Mar 19 2009WTF Was That?: 'Put It On A Hook' A Rap Video Featuring Mario, Link And Mega Man
NOTE: VIDEO IS PROBABLY NSFW DUE TO LANGUAGE
I have no idea what I just watched but it had Mario, Link, and Megaman standing around drinking beer, taking bong hits and fishing. Which makes it the coolest thing I've seen all day not.*
*BBW holding 'I Heart Geekologie Sign' excluded.
Put it on a hook - A rap video (featuring mario, link and megaman) by Inhumans [funnyordie]
Thanks again to Julian, who once caught a great white by dangling his hammerhead in the water. HIYO!
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Reader Comments
1. bendizle - March 19, 2009 4:41 PM
first!
2. Corey - March 19, 2009 4:42 PM
First!
3. bendizle - March 19, 2009 4:43 PM
no but seriously....this sh!t is dope yo
4. naas - March 19, 2009 4:45 PM
not loading
5. hotcat>hotdog - March 19, 2009 4:45 PM
4th-ish
6. naas - March 19, 2009 4:47 PM
..and now not worth seeing
7. Davo - March 19, 2009 5:08 PM
nice
8. r-tard - March 19, 2009 5:09 PM
FAKE!!!!!
9. McGloin - March 19, 2009 5:11 PM
Put a n1gur on a hook boyo.
10. Beastman Aids - March 19, 2009 5:23 PM
1.51 - 2.00: Rape train!
11. Pew³ - March 19, 2009 5:24 PM
Needs more cowbell.
12. Ollie Williams - March 19, 2009 5:33 PM
Once again, blocked at work. I needed something to burn the image of the geek chick out of my retinas.
13. naas - March 19, 2009 5:47 PM
You're not missing much Ollie, no puns' intended there since you were reading about the giant geek girl previously
14. Darth - March 19, 2009 6:15 PM
Great job! Who did this!?
15. Hannukah Montana - March 19, 2009 6:53 PM
@everyone (especially naas)
Can someone explain to me why it is wrong for a GROWN woman to have CONSENSUAL sex with a teenager?
A 29 year old teacher from Kansas (where I'm from) was arrested for allegedly having sex with 2 of her students after school. (cnn.com)
There making it seem wrong to have sex with older women.
Now, please enlighten me with the "downside"of doing such act.
Don't you think it's ridiculous?
16. naas - March 19, 2009 7:14 PM
@15 It's not wrong, the law just says so. I'm glad to be in your thoughts today also
17. Hannukah Montana - March 19, 2009 7:41 PM
That's 'cause you're the most outspoken out of all the people here. But don't get flattered.
I know, ain't that ridiculous? That law should be abolished! Even when I was a kid, I had fantasies of having sex with grown women. Unfortunately, it was not realized. And now, to see women getting punished for having to 'realize' young boys dreams is plain ridiculous. In other words, it's unfair. You know what I mean?
I understand how it's wrong for a grown man to have sex with young girls, and that's because it's creepy. But for teenage boys boning their home ec teachers. Come ahhhn!
I HOPE Barack's gonna address this issue... soon.
18. Watch - March 19, 2009 8:18 PM
THIS SHIT IS FUNNY!
19. Tennist0 - March 19, 2009 8:20 PM
wow... i never even imagined how it would look if peach smoked and then made out with mega man, creative genius right there
20. Pew³ - March 19, 2009 8:22 PM
@17. It's not illegal for a underage male to have sex with an adult female teacher. It's illegal to get caught.
At least that's what my teacher told me.
21. fatty magoo - March 19, 2009 9:22 PM
i can do that. cmon.
22. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 19, 2009 10:51 PM
I liked it.
And I concur with #20.
...mmmm Ms. Cook, 7th grade....
23. Hannukah Montana - March 19, 2009 11:33 PM
@22
No wonder when I was when high school some of my male classmates have always predicted whether or not "Ms. (teacher)" would show up that day. And I've always kind of wondered how in the hell could they tell if she's coming or not. Now I've figured what they were talking about.
'Cause it's really up to the student to have the teacher arrested or not. If she keeps bitching her ass all the time, she'd be gone in no time.
"Aww shit. She better not give us some homework."
-Some dude in math class
24. Hannukah Montana - March 19, 2009 11:34 PM
@22
No wonder when I was when high school some of my male classmates have always predicted whether or not "Ms. (teacher)" would show up that day. And I've always kind of wondered how in the hell could they tell if she's coming or not. Now I've figured what they were talking about.
'Cause it's really up to the student to have the teacher arrested or not. If she keeps b!tching her ass all the time, she'd be gone in no time.
"Aww sh!t. She better not give us some homework."
-Some dude in math class
25. Kyng - March 19, 2009 11:41 PM
The only thing I love more than The Inhumans right now is The Geekologie Writer. For obvious reasons.
26. foraz - March 20, 2009 1:14 AM
Wait, I don't understand, can we use naughty language again?
TEST TEST SHIT TEST TEST ASS TEST TEST TEST ASSHOLE.
27. softlicious - March 20, 2009 6:25 AM
@ Hannukah Montana and others -
So we are debating law. Let me say it's unfair that American courts deliberately base their rulings on falsities in child support cases. And that it's wrong when the jurors believe in what "the kids" say when there is no evidence what so ever, only accusations. The law is an ass, and yes two people of reasonable age should be allowed to do stuff without being put down by the man.
Ok, about the movie, I'm a huge fan of both Zelda and Mario. OoT was great because you revisited all areas, but now that you're older with different goals. No! You no longer fit into that tunnel and the Deku Tree has been dead for 7 years, you have to go deep into the forest this time. In Majoras Mask you didn't revisit the same areas again but with different goals, so that game didn't get 10.0. The problem with Wind Waker was the hero didn't really know what he was supposed to do, sure the boat told you, but that seems arbitrary. And by sailing around in the world you didn't get the feeling of impending doom, everybody was carrying on like normal, so how can a hero save Hyrule if Hyrule wasn't being threatened? WW was still good though, but not by Zelda standards. I havn't played TP yet, so don't spoil it!
28. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 20, 2009 6:52 AM
@27: Not only kids, but with shit like rape cases...they almost always believe the chick. We just had an issue of Stars & Stripes come out yesterday, the headline was something like "Filipina rape victim says sex may have been consensual"... so some poor, honorable Army Sgt has been strung up this whole time because some bitch didn't like the way she was treated the morning after, or whatever... and cried "rape" after the fact.
It's far from a perfect system...hell, the military judicial system is even worse...
I have no idea what the second part of your comment is all about...
29. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 20, 2009 7:31 AM
@26
No. GW is still a pussy.
30. SmokingGirl - March 20, 2009 7:53 AM
Since I'm up and waiting for my coffee to brew, I guess I'll throw myself into the discussion...
Modern feminists have done a disservice to the actual feminist movement with their mantras of "all sex is rape" and "men are horrible beasties". There are some college campuses where you have to sign a sexual consent form inorder to have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend and it must be signed by a college worker. That is utterly ridiculous.
However, having said that, what two ADULTS choose to do is their own damn business. But when you get into the debate of adults and under-age minors, you get into a sticky whicket. Should the age of consent change? How much? Should there be no predatory laws whatsoever? And you can see how the slippery slope begins. Once you try to define the age of sexual realization, you're going to problems.
So in my opinion, change the consent age to 16 (because if you can drive a car aka machine of death, you're old enough to partake in shenanigans) and throw the book at people who cross that line.
And to all the parents out there, GET INVOLVED!!!!! Sex Ed. pales incomparison to an actual open and honest discussion, and if you're too nervous to talk about sex with your kids...then you shouldn't have had sex to produce that kid in the first place.
Rule One: If you can't talk about it, don't do it.
Rule Two: If you can talk about it, then have a blasty blast.
Rant Done. SG out.
31. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 20, 2009 8:39 AM
@SG
Well said.
32. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 20, 2009 10:40 AM
28- I believe we need a law that punishes the false accusers as harshly as the rapists are punished. But some douche will raise the "but that's unfair to HER" argument- and I'll have to kick them in the teeth... Military justice is extremely harsh and outdated. Sorry dude.
SG - I agree 100% and would like to add something for the men:
CARD HER ASS! If she looks 18, card her. If she gets offended or won't cough up the ID - boot her ass.
33. John - March 20, 2009 10:48 AM
Gotta love the "Media Offline" screen there. Don't forget to render your files folks!!!
34. JoMama - March 20, 2009 11:08 AM
Long story short, I should be able to stick my dick in anything that moves. That includes you Peachy. And megaman can watch. Link. Mario. You're on your own. Do you think megamans junk can pew pew different kinds of spunk depending on the chick he's hitting it with. Spunk for every occasion.
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36. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 20, 2009 2:04 PM
@34
Like a soda fountain?
37. oye - March 20, 2009 2:23 PM
lol they used Final Cut Pro and they forget to reconnect some media.
38. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 20, 2009 4:59 PM
Case in point, you have two teens who fcuk on a regular basis, both 17, then the day one turns 18, they are officially committing statutory rape. As I said, it's definitely not a perfect system.
Huh, funny thing...no one here has really disagreed on this matter!
EDIT: WTF? Now we are limited to the number of posts in a certain time? I tried posting again last night before bed and it said I had posted too many....WTF GW?
39. Geekologiessexpal - March 20, 2009 5:14 PM
did zelda find a bong in that cave? 0.0
40. Have Game, Will Travel - March 30, 2009 5:17 PM
@2
I bet you wouldn't survive in the real ghetto you wannabe. >:(
BTW, what is most of Geekologie's user's fetish with hip-hop and rap?
Sad.
:l
Awesome. Just awesome.
41. AustinValley - April 19, 2009 7:00 PM
Hello,
I made this video and the band is Inhumans. I'm glad people like this. There's a better version on youtube. (it doesn't have the "media off-line" error at the end) that's the only difference. It is pretty funny that I spent around fifty hours making this video and took a big ol' poop over it by not properly previewing the clip before uploading it to the internet for the whole world to see.
I'm glad to see that is spawned such an intellectual discussion about having sex with older women and rape? What?
Anyway. Check out are latest video here:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/22217bcfa8/inhumans-you-me-and-my-mansion