Mar 12 2009Superman: Perhaps A Little Too Strong
Been there. Was not super.
Action Comics Fail [failblog]
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Reader Comments
1. Cat - March 12, 2009 11:00 AM
FIRST!!!
2. Genocide - March 12, 2009 11:01 AM
lol poor kid, dont worry buddy maybe after a while you'll start to like it...
or maybe not
3. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 12, 2009 11:04 AM
Quiet Timmy! This is only going to hurt for a little while. Remember, if you tell anyone about our secret game, I'll kill your mother. Now quit squirming.
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 12, 2009 11:04 AM
shit
piss
fück
cünt
cöcksucker
motherfücker
and tìts
5. crimson skies - March 12, 2009 11:05 AM
I wonder if they did that on purpose?
6. Xygoz - March 12, 2009 11:08 AM
Rape is no joke... But its still hilarious!
7. naas - March 12, 2009 11:08 AM
heheheh, good stuff.
8. naas - March 12, 2009 11:08 AM
@6 true but..... ahahaha ^ that's just funny
9. rob - March 12, 2009 11:09 AM
in other obscene superhero photographs...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2kjisMm3M9Y/SIPgYaE1aWI/AAAAAAAAETY/QHh44jZ-C9Q/s400/my+parents+are+dead.jpg
10. g@Rgamel - March 12, 2009 11:16 AM
Superman doesn't save people for free you know...
11. OMGirl! - March 12, 2009 11:18 AM
super-rape!!
12. gizmoduck - March 12, 2009 11:19 AM
its not rape, its surprise sex
13. paineel - March 12, 2009 11:25 AM
HAHAHAHAH i posted this thanks geek writer for using my link HAHAHAHAHAH
14. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 12, 2009 11:27 AM
@9
Got any more of those?
15. che-che - March 12, 2009 11:34 AM
old. there have been forums on this type of stuff.
16. DeeplyTroubled - March 12, 2009 11:41 AM
@12 - like the positive spin; way to see the glass as half full
And don't worry kid, I hear superman is as fast as a speeding bullet
17. Angel Mass - March 12, 2009 11:42 AM
Everybody knows Superman is a jerk, for examples of this, check the link in my user name...
18. I'm a Computer - March 12, 2009 11:52 AM
yea, i'll go to the failblog if i wanted to see day-old fails, thanks.
19. Count Orlock - March 12, 2009 11:52 AM
When Mr. Geekologie posts things like this I have to wonder...is he knew to the internet?
This crap is like 6-7 years old.
20. cooper - March 12, 2009 12:00 PM
Finally! rape is funny! speaking of which.... http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/622de03fd8/sorry-do-i-know-you-from-nocturnal-emissions
21. Red Sea Shark - March 12, 2009 12:01 PM
Actual cover...
http://www.capitalcomics.com/cfml/DirectSalesDetail.cfm?recordID=1180
22. whatever - March 12, 2009 12:04 PM
So, for the people who don't manage to see everything on the internet when they're apparently suppose to:
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/03/top_15_unintent.html
23. CoinOperatedBoi - March 12, 2009 12:29 PM
@19
Actually this is from what 1938...so it's a little older than that...just saying.
24. Elmo - March 12, 2009 1:06 PM
I think I'd cry too....
25. Count Orlock - March 12, 2009 1:19 PM
#23 I was speaking of the shoop.
26. Pat - March 12, 2009 1:32 PM
See also:
http://www.superdickery.com
27. book - March 12, 2009 1:40 PM
im glad somebody else posted superdickery before i did. WIN AT FAIL.
28. catch22 - March 12, 2009 2:45 PM
beat me to the superdickey #26... you win the official "no prize"
29. Tom - March 12, 2009 4:00 PM
Seen this before. Had the most hilarious caption to it: "Grip the pillow tight, Timmy! He's going in dry!"
30. Milkman - March 12, 2009 4:04 PM
Wow what the :)
31. Milkman - March 12, 2009 4:05 PM
Now we know why Big Gay Al always said he was "Super"
32. Vinny Mac - March 12, 2009 4:10 PM
I'd let Superman bareback me anyday!
33. old - March 12, 2009 4:19 PM
@19 maybe your "knew" to comics, that book is from the late 30's you insolent little sh!t
34. CoinOperatedBoi - March 12, 2009 4:28 PM
@33
Yeah...already pointed that out out of sarcasm....
Just fyi if you're going to name call...spell correctly thanks....
35. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 12, 2009 4:57 PM
"Action Comics is proud to bring you Superman, with support from our new sponsor, NAMBLA!"
36. m0nkey - March 12, 2009 8:13 PM
HAHAHA that's great..
37. Leonidas - March 12, 2009 8:34 PM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=uscc_part1
38. Ginormagantuan - March 13, 2009 2:39 AM
Timmy: "BUT I POO FROM THERE!"
Superman: "NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T!"
39. lameo - March 13, 2009 4:17 AM
There are a million of these on superdickery.com, and they are so, so funny. Especially the batman and robin ones.
40. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 13, 2009 7:08 AM
#35
We need more NAMBLA jokes! Stat!
41. mike - March 13, 2009 8:46 AM
MOM super mans trying to rape me again. NOOOOOO NOT in the ear stop please stop. hey i now have super hearing and super rape screaming abilities
42. Leonidas - March 13, 2009 12:41 PM
At least Superman has a handy prophylactic attached to his belt.