Mar 17 2009These Beats Are Sooo Fresh: The Ocarinas Of Rhyme, TWO Different Zelda Rap Albums
That's right folks: not one but TWO different rap albums set to the beats of Zelda games dropping on the same day -- with the same name! What are the odds? Pretty good considering one of the guys (Sleaze) thinks his idea was stolen. Anyway, first there is Team Teamwork Presents The Ocarina of Time, which features the music of Hyrule and Zelda games set to raps by famous artists. But then there's Sleaze's (who may or may not be this guy) Ocarina of Rhyme with all original raps by himself. So, who will slay Gannon? Who will win Hyrule? And who will bang Zelda while the other plays with himself in the Lost Woods while that creepy kid with the mask watches? You decide.
Hit the jump for audio samples of each, and the links to download (for free).
NOTE: Songs NSFW due to language.
Team Teamwork - The Ocarina of Rhyme: Clipse - Virginia (Lost Woods)
Sleaze - Ocarina of Rhyme - Theme Song
Sleaze - Ocarina of Rhyme - A Link To The Past (I liked this one)
Get the downloads here:
The Ocarina of Rhyme [8tracks]
and
Sleaze - The Ocarina Of Rhyme Mixtape [ketchup-plz]
Thanks to Morphew, Cap'n Jonald, Julian and Mikey, who could all freestyle-battle Gannon's face off.
Reader Comments
1. gerry - March 17, 2009 5:57 PM
FIRST!
2. gerry - March 17, 2009 5:58 PM
p.s., its a pretty sick beat though, lol. i would love to hear RZA rip this shit up
3. Nice - March 17, 2009 6:01 PM
so nice
4. Ryan - March 17, 2009 6:03 PM
Yeah....Thats not wierd.
Or a Waste of Money.
I deem as Phail.
By the way, the Prilosec OTC ad to the right of this page has olivia munn on it.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....- Olivia Munnn.
5. Mike - March 17, 2009 6:03 PM
This is very awesome.
6. Tennist0 - March 17, 2009 6:04 PM
I'll bet those have some funky fresh beats all up in those beastly cd cases, but when can I get this shi t on iTunes? yo, word up homedogs! What's skillin on the g-skillage? I can sell these! Awesome to the power of sick! Whoever buys these will have the mad power of eBay up in their grill and also the power of a rad kickflip that I once pulled off, you'll get impregnated just by sticking those buds in your ears
7. LSDiesel - March 17, 2009 6:28 PM
Naas, thanks for the offer to crash at your place. Funny thing is, I totally live in the chicago suburbs. The only thing is, I have this full time job and I have to make it a priority to get here on time.
But If I'm feeling adventurous I'll let you know.
Oh, and while I'm not living at home, I'd like to to get laid at least once.
^
That wasn't for you naas...
8. Antonio - March 17, 2009 6:32 PM
This is the most godly fusion of urban culture and nerd culture EVER! This is so EPIC!
9. koOPa - March 17, 2009 7:09 PM
Niceeeee
10. Tennist0 - March 17, 2009 7:24 PM
doiwnloading is a pain in my as s, anyone figure it out? without signing in for anything?
11. SmokingGirl - March 17, 2009 7:48 PM
Finally; all my hopes and dreams have now come true.
Happy St. Patrick's Day, btw.
12. Zoid Elpertclam - March 17, 2009 9:19 PM
^ ^ ^
What's up Ms. Smokes!? Got damn, it's been a long time. How you been?
Wow.
13. Anon - March 17, 2009 9:26 PM
Woo let's ruin perfectly good music with "bitchhoe" spamming.
14. kmath - March 17, 2009 10:20 PM
@8 doesn't take much anymore I guess...
15. Zoid Elpertclam - March 17, 2009 10:49 PM
Now that's gangsta, son. Zelda... is gangsta all day.
16. gizmoduck - March 17, 2009 10:57 PM
i am pleased once again
17. all hail the hypno toad - March 17, 2009 11:01 PM
quite the awesome! i would like people to pick a clear winner however!
18. Lmega5 - March 17, 2009 11:12 PM
ghey...ghey...ghey...ghey...ghey...ghey...ghey...ghey...ghey...ghey...ghey...ghey...
19. Master shoes - March 17, 2009 11:56 PM
I love the beats but the lyrics suck. What a waste. Its like they killed link and raped Zelda.
20. naas - March 18, 2009 12:05 AM
@7 Deez I may live closer than you think, as I am about 30 mins west of downtown chicago, hence 'chicagoland'.... The schaumburg ikea is close to me, if you're in the area you know what's up. No wonder we think alike.
If it gets rough, email me your personal info -> emailnaas@yahoo.com I am always about helpin out good people.
((I've also publicized my email addy before & get a good share of hatemail from the firsty's, so if you should feel so inclined firstarded - amuse me))
21. Jrdn - March 18, 2009 12:44 AM
oh my god shit is sick :D
22. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 18, 2009 3:40 AM
I think #8 is probably the first person to EVER actually get the meaning of the word "epic" right here, albeit unknowingly...
Epic: An epic (from Greek: έπος or επικό "word, story, poem") is a lengthy narrative poem, ordinarily concerning a serious subject containing details of heroic deeds and events significant to a culture or nation.
Though it being an epic, does not necessarily make it "epic"...
23. Daisy (TRO) - March 18, 2009 6:46 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie when Max is mad that he got a crappy christmas bonus and his stupid cousin went and kidnapped the boss so Max could yell at him.
24. Sleaze - March 18, 2009 8:00 AM
I rock for Hyrule...but that is not me rocking that damn Zelda bling.
25. Joe - March 18, 2009 8:12 AM
this is complete shit. it goes against the point of zelda which is a wholesome adventure. this is just talentless rappers stealing others music. learn to play an instrument and make your own song.
26. zandar - March 18, 2009 10:30 AM
I have an 11 year old in the house. Thanks for the preview of the only music I'll get to listen to for the next six months.
27. Meh - March 18, 2009 10:48 AM
The link to the past song is from zelda 2.
Suck it.
28. Brandon - March 18, 2009 12:08 PM
This is made me hurt on the inside...
#25 I completely agree with you. Complete shit.
29. outlawkitsune - March 18, 2009 12:32 PM
@25 completely true!
this is just a insult to the zelda francise. rap should be banned from all video games unless its a game like GTA <_<
30. Lyle - March 18, 2009 12:53 PM
the team teamwork mix is so tite
31. Fail - March 18, 2009 1:16 PM
Epic Fail
32. Zamashaa - March 18, 2009 10:20 PM
I hate the way that link is drawn in that cover thing.
Also, I hate how they threw shitty lyrics in.
The beats themselves are pretty killer, but god damn do I hate rap.
33. I Hate Ignorance So Much - March 18, 2009 11:21 PM
"this is just talentless rappers stealing others music. "
Reminds me of when those talentless rockers stole from blues musicians...
Wait a minute...
34. ZELDAFANATIC10 - March 19, 2009 12:08 AM
WHAT KIND OF NERDS ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
I don't know who is worse, Geekologie Writer or the rest of you sorry, pathetic fools who didn't notice the LIFE-SHATTERING MISTAKE HE MADE.
http://www.gannon-banned.com/
It's Ganon with ONE N. It's always been one N. How do you guys not pick up on that?
Sad!
35. Lady Sleaze - March 25, 2009 7:36 PM
so....what do people think about Sleaze's addition. i mean i see random comments here and there but some TRUE feedback would be appreciated. okay so some dont like rap, well what did you think about the music? so...um...i guess its...thank you all in advance. peace!!!!!!
36. Ferk - March 30, 2009 8:18 PM
lol Sleaze....your music is amazing trust me, you have got alot of talent AND I WANT MOAR
37. Fish Man - June 9, 2009 2:06 PM
i figured there might be something redeemable in these because of the zelda part. but alas, i was mistaken. rap is rap, and you can't spell crap withough rap (hint: cRAP)
38. Sleaze - August 23, 2009 6:23 AM
Hit me up at my twitter!!
http://twitter.com/ZeldaRhymes