Mar 27 2009Sure, Why Not?: 'I Do' Wedding Bands

FIRST

And 2nd!

And 3rd.

Sorry no runner up!

i love it :)

TINA TURNER

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice

Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus

I love the idea, but it looks like the rings are warping/cracking - which doesn't bode well for the marriage

whats with this waveform shIIt!!! just draw some squiggly lines on something. and bam, it says 'I love u" ..................or is it '"The cat needs milked again".

anyone who buys this shitte, is about as stupid as a box or stupid rocks.......not to be confused with a box of smart rocks, or course.

and............@5: instead of spouting the same tina turner and hooch crap, why dont you sit back and translate the abortion that is your posts into this waveform hyroglophics horseshiit. Maybe you can get that ugly alien wife of yours to climb off of the Conn. chimp and translate it for us.

It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you old man. What's the cargo?

Palladium is similar to Platinum, so I think I'd prefer that one - can I paint your winky gold, though? Itsh kind of my thing.

This reminds me of the time....well no it doesn't really.

gw : "douse you with a Jager shot you and stiletto you in the jimmy."
eh?

Speaking about wedding, the law in this country is unfair, paternity rulings are entered upon innocent people who didn't even fück the slut and child molestation and rape charges doesn't have to be proved. It would prove my point if anyone should accuse me of said things. I guess Dogville isn't a documentary, but when you watch Dogville you have to substitute "rape charge" for rape and "court system" for "human nature", that way Dogville really touches on some important issues. Btw, am I the only one to notice that the vaweforms arn't equal, in the silver one the "do" is weaker than in the gold one. Vote for REAL change, not Obamination! What has Osama ever done for innocently accused people sitting behind bars? Maybe something, I'm too lazy to check if anything, finding a needle in a hay sack is hard. Anyway something needs to be done, and it starts with YOU, you who read this, change your opinions about these issues and then vote differently, both in jury and in elections. Did anyone notice that they're made of different metals? Who has to do with the silver one? The man of course, because you wouldn't waste gold on a man, now would you?

11- Why do I have to change my opinion because you don't like something? That's ridiculous and funny.

@12 - So you think it's alright that innocent people go to jail? So you think it fair that innocent people have to pay for the kid when they didn't even fück the slut? Ok, that is kind of funny, the same kind of funny as nine eleven 2000-funny. Maybe not funny at all, depends on your kind of humor I assume.

shes works hard for the money
so hard for the money
she works hard for the money so you better treat her right

@13

Why don't you go bitch to someone who
a) Gives a shit
b) Can do something about it

Also 9-11-00 was a pretty awesome day. I had alot of fun that day. It was sunny out and I was only a few days away from turning eighteen. Absolutely lovely. Now, that same day a year later, not so much. Douche!

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I'd like one with the wave form of pre-nup.

@ 13 you have issues. it IS rather funny... no sympathy for you here. not saying those subjects aren't dramatic but probably avoidable. you need help that this site doesn't offer. SO I'M SICK OF HEARING YOUR LITTLE WHINING AS$, GO TO BED

@18 - Go to bed? What time zone are you living in? East somewhere? We're talking about America here, not Russia. Anyway I think most people who come here are eligible to vote, I mean most people who come here is because work is booring.
@Gordon - I think you should give a shit, because it can happen to you to. Some black bitch will start accusing you of rape and then unless you can prove you didn't do it you're history. And even if you can prove you didn't do yet you get to spend at least a few nights in prison, believe me. I think you can do something, well in a statistical kind of way, if you ever get to be in a jury, vote not guilty if there's no evidence.
If anyone here thinks my bitching is annyoing, then think about how "annoying" it can be to do time for something you didn't do or pay for a kid that's not yours. Think about that before you wear those rings, wavelets or not.

whoa.
and not the joey lawrence kind.

The average marriage lasts less than 5 years anyway...my ring squirts invisible ink HIYO!!
my gf has four rings stucked together: Can you say BRASSKNUCKLES? ha ha heh those things are illegal BTW....ow oh that hurts OMG That really hurts...my ribs just cracked...Saftety word: PUMPKIN!... PUMPKIN!!

@19

When I was 17 I wast accused of date rape. I didn't do it, but that WHITE bitch insisted on pressing charges. I did have to spend a night in jail. It went to trial and I was aquitted. The system works. Now shut the fück up and go back to whatever klan meeting you came from.

If your wife is wearing stillettos and drinking a jager shot, why in the world would you be hitting on someone else? ;)

Pretty dumb that brass knuckles are illegal in "the land of the brave and free," but I digress (I guess you could get a pair with that little bauble on the back, and tell the police - or your cell mate - that it's a "belt buckle").

Softlicious:
• Does your stupid bullshit Web page actually serve any purpose (other than to piss me off?)
• The silver ring is not silver, it's palladium. Brother of platinum. Pay attention, and quit bitching.

@23

Because two are better than one. I think.

WHERE IS THE ATARI RING

@22 - You were lucky, sometimes it doesn't work. That experience and you still don't get what I'm talking about. Look at this:
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/18046103/

Oh I found it nevermind. Everybody calm down.

those look like something you get out of a quarter machine. ug-o.

yup

It looks awesome!

I rather have a ring!

i'd rather have my mobius strip ring, thanks.

http://www.ka-gold-jewelry.com/p-articles/mobius-ring.php

How much more different would the waveform of "I don't", or "No way!" look?

Uh... apparently I should've read the article. Great minds, GW?

@22, your gay! just wanted to add to the chain...

@36

And you are meat. Just wanted to let you know how much of an asshole you really are. Hope you don't mind, dick.