Mar 26 2009The Saddest 'Bottomless Beer' I've Ever Seen

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That actually is kinda sad, and also looks like a lot of fun!

Damn, when I first saw the picture I thought it was a snap on topper for beer cans, perhaps even spillproof. Stupid useless keychains...

I want the one where I can simulate smashing the can on my forehead once I'm drunk.

We're... We're going streaking!

We're going streaking thru the quad!

@4
I agree.

I call this lazy. WHERE'S THE REAL BOTTOMLESS BEER FOLKS??

Btw, i do have bottomless beer. It's Called "Making Your Own" BAM!

At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

"besides getting hit in the nuts by the space shuttle" Fantastic

@2
You know what's really sad? "Jrdn" saying "first". I will eat my own vomit the day that stupid internet tend dies.

I have a cousin who's recently broken an addiction to alcohol. They told he he'd have to abstain from drinking for 2 months before he could go back to drinking(liver problems) so I'll buy one to torture him.

@ 6:

drinking your own urin while drunk over and over again does not count.

anybody else feels that the GW is not him anymore, the way the GW types now is way different from when he did like a month ago, i think someone else is the GW now.

This is pointless for a keychain.

F UCKASAURUS REX xs SICK TO THE POWER OF BATMAN RIDING AN AT-AT!!!!

Is this something like pushing the red button over and over again?

The most disappointing thing is that it's empty!

This is just a big tease, like a keychain with a bra strap you undo over and over but get no boobies, or zipper you pull down with no giney hiding inside.

Way to start an AA meeting by getting everyone's attention first. Just sayin.

Alright, that's the news, and I am outta here.

Goodnight all.

See you tomorrow.

Hi, I'm NoTalent. I've been sober... 6 days. This was really helping me until I realized I could fill it with vodka and always have it with me.

@11
You disgusting little pervert. Who in the world would drink their own urine? Thats horid! By making my own i meant, buying the hops, and the copper boiler and the.. Forget it. You probably wouldn't even understand you sick little pervert.
I bet you even believe that McDonald's salads, apple dippers, and chicken selects are healthy

F UCKASAURUS REX!!!!

Where the funk is naas?

Listen, if you're out there somewhere in the interwebs and not posting comments on this stupid little kiddie show, I'm gonna effing loose my mind!

Now post, got dammit!

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So anyway, I think formerlySPELLINGNAZI is gay. And he sucks alien penis all the time.

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Am I retarded?

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This site should changed its name to GEEKOLOGAY.
The only site dedicated to dweebs and fag'gots.

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Shirley sells seashells by the seashore when she not whoring herself on Broad Street.

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Why do posters try to appear smart on comment boards? They all use big words like "stellar" and........ "ejaculate.

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@10
Here's a fact for you... NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!

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I've always tried to argue intellectuals and scholars that even though the world is round, it doesn't mean that the moon is round as well.

Yet, they all laughed at me when I told them that. So I tried to prove my point by saying; "Lance Armstrong only had one nut and still managed to ride a bike after he visited the moon." And then one scholar fainted after that. I guess they weren't so "intellectual" after all.

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I love posting after hours because I know only very few people will see this.

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Coke tastes like Dinosaur meat while Pepsi tastes like Quincy Adam's ass.
Oooh Quincy Adams!!!

Shut the f#ck up!

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I tried to buy liquorish at a liquor store.

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New words of the day:
"sh!tball" (-ing): [verb]
- to play sports while constipated.

exfaculate: [verb]
to ejaculate profusely while farting at the same time, exhaustively.

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What's up bro?

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Are you listening to the Scorpions?
Awesome band.

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Why do you call it "Iced Tea" when there isn't no ice it?

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Is Merry Poppings related to Mary Poppins?

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*Burp*
Wow. That was my third can of pork and beans tonight.

^ fail

very nice blog and all post is very luxury

@20 Hmm, whilst I am not an avid urine drinker, actually I'm not a urine drinker at all, I believe that in the event of an emergency, say for example, out at sea, with no water, an attempt to survival could be done by drink said urine. Having a beer top keychain would at least make you think it was better than "just piss". So as an emergency "placebo" it could help to extend your agony at sea by a few days.

It's not uncommon for people in desperate situations to do desperate things. Making your own beer is preferable. What I'd really like to see though, instead of a plastic toy simulating a beer cap top, is a mini can that is that small with real beer in it. Which you can refill. And not with piss.

@22

Posting while drunk again?

What if you only drink from a bottle? Do they have the everlasting bottlecap?

No beer in a beer bottle? Why are you surprised? Usually there's no justice in a court room. Paternity rulings are entered againts clear facts and child molestation and rape charges doesn't have to be proved. Say if someone accuses me of said things that would prove the point. This is just like in Dogville, unless you're too narrow minded to realize.

im sorry but wouldnt that just make the alcy crave it even more? heres an idea lets mix a drinking problem with OCD

"its why i drink urine, because its steril!.....

...and i like the taste

TINA TURNER

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice

Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus

Stupid. Save your nine bucks and put it toward a case of real beer.

@28

You're in jail for not paying your child support and raping your children, aren't you?