Sure, Why Not?: 'I Do' Wedding Bands

'I Do' wedding bands were created by Sakurako Shimizu and are similar to waveform bracelets but much more matrimonial. They were cast in palladium and 18K gold and feature a waveform version of the words "I do". Of course, if you were smart you'd sneakily have an "I don't" cast. That way, when you're caught groping another woman's teat at the bar you can just point to your ring and mouth the words "I don't" to your wife, who may or may not douse you with a Jager shot and stiletto you in the nads. But hey, boobs ARE the spice of life. And also, glitterstim. Now who's down for a Kessel Run?

Hit the jump for another pic and a link to artist's website, which also features a pretty badass Atari chip ring.

Sakurako Shimizu

Thanks to Rena, who I would totally propose to in a second if I weren't so afraid of re-commitment. Burn me once: shame on you (dirty hobag). Burn me twice: gimme that flamethrower, bitch!

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