Mar 26 2009Who Will Win?: Bruce Lee Vs. Iron Man

Well, THIS is a documentary:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU9iCANi02o
I knew, OSAMA wont salute the flag.

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TINA TURNER

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice

Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus

Documentaries are boring...

Choose your own adventure = AWESOME!

can't see the video though...

Someone should do a flash of all the Choose your own Adventure. I miss those... I loved reading them.

Feminists and socialist have taken over the America I otherwise liked and turned it into Dogville, if you think that's unfair, Gordon, then you should see a court case pertaining paternity. Or rape, those cases are ugly, and then in case of false charges they never even indict the woman who made false charges. I'm sorry if anyone thinks Dogville is too harsh, but with feminism running rampant and destroying this country I think a harsh comparison is needed. Btw, Gordon, Hulu is right, but Alabama is still the coolest state in the confederacy, we got Zelda Fitzgerald here, although she's been a little down lately, six feet under more precisely, hehe.

Iron Man vs. Bruce Lee? I think Freiza should be in this battle, he would kick there asses so fast they would never even realize they've been kicked:
http://www.collectiondx.com/news_item/08282008/dragon_ball_z_frieza_r_m555_from_high_dream

In his first form his power level is already 530.000 and he doubles it several times, I like Dragon Balls.

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And you won't unless it has the stars and bars. Quit your bitchin. You lost 150 years ago and you lost again in November. Get used to it. If you rally want to complain, write your congressman. That is if you still believe you're a part of this great union. Posting dumb shit on an internet message board will get you nowhere, rapist.

*really*

I knew it was Patrick Boivin as soon as I saw the first few seconds.

ZOMG... I found this: http://editthis.info/choose_your_own_adventure/Main_Page full of CYOA style stories... I've got some reading to do.

Pretty cool

Actually, Chose Your Own Adventure is still around, just use the "angle' button on your remote control while watching most adult movies...

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That's pretty cool. Thanks for the link. I'm not going to be able to work the rest of the day!

im impressed with how fluid the stop motion was, specifically iron man flying to the battle

I choose my own adventure everytime I click on Geekologie from my iGoogle page...

Shouldn't this have been called;

"BRUCE LEE vs. TWO HOBBIT'S DRESSED AS IRON MAN" ?

I mean, Tony Stark might have put up a better fight then these two anus sniffing midgets, don't you think?

This is like "Toy Story 3" by way of Tarantino.

EPIC!!!!

you just lost the game

Bruce Lee doesn't have good feeling for humor in this clip!:)

Nothing beats Bruce Lee. Nothing. That's why he's not in Predator vs. Alien: there would be no sequel because they'd both be dead. Bruce Lee should be on the periodic table of elements. In the Movie A.I., it should have been Bruce Lee that was found to be all that was left of this once great race.

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Psssh... That slant-eye couldn't fight.

That was so awesome, I ALWAYS knew Ironman was a couple of faggot hobbits!