Mar 30 2009Time-Lapse Video of Mushrooms Growing
This is a highly erotic time-lapse video of some Psilocybe cubensis "gold cap" mushrooms growing. It was created using 1,661 photos over the course of 5 days, 18 hours and 25 minutes. I really liked the zoom-out effect during the video, I thought that was a nice touch. Also, one time I thought I was a superhero and had a slow-motion fight with my friends in their college apartment. That wasn't mushrooms though, that was Robitussin. But seriously kids: drugs are bad, and I'm living proof. Living proof of awesome, RAWR! Whoa -- did you hear that? Sounded like a dinosaur.
Thanks to leftRIGHTleft, who found this video even sexier than I did, which is saying a lot because my pants caught fire.
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Reader Comments
1. Lemon - March 30, 2009 11:09 AM
Go Mushrooms!
2. Oh my - March 30, 2009 11:10 AM
Those don't look like mushrooms, they look like erm,,, well.
3. Cameron - March 30, 2009 11:15 AM
Neat-o-rific.
4. Elwood Moose - March 30, 2009 11:16 AM
I saw a smurf living in the one on the right.
5. Sexy Ass Grace - March 30, 2009 11:30 AM
Its over 5 days and 18 hours. Not just 18 hours!!!
Now come and check out my hot body!!
6. naas - March 30, 2009 11:38 AM
Those were grown very well. While I know shrooms shrink significantly when they're dried, that's some serious shroomage right there
7. KC - March 30, 2009 11:45 AM
Nice penis farm.
8. Dave180! - March 30, 2009 11:46 AM
I'll be completely honest, that was AWESOME.
Except I did feel like a pervert until the mushroom caps started forming..
9. ech0z - March 30, 2009 11:47 AM
thts uber sick, i would totally smoke that ftw...
did anyone else notifce that smurf lookin out in the one to the right?
10. naas - March 30, 2009 11:51 AM
@7 I think that's what GW saw when posting this, phallus
11. naas - March 30, 2009 11:53 AM
@9 Why? Smoking them is pretty wasteful ingestion compared to digesting them
12. JoMama - March 30, 2009 11:55 AM
I'd imagine this is what hell would be like for Paris Hilton.
13. the black penny - March 30, 2009 11:57 AM
watching fungi grow..hmmm
like watching grass grow...
(but they did show some wierd idea of rockets)
14. Watch - March 30, 2009 12:10 PM
TRIPPY VIDEO!!!
ROFLHOTELICOPTER!!!!!
15. sirrix - March 30, 2009 12:14 PM
That was totally exciting for those who have never seen Planet Earth before.
Btw - anyone know how they did the zoom out effect? Do you think it's realy necessary to move the camera a little every couple of minutes or do you think it was done by shooting a larger scale image and then cropping the video accordingly? Been wondering that in the Planet Earth films that are time lapses that clearly span weeks at a time.
16. Red - March 30, 2009 12:29 PM
Spoiler Alert:
The mushrooms turn into Kashyyyk.
17. softlicious - March 30, 2009 1:07 PM
Wow, was that cool, or is it the smoke talking, I'm smoking mushrooms you can really get high on these.
@GW - WTF this isn't erotic, unless you're fag! Or a woman, is GW a woman? No wait, I remember seeing his crotch when he visited Zelda's tomb GW is not a woman.
18. scurl - March 30, 2009 1:17 PM
this reminds me of the time that i was squatting in an abandoned chinese restaurant, and hadn't changed my boots for a few months. they started growing little mushrooms around the edge of where the leather had worn off the steel toes.
anyways, meh. cubensis are weak and boring compared to some other mushrooms out there.
and if you want phallic, watch some Mutinus caninus pop up.
19. Dinosaur Rex - March 30, 2009 1:24 PM
So, that happens when your penis explodes. eeew.
20. leftRIGHTLeft - March 30, 2009 1:49 PM
@17; I think it was I who defined this video erotic. Apparently GW agreed, he just meant to add "no homo" at the end of his banter and forgot... or did he?
21. lala - March 30, 2009 2:00 PM
is it wrong that I was turned on for the first half of this video?
22. wes - March 30, 2009 2:04 PM
The Tussin, The Tussin
Put it down like it was nothing.
Robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin'.
No balls to be bustin', no fightin', no cussin',
Just love for a drug called Robotussin.
23. Bubbles - March 30, 2009 2:22 PM
Great! Now I am horny....thanks GW ......sheesh
24. Amaranth - March 30, 2009 2:36 PM
whoever took this wasted his shrooms b/c ur supposed to pick them before the veil breaks for its potency.
25. Audra - March 30, 2009 3:00 PM
seriously thank you so much for this porno...im doing a type elapsed video of the puddle im making in my chair right now...will post soon
26. scurl - March 30, 2009 4:19 PM
@22 just love for the best rap song to use video game music EVER
27. Daisy - March 30, 2009 4:40 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max eats a mushroom he finds when he bumps into a box, and it gives him an extra life.
28. Requiredstein - March 30, 2009 4:53 PM
They got the music all wrong. Anyone who has watched enough hentai should know that this should be accompanied by an unnerving stretching squelching noise. Not the sounds of a Smurf smithy.
29. OmniSpyder - March 30, 2009 5:09 PM
you can't smoke shoorms ...you kill the active ingredient.
30. Rhialto - March 30, 2009 5:28 PM
Mushrooms are relatively growing fast! When eatable,prepared in the right way,pretty tasty as well! Well done!
31. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 30, 2009 5:31 PM
What's the erotic part??
32. Gando - March 30, 2009 5:34 PM
Are these the same as what's growing in my underwear!?
33. twellve - March 30, 2009 7:31 PM
looks like the inside of my fridge...
34. Richard McBeef - March 30, 2009 9:36 PM
16 awesome.
35. Eyes5 - March 31, 2009 12:26 AM
Ppht, that's barely erotic.
Now THIS is erotic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpy5WpWEAsA
36. Guy who said this - March 31, 2009 1:44 PM
I hate to point out that none of you know anything, but Cubensis and PsilocybN mushrooms are two very different types. Since I'm at work, youtube and many other videos are blocked so I can't see this. But I'm just saying: shut up.
35 comments and no one noticed this?
37. Fott - April 2, 2009 8:04 AM
I would like to have such a video for my school practice. I searched for something of the kind at http://rapidqueen.com rapidshare search engine, but failed to find. Can you prompt me a good source for downloading? Would be very greatful!