Mar 19 2009Take It Seriously: Robot Attack Insurance
This is a Saturday Night Live skit from like 1995, so it's old as all hell, I know that. But I think it's important to note how much more seriously people used to take the robot threat than they do now. What's going on? Ya best protect ya neck! And now, thanks to Old Glory Insurance, geriatrics can be attacked by killer robots worry-free of the financial burden often caused by such maulings. Unfortunately, you're on your own if you're under 50, so I recommend doing what I did and wearing a fake mustache. I say, how about that '64 World's Fair? First trip Gertie and I ever took to the Big Apple. I remember she flashed her tits to the butter sculptor. Good times. I'll take $1 million policy, please.
Old Glory [hulu]
Thanks to Stephanie, who may or may not have taken policies out on the old folks who live next door and then reprogrammed their Roomba.
Reader Comments
1. MightyD - March 19, 2009 11:12 AM
Bravo for posting a Hulu vid! Only available in the states. Very considerate.
2. MightyD - March 19, 2009 11:13 AM
Ahh what the hell...FIRST!
3. Alpaca - March 19, 2009 11:14 AM
WoooooOOoo!!!111!
3rd.
(msn face with sunglasses)
4. softlicious - March 19, 2009 11:16 AM
Get you'r asses back to the thread about the Fat Gamer Girl, it's finally heating up. The real girl has taken new pictures of her, you can find one of them here:
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/ReenayeStarr/100_0724.jpg
And she's making comments on the thread.
5. Graf Zeppelin - March 19, 2009 11:17 AM
what do they mean "this video can only be streamed within the united states"...
I loose 4th
6. Atreids - March 19, 2009 11:17 AM
Bloody Hulu doesn't play in Canada.
7. Jrdn - March 19, 2009 11:21 AM
i always cower in my afghan
8. Brick City - March 19, 2009 11:23 AM
i think its halarious when people think theyre first and someone beat them to the punch.
btw poor bat, i would have expected nasa's engineers would have checked for FOD before launch, removed the injured bat and placed it on a tree limb.
9. softlicious - March 19, 2009 11:23 AM
"Sorry, currently our video library can only be streamed from within the United States"
Well, I live in Alabama, or at least my alter ego does, and the reason I can't watch it is obvious, 'cause Alabama's a CONFEDERATE state, not part of the union. Well, hulu smulo, f*ck you for not allowing your video to be viewed in the Dixie.
10. Brick City - March 19, 2009 11:24 AM
whoops wrong post.. how hypocritical of me.
11. softlicious - March 19, 2009 11:27 AM
http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=92191
F*ck they're comming, I better ready my weapons. It's gona be a long night, but by dawn the confederate flag is gona fly high and proud over Ft. Rucker!
12. injapan - March 19, 2009 11:30 AM
all you criers about hulu, try using hotspot shield or an equivalent. its kinda lame cause it ads banner adds and page loading takes a bit longer, but if you're desperate...
13. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 19, 2009 11:32 AM
@9
No wonder you're a jackass.
14. poop on my small shaft - March 19, 2009 11:35 AM
Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
Chorus
Im your private dancer
A dancer for money
Ill do what you want me to do
Im your private dancer
A dancer money
Any old music will do
I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice
Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus
15. softlicious - March 19, 2009 11:39 AM
@13 - Huh, you living in Cincinatti? That far north, I hope you freze to death you füking commie! Gordon, go Fück youself! If you think I'm an asshat you must be a democrap!
16. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 19, 2009 11:52 AM
@15
Oh, stop. You're gonna turn me on with that wonderful Dixie twang of yours. I hope your house floats away when the next tropical storm comes through.
17. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 19, 2009 12:00 PM
@15
P.S. It's spelled Cincinnati. Cin City bitch!
18. Pew³ - March 19, 2009 1:08 PM
So much love in here.
You all make me feel warm and tingly inside.
Kind of like that one time I tried to fit my head inside a microwave.
19. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 19, 2009 1:20 PM
@18
Is that big chick really gizmoduck?
20. Pew³ - March 19, 2009 1:55 PM
@19. It wouldn't change my feelings if it were. But alas we now know that's not true.
21. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 19, 2009 2:17 PM
@ Good for you. Keep chasing the dream. Speaking of chasing things, I believe I'm gonna chase me a chubby!
22. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 19, 2009 2:18 PM
@ Cubic Pew *I'm a tard*
23. Pat - March 19, 2009 3:02 PM
First they told me I need Volcano Insurance, now Robot Insurance. Sheesh!
24. r-tard - March 19, 2009 3:52 PM
@23 you are SUCH as sucker. Everybody knows you just duck and cover in the event of a volcano eruption.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/149714
25. Billy D Williams - March 19, 2009 4:00 PM
Wow. This is old as shit. What's next? A post about how funny Happy Gilmore is? A watergate joke? Something about inventing the wheel?
You fail, geekologie. You fail SO hard.
26. Cmax - March 19, 2009 4:05 PM
Stop linking Hulu videos! I can't see nothing.
27. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 19, 2009 4:10 PM
Fcuk Hulu...almost as hard as softlicious.
Well GFS, that definitely explains a lot about that inbred, ass-backwards, ignorant, asshole. I feel relieved that no one expects him (/her?) to be a useful member of society now.
28. Zuxxerburg - July 14, 2009 10:19 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Hulu! Get it? Like Hulu hoop. Ha. I laughed. No. I'm NOT gay.