Mar 26 2009When Dinos Are Packaged Together, I Win

first!
hahaha. naughty dinos! like my unicorns onb my bed. naughty buggers

Congratulations, GW! I'll take you to the toy store! :-)

Those dinos are dirty, covered in prehistoric mega crabs

Just look at the expression on the red one's face. Epic! Kind of like that time my mom had my dad up against the kitchen counter. Wait, did that come out right...ok yeah.

That reminds of an old board game I used to play....

Humping humping dino's!

gotta love the generic chinese toys

i once got a pez despenser packaged backwards... it was just about as cool... and by cool...i mean not

I like how the green one is looking away in shame.

The dreaded Rapeasaur!

Wish there'd been some of these in Jurassic Park.

Through enhancement and computer wizardry, I am able to read the warning in the upper left corner. It reads:

Warning: If you release the Rapeasaur from this packaging, it will do as the Rapeasaur does. Rape your ass. Not intended for children under 3.

hahaha! yay! win win!

Dino-whores are HOT

@7
Either that or "she" doesn't even realize he's in yet. I'm just guessing though, I wouldn't um..know what that face looks like. *cries*

DinoWhores.

^Pun Alert

^Butisaur: You know Larry, we've been stuck like this for weeks. You could at least give me the courtesy of a reach-around.

Rapeasaur: *ungh* STEVE! *ungh* I TOLD YOU! *ungh ungh* MY ARMS AREN'T LONG ENOUGH! *ungh ungh* NOW SHUT UP AND MAKE LIKE PARIS HILTON!

-Rapeasaurs sure are angry creatures- *ungh*

Is this the Michael Jackson line of toys for little boys?

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TINA TURNER

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice

Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus

contemplate the begginings of porn!

Its so good you have to post it twice!!!!!
TINA TURNER

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice

Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus

Man, the look on that one dinosaur's face is just classic.

THRICE!

TINA TURNER

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice

Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus

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sorry after reading about all the dino loving jokes i just couldnt help myself

Dino Style!

dinosaurs screwing WTF!!!
people screwing would be better

i win

you just lost the game

this pwnz, hard.

Just want to say the writing on this site is genius!

lol, epic generic chinease toys ftw??

F UCKASAURUS REX!!!!

YES!!!

im sorry, i meant EPIC BRAND, ALL NATURAL, NON ARTIFICIAL YESS!!!! damn straight thats how i roll

F UCKASAURUS REX!!!!

i just told my wife thats how they come in the package!

get come, dino come heheheheheh!

hey i worked at the packaging plant were those were made and now because of you i'm going to get fired thanks ASSHOLE

Why is it that you post toy dinosaurs having sex in a box and not the life-size triceratops skeletton my father built in the backyard?

@33

Do you really own me Vinss? Really? Fück your stupid dino. It looks like a chewed up snatch and your dad is a tard for having such an ugly child as you. You both should be shot. I'll still bang your mom though. Just sayin'.

...................where is daisy!?!??!!

This is fake! you can tell because the shadows are all wrong!

this is just like the seance in....

i'm such a stupid idiot that i'll just stop!