Mar 9 2009Why Do Terminators Time-Travel Naked?
Because the dude responsible for beaming them up is gay. Just like the original Scotty from Star Trek.* For real, yo.
*This statement based entirely on the time he offered to buy me a drink at the bar.
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Reader Comments
1. koOPa - March 9, 2009 3:59 PM
Shits weak!
2. paineel - March 9, 2009 4:00 PM
because as they are traveling through time, i pop out and jack their clothes biatches, anyone want to buy some future clothes? that looks like it came from the 80s
3. 213sekfs - March 9, 2009 4:05 PM
first motha F U C k E R S
4. paineel - March 9, 2009 4:07 PM
lol poor bastard dont know how to count
5. Angel Mass - March 9, 2009 4:12 PM
He is so flamboyant gay!
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 9, 2009 4:20 PM
I'm sorry, did someone say nekked time?
7. catch22 - March 9, 2009 4:35 PM
lame... but i did have a thought on the matter back when they made terminator 2... since organic materials can go through with metal inside them (terminators)...why dont they just surgically jam some future nukes and some lazer guns in some cattle or some other animal ...kinda like coke ballons at the airport...then just send em through as living weapon cache's
8. Master Kanga - March 9, 2009 4:35 PM
OK. So I travel naked too... BIG DEAL. (Mine just happens to not be through time and space... and my carpoolers get really angry on hot days...)
9. Erica - March 9, 2009 4:46 PM
I thought that was hilarious. Good Arnie impression too.
10. Milkman - March 9, 2009 4:51 PM
It explains why in the movie.. its not supposed to adhere to the laws of physics...its called science FICTON for a reason.
Anyway, regarding the T-1000 its an awesome way to get a nekked chick in a film. But where are the boobie shots?
11. R2-D2 - March 9, 2009 5:00 PM
Bleep bloop! Am i glad i look like a trashcan! Bip blop!
12. Clamdigger - March 9, 2009 5:55 PM
I am all up for nekked chicks in a film, in person, pictures, in magazines, on the news, in a plane, on a train, on a bike, on the trampoline, in the pool, drunk, dead a** drunk, still warm, feel free to add your own in this space________. OH my god it's happening again, all the blood rushes from my head to other parts. Talk to each other I will be back soon after my cold shower.
13. Leonidas (aka Sam I Am) - March 9, 2009 6:30 PM
@12:
Could you, would you on a train? Could you, would you in the rain?
14. foraz - March 9, 2009 7:06 PM
I must say, you folks have gotten better at sliding your presumably contractually obligated collegehumor videos in less awkwardly.
Kudos!
No seriously, way better than random video that doesn't make sense for the blog that sucks.
15. feckless - March 9, 2009 8:24 PM
@ 7 Are you saying that they should stuff a change of clothes up their ass before they transport? I have to object for hygiene reasons....
16. bendizle - March 9, 2009 8:54 PM
i guess it all makes sense now....
17. cthulhulovesyou23 - March 9, 2009 8:56 PM
I seriously ROFLed while watching this.
@12 Did you forget your meds again?
18. Daisy - March 9, 2009 11:14 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the Movie Never Back Down where Max was trying to earn some money substitute teaching under an assumed name. Unfortunately Jimmy Kimmels wife, who is a complete bitch told on him and got him fired. Later Max got to kidnap the class, and play a song at the battle of the bands.
19. naas - March 9, 2009 11:32 PM
I don't want to comment on anything that has to do with naked dudes
20. LOL - March 10, 2009 1:10 AM
No No No. You have it all wrong. Scotty is not "GAY", ..... Sulu is ;)
21. Clamdigger - March 10, 2009 3:05 AM
Reply @17 Sorry, that was mind erase for naked dude thing I watched. Why take meds, I am never alone. Doc says I am skitzoid, but he is wrong I don't have any friends by that name. All is well sleep well I will.
22. Graf Zeppelin - March 10, 2009 4:46 AM
Hey, aren't you missing the obvious reason of dramaturgical necessity? If Arnies could travel with weapons and everything the robots could just set an egg-timer on a nuke and teleport it to 1987 and there would be no film at all?
23. Travel Blog - March 10, 2009 5:31 PM
Although I did see this video already, I could not help repeat it. Hahaha... Can't believe the reactions on the other's comment.. oh well... lol.
24. can - March 10, 2009 11:00 PM
what the ???
25. Geoffrey Thomas - March 12, 2009 6:28 PM
Hi. I'm Geoffrey Thomas that has been working on a project looking at the effect on time if we observe the second hand of clocks slowed down we normally observe the minuite hand. http://riplyesbeleiveitornot.blogspot.com/. Ilove a commonent ot two of what others thinkl.
26. Shonen - June 24, 2009 5:11 PM
The guy at 1:06 wasn't he on Mad TV.
27. douchbag macalester - June 28, 2009 10:59 AM
@14
dude, your writing is terrible. read your comment over out loud. just try. it gave me a headache.
Stop with the pretentious phrases. you just used a bunch of words to dress up a simple statement that really shouldn't be more than a sentence or two long.
"classy writing"- when people dress up sentences and phrases to sound smart
you tried this but you kinda failed at it though. why? read it out loud.
stop huffing glue dude...or maybe start
"i must say" - really you have to tell us this? ...you egotist shit head...
you are not sophisticated and no one is going to be fooled into thinking that just because you misplaced a bunch of words we don't hear on youtube blogs everyday.
28. douchebag macalester - June 28, 2009 10:59 AM
@14
dude, your writing is terrible. read your comment over out loud. just try. it gave me a headache.
Stop with the pretentious phrases. you just used a bunch of words to dress up a simple statement that really shouldn't be more than a sentence or two long.
"classy writing"- when people dress up sentences and phrases to sound smart
you tried this but you kinda failed at it though. why? read it out loud.
stop huffing glue dude...or maybe start
"i must say" - really you have to tell us this? ...you egotist shit head...
you are not sophisticated and no one is going to be fooled into thinking that just because you misplaced a bunch of words we don't hear on youtube blogs everyday.