Mar 27 2009Warp Whistle: Mario In The Real World
We've already seen several different versions of what it would be like if Mario existed in the real world. And, well, I hope you liked them because here comes another. This one is entitled 'Warp Whistle' and documents the plump little plumber's visit to Chicago. It's only three minutes long, so even if you hate it, you only wasted three minutes. Which, be honest, you would have blown just acting like you were working anyways. And speaking of acting like you're working -- can one of you tell The Superficial Writer or Iwatchstuff to jiggle my mouse -- I was supposed to come in today but decided to get drunk and lay on the bathroom floor instead.
Warp Whistle [chunnel]
Thanks to Lindsay, who looks a lot better in a raccoon suit than Mario. Furplay, YOW YOW!
Reader Comments
1. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 27, 2009 11:15 AM
Can't watch video... so I'll just keep pretending to work...
2. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 27, 2009 11:15 AM
sofie is a fag!
3. softlicious - March 27, 2009 11:15 AM
Oh, yeah I've seen stuff like this before on youtube, it's quite cool, Google for "black theatre". And it is unfair, why didn't you vote for John McCain, why, why...?
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 27, 2009 11:15 AM
*SOFTIE*
5. poop on my small shaft - March 27, 2009 11:17 AM
TINA TURNER
Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO
I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice
Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus
6. Pat - March 27, 2009 11:22 AM
Nice work on the shadows when Mario walks under the EL.
For once the shadows were ALL RIGHT!
7. m0nkey - March 27, 2009 11:29 AM
i like. how much?
8. paineel - March 27, 2009 11:31 AM
http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060624
please stop letting tina post omg thats so stupid it was annoying before now its just as useful as a handicaped stegosaurs with no spikes on his awesome tail for killing non nintendo characters while link rides it into mushroom land to get some from zeldas little sister princess mario who has been have an affair on mario, ever wonder why she loves that little mushroom so much, he is short and fat but fills the gap....
9. Red - March 27, 2009 11:31 AM
Man I want that guy's camera.
10. Somebody - March 27, 2009 11:44 AM
Mario got what he deserved at the end... I so hate that plumber. Battletoads were much better and Contra too.
11. BOOSH! - March 27, 2009 11:50 AM
@10 way to whip out that Battletoads ref -you gots nerd cred.
12. SiGee - March 27, 2009 12:20 PM
That was actually pretty funny.
I laughed...
13. Stabitha - March 27, 2009 12:26 PM
Props to 10 for Battletoads.
I thought this was cool, very well done.
14. Ollie Williams - March 27, 2009 12:34 PM
For those who can't see the video like me, try this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3n9r0Utoxw
15. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 27, 2009 12:48 PM
Sorry Ollie, youtube is blocked for me.
16. Ollie Williams - March 27, 2009 1:24 PM
@15
Bummer man. God damn those corporate firewalls.
17. Stan Winstone - March 27, 2009 1:43 PM
Interesting idea- but ahem cut to the chase and add some content guys. Like we don't need 1 minute of random gameplay at the beginning. Other than that it's just mostly boring.
18. naas has no content restrictions - March 27, 2009 2:29 PM
@15 crapeh shum. I enjoy someone taking the time for creative shit like this. Sneak across the street & pull it on up on one of the library's pc's
19. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 27, 2009 2:39 PM
@naas
Screw it. I'm going home in an hour and a half anyway. Yay beer!
20. Rhialto - March 27, 2009 2:48 PM
Awesome clip and quality! Wish that Mario rang at my door,delivering me a pizza right now! Well done! Was that Doug Reinhardt in the clip btw?
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22. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 27, 2009 3:29 PM
Pew Cubed, you wanna take care of this ^^^?
23. che-che - March 27, 2009 3:45 PM
this is super mario lame!!
24. I like it - March 27, 2009 6:24 PM
Cute!
25. Beastman AIDS - March 27, 2009 8:54 PM
PLUS 5000 points for featuring an electric wheelchair bound cripple!
YAAAAYYYY!
26. Watch - March 27, 2009 10:35 PM
F UCKASAURUS REX!!!!
27. Jess - March 28, 2009 2:09 AM
I'm not even that geeky, but I'm pretty sure in Mario 3 (which is the game they took the beginning footage from) there were leaves instead of raccoon suits. :/
28. Barrett - March 28, 2009 6:31 AM
Well, Jess, you've wrong.
Great video.
29. Barrett - March 28, 2009 6:32 AM
you'd be*
30. Nabooru - March 28, 2009 7:33 AM
Facking cool! Also, right around 0:40 the warping noise the whistle makes is just like the opening song (right before you press Start) in Ocarina of Time. Check it!
31. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 28, 2009 10:32 AM
27- There were both. There were also frog suits, clouds that look like teeth, jewels from the princess that looked like an angel's wing ripped off, and an addiction for me that still twitches... Thank you Mario World 3 - You still own my soul.
32. Mister Waingro - March 31, 2009 5:05 PM
Since when has Mario been a side-loading game as opposed to side-scrolling? FAIL.