Mar 9 2009Typing By Taste: A White Chocolate Keyboard

It's a keyboard. It's white chocolate. Aaaand that's all I've got. I don't think it's full-sized. It might be though. But I doubt it. Also, if you ladies out there like white chocolate, that's what I'm made of. But if you don't like white chocolate, then I'm milk chocolate. Unless you don't like chocolate at all, in which case I'm caramel -- sticky sweet and drizzled all over your sundae. I don't even know what that means but I am so craving a banana split right now. Do you like strawberry topping, baby? Awh yeah. How about that pineapple stuff? See, I hate that shit. I don't think this is gonna work out after all.
Teclado de chocolate blanco [noquedanblogs]
Thanks to Romeo, who is allegedly made out of Magic Shell if any of you ladies are interested.

Reader Comments
1. James - March 9, 2009 10:57 AM
Oh yeah I got the first comment!
2. Gourmet Vagina - March 9, 2009 10:59 AM
Frist!
3. Uncle Eccoli - March 9, 2009 11:14 AM
I hate white chocolate. It isn't even chocolate at all.
F U C K (white chocolate)
4. naas - March 9, 2009 11:41 AM
yummeh
5. Not first... not second.... but fifth - March 9, 2009 11:42 AM
5th n.n
6. Angel Mass - March 9, 2009 12:02 PM
Qwertylicious
7. Ocelot - March 9, 2009 12:21 PM
@ 1-3 Epic Fail. Go home and swallow a cactus.
8. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 9, 2009 12:36 PM
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9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 9, 2009 12:52 PM
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GHEY!
10. Spikey DaPikey - March 9, 2009 1:10 PM
White chocolate is made from baby vomit
11. C - March 9, 2009 1:29 PM
This artist's name is Murat Suryur. You can check out his website for more info: http://www.muratsuyur.com/
12. Zimon - March 9, 2009 1:30 PM
Yo quiero Teclado de chocolate blanco, with baby vomit please
13. Watch - March 9, 2009 5:21 PM
YUM! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
14. Daisy - March 9, 2009 9:53 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where MAx had to follow Otter's brother around to keep him out of trouble, and they ended up saving the day.
15. Anomonomonomoly - March 10, 2009 8:23 AM
Now I want one. But I don't like white chocolate. Why not dark chocolate?
Maybe it was bought out by Apple? (The Apple iChocolate? Wait...)
16. Amanda Heironimus - March 10, 2009 9:39 AM
15 - SERIOUSLY! Dark chocolate's where it's at.
White chocolate is the trailer trash of the candy world. It's not even chocolate. So maybe that makes it a red-headed stepchild living in a trailer... down by the river. Getting high on meth. Now what girl wants that?? Ah, little grasshoppah - you have so much to learn.
~a
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Now I want one. But I don't like white chocolate. Why not dark chocolate?
Maybe it was bought out by Apple? (The Apple iChocolate? Wait...)
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Why not dark chocolate? Now I want one. But I don't like white chocolate.
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20. blu ray ripper - March 4, 2010 10:41 PM
White chocolate is made from baby vomit
21. iphone fix - March 10, 2010 3:28 AM
I want to eat that keybboard!
22. Gunstick - April 19, 2010 9:31 AM
It has been done by Syn2cat, the luxembourg hackerspace!
see the website https://www.hackerspace.lu/wiki/ChocolateKeyboard
23. Chocolate Lovers - January 15, 2011 12:57 AM
Good information for home making chocolate!! I think i can make it easy. Try today...