Mar 21 2009Waveform Bracelets Are A Clever Idea
The Sound Advice Project was designed to help parents keep their kids off drugs by giving them a reminder of how much they're loved and how bad drugs are. In this case, it's a bracelet that says, in waveform, something like "you're way too cool for drugs", or, "drugs will make your penis shrink". Thankfully, for $18 you can go to the website and record whatever message you want. I decided to made one for myself with one of my favorite inspirational messages from the bible, "When in doubt, PEW PEW PEW". *WHA-PISSSH!* Whoa, what was that? You getting bible-belted, son!
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Reader Comments
1. Mimimimim - March 21, 2009 1:58 PM
First
2. erm.. - March 21, 2009 2:02 PM
yeah right, as if that would work.
hey, let's do some drugs!
wait let me listen to my bracelet first...
3. Pew³ - March 21, 2009 2:03 PM
and? What are going to do with it? You're holding first like it's your fŭćķing dick in your hand and you don't know how to fŭćķing jack off.
Except that calling out first makes you a fŭćķing jack off.
Does calling first make you feel better when you know you'll just be ridiculed for it?
4. Pew³ - March 21, 2009 2:06 PM
I'm sorry, let me make a relevant comment to the post. I swear I'm not in a fŭćķing bad mood today just because I had to work.
Um, yeah, a soundwave bracelet that doesn't actually play the sound, it's just supposed to look like a sound wave. Except it doesn't look like an actual sound wave, but a graph of what a sound wave would look like on a scope.....to wear on your wrist.
FAIL³
5. V - March 21, 2009 2:14 PM
That would be cool if you could somehow hear what was said to create the soundwave. Instead you get some little card and have to memorize it. I'm with #4... FAIL
6. Atlanta Private Investigator - March 21, 2009 2:20 PM
How unique! I'm going to get one with the Mah-Na, Mah-Na song....
7. Tennist0 - March 21, 2009 2:28 PM
im totally going to put in the essay i had to write a few days ago into the bracelet and then ill get my money's worth, or i can say "F you, dirty bit ch women" and give it to my teacher and shell smile and think ive done well
8. Pew³ - March 21, 2009 2:35 PM
@7. Are you going to say "f" you, or "fŭćķ" you to the dirty bįtch woman?
Woman or women? Do you have a lot of dirty bįtch women in your life?
9. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 21, 2009 2:59 PM
guys, you're still allowed to say bitch... no creative lettering needed...
I think this is a neat idea. I wouldn't buy it, but it's neat. Neat = ghey.
10. Angel Mass - March 21, 2009 3:01 PM
"you are right. As usual."
11. Gerk - March 21, 2009 3:57 PM
...That's about as classy as the Jump To Conclusions Mat.
12. Pat - March 21, 2009 4:10 PM
Neat idea, but the concept behind it is eh...
13. Pew mobile - March 21, 2009 4:40 PM
@11... You see it's a mat...
With a bunch of conclusions on it...
Classic.
14. naas - March 21, 2009 4:44 PM
I believe in you
15. naas - March 21, 2009 4:44 PM
...and I miss 'teh_drunk'
16. feckless - March 21, 2009 4:58 PM
first
17. lol - March 21, 2009 5:28 PM
This reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o50_ZlMnjqY
18. supernova_hq - March 21, 2009 6:23 PM
Does nobody else realise how uncomfortable that must be? You would have these little plastic disks digging into your wrist!
19. White - March 21, 2009 8:05 PM
Am I the only one who thinks this is really cool?
20. naas - March 21, 2009 10:47 PM
@17 FTW, thanks for sharing that video hahaha. The dude sitting in his chair w/ the headphones zomg, hilarious
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22. m0nkey - March 21, 2009 11:29 PM
@19 I think it's pretty cool. it'd be a great gift idea..maybe not saying some stupid "dont do drugs" thing though. it is personalized, so it will be sentimental.
23. RandomNigel - March 22, 2009 2:24 PM
I think it's kind of spiffy.
I wouldn't mind getting one as a gift.
Not sure if I'd actually buy one, though.
24. Graf Zeppelin - March 23, 2009 9:18 AM
hm. my favourite bible quote is "Destroy them!" Deuteronomy 20:16