009 5:54 PM
Yep. That's where my brother put his cigarette out. Right by that first hot dog.
17. jj - March 9, 2009 5:59 PM
a pirate saying "yaaar! surrender your sausage!" is as manly as a male nurse holding hands all the way to your sponge bath.
18. Danger - March 9, 2009 6:00 PM
Firts!
19. Freddy K - March 9, 2009 6:13 PM
#15, note the inside of the "hull" is a precooked meat, so yes, the sails will be a bit overcooked compared to the hull, but not that much.
Also, if you do eat the whole thing you don't have to worry about killing yourself as you most likely just injested your last meal.
20. gizmoduck - March 9, 2009 6:13 PM
pirates + bacon = butt pirates
21. Milkman - March 9, 2009 6:37 PM
what is the obsession with creating things out of meat?
22. Pew³ - March 9, 2009 6:38 PM
@20. I love it when you talk dirty.
23. Stan Winstone - March 9, 2009 6:46 PM
I just baaaaaaahrfed. Heave ho!
24. Moose Knuckle - March 9, 2009 6:55 PM
Pssst... Avast!
It be too late to alter course now....
25. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 9, 2009 7:07 PM
Jesus Fcuking Christ, that's disgusting....needs cheese.
So much for needing lunch, appetite - gone.
26. CorporalG - March 9, 2009 7:35 PM
Like they say, Sainsbury's really does make life taste better.
27. bob O - March 9, 2009 8:42 PM
This looks like a mutelated sex organ (im not going to say which)
28. JK - March 9, 2009 11:04 PM
Another Heart-attack inducing meal from the looks of it.
29. Daisy - March 9, 2009 11:21 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactrly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max is trying to rescue his frends from a mean fat being on a pirate ship. He is being forced to walk the bacon, I mean plank, and does a triple lindy and gets his light saber from a robot, and then proceeds to rain much death on the bad guys.
30. naas - March 9, 2009 11:25 PM
Gawd damn I love bacon posts, that looks delicious but I can think of ANOTHER DISH that I think would topple that.
31. Rune - March 9, 2009 11:33 PM
God, does this make anyone else want to hurl?
32. Anti Daisy patrol - March 9, 2009 11:36 PM
REAL!!!!!
this is a complete masterpiece. You can tell its real because the shadows are all perfect.
this is exactly like that scene in the movie Never back down where baja dresses up like a gangbanger sort of, i think max got to dress up like princess leia and was buttf*cking baja in a weird way
33. LSDiesel - March 10, 2009 12:21 AM
Oh look! Another Bacon creation, oh look, another tokyo flash watch, oh look, another google street view, oh look, another robot.
This site needs more titties
34. ISPetrol - March 10, 2009 4:55 AM
Hell yeah McDiesel.........ain't nothing but a G thang!
Brup!
35. KittenGore - March 10, 2009 6:35 AM
Oh-Dear-God...
Is that... no... can't be... hallucinogenic mushroom?
36. ClaMs - March 10, 2009 8:10 AM
Oh, man, this ship just went overboard with the meat thing.
Gettit? Overboard? Ship? I should open my own blog.
37. gizmoduck - March 10, 2009 9:41 AM
Two men enter; one man leaves.
38. YOURMOM - March 10, 2009 12:02 PM
Anybody else think that the next evolution in disgustingness should be a bacon X-wing or Tie fighter, or possibly a scale model of the death star? that would be the ultimate thing for a retarded virgin fat-ass to do with his meat...
39. naas - March 10, 2009 1:19 PM
@38 Ha, instead of American Pie it'd be Ameri.... Universal Deathstar!
I can just see the hole in that thing now when some 13 yr old breaches its secure structure to some unscrambled 80s porn
40. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 10, 2009 2:19 PM
Yaarrrrggghhhh gonna die of a heart attack Matey.
41. Joey joe - March 10, 2009 11:28 PM
lol, iv seen this before, I really enjoyed the Mock Seinfeld Script that came with it.. MEAT SHIP!!!
42. ...in America! - March 11, 2009 1:13 AM
No credit to the SA goons who made this?
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/meatship-seinfeld-script.php
I think there's a few other meat sculptures in the Comedy Goldmine.
Something Awful probates/bans the retards like Daisy. That's why it's awesome. Just don't ever mention tipping in GBS.
43. c-dizzle - March 26, 2009 12:45 AM
I love this because I am a gangster and so are you
44. laura - May 24, 2009 2:41 PM
i cooked for hulk hogan one time and he ate steamed broccoli and grilled chicken. 2 big plates worth. anyway, i love weird meat recipes but this one came out ugly and not very appetizing. I wish it had more meat finesse. It is not nearly as wonderful as my meat man. http://www.flickr.com/photos/15974061@N00/302955734/in/set-7215759438617
And here is the meat man that inspired mine. Note the coffin shaped tin pan.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/15974061@N00/302957328/in/set-7215759438617
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