Mar 24 2009Son Paints 60-Foot Phallus On Parent's Roof

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Rory McInnes, 18, inspired by a television program he watched about Google Earth, climbed onto his parent's roof and painted a 60-foot phallus with a bucket of white paint. It took his parents over a year to discover the monster shlong, and now Rory "will have to scrub it off when he gets back from traveling". Haha, scrub it off. But seriously, who the hell paints a giant member ON THEIR OWN HOUSE? Sorry, but I'm chalking this one up as a penis painting fail, Rory. Better luck next dong.

60-foot penis painted on roof [bbcnews]

Thanks to Andy Mac, a-lice, Cian and Pesche, who are all smart enough to only paint junk on other people's houses.

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1. I hate fakers (support believing) - March 24, 2009 1:36 PM

FIRSTTTTT PRIMEROOOOO

2. Nick - March 24, 2009 1:36 PM

First!

3. Max Coetzee - March 24, 2009 1:36 PM

Second

4. naas - March 24, 2009 1:36 PM

hahahaha, what a shitty artist though

5. Pew³ - March 24, 2009 1:37 PM

With that much space, you think he could of added a little better detail.

6. naas - March 24, 2009 1:37 PM

@1 - 3 = asshats

7. WHO DEY - March 24, 2009 1:39 PM

2-3 FAIL

8. crimson skies - March 24, 2009 1:40 PM

What an idiot. If my son did that he would be here any more :P

9. dubba - March 24, 2009 1:40 PM

someone know the google earth coordinates to this one?

10. Barney Stinson - March 24, 2009 1:40 PM

I think somebody saw me naked.Nailed it

11. 24bit-whore - March 24, 2009 1:40 PM

I think we should start a photoshop contest on who could draw a better one on that...

12. poop on my small shaft - March 24, 2009 1:41 PM

TINA TURNER

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice

Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus

13. gizmoduck - March 24, 2009 1:42 PM

that is great. but i'm really glad dongs don't actually look like that , or smell like that.

14. pizzzzzzzaul - March 24, 2009 1:44 PM

4th

15. I hate fakers (support believing) - March 24, 2009 1:44 PM

Now that I realize.... my first comment sounds like f*ckin Dora the Explorer

16. iuhiuh - March 24, 2009 1:48 PM

He didn't paint it on his own house, it his parents house.

17. naas - March 24, 2009 1:55 PM

@11 I'm ashamed I took the 5 minutes but..... http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt195/naas/roofpainting.jpg

18. RockinPunk - March 24, 2009 1:56 PM

Do the parents know that even if they clean it off of the roof, it will stay there until GE gets updated?

19. I hate fakers (support believing) - March 24, 2009 1:57 PM

ANTHEM FOR THE UNEMPLOYEED

*chorus*

♫ We all live in a house that has a d*ck
house that has a d*ck
house that has a d*ck ♫

20. elmo - March 24, 2009 2:05 PM

that's some pure win.

i want him to do me up the butt.

21. blp - March 24, 2009 2:11 PM

Where's the pubes and "If you have the time, draw the line" ---- c===3

22. sharps - March 24, 2009 2:12 PM

Absolutely brilliant....his mates with think he is a legend, I hope he got on google earth as he planned!!! Good Effort!!

23. ahha - March 24, 2009 2:28 PM

I did something like this once but for much more practical reasons. I painted a giant vagina on the roof of my house because every time I see a girl in the wild, there are other girls around. I thought this was a perfect plan to attract more vaginas to my house. I am sorry to say, it worked. But, I didn't anticipate the type of girl that is attached to a giant vagina.

24. blah - March 24, 2009 3:02 PM

I can't believe y'all are harpin on his drawing skills. I'm sure anyone can draw something better on a piece of paper or photoshop but come on, it's not so easy when it's on a roof. It's not like he could step back and look at it.

It'd be cool if this house was on a cliff next to the sea and the waves would crash against the rocky shore. Make it look like the house is exploding on the ocean. Take that fishies!

25. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 24, 2009 3:03 PM

Damn, I thought about submitting this, but didn't. I didn't because google earth didn't upload it, so he only succeeded at pissing of his parents.

27. Beastman Aids - March 24, 2009 3:20 PM

hahahaha thats awesome! The balls to cock ratio is a bit gnarly but, as #24 said, that's to be expected when he can't really step back to look at it.
The sad thing is my ratio is the opposite :(

28. Spith - March 24, 2009 3:26 PM

I saw this at the following page this morning. It's a better article.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece

29. HunnyBear - March 24, 2009 3:47 PM

theres extra room to add some action near the tip...lazy bastard!

30. CoinOperatedBoi - March 24, 2009 4:18 PM

That's no phallus baby.....

31. Galtacticus - March 24, 2009 4:53 PM

I'm surprised that there didn't land any alien yet!

32. R2-D2 - March 24, 2009 4:58 PM

This guy looks a very talented artist to me! I Hope his parents agree with that!

33. Watch - March 24, 2009 4:59 PM

I would have painted QUIT SPYING ON MY HOUSE!

34. Jacque Louie of Orange Ⅱ - March 24, 2009 5:02 PM

I sense some neo-expressionistic maximal minimalism!

35. Darth - March 24, 2009 5:08 PM

He even left some space to grow! Smart guy!

37. QUASIMODEM - March 24, 2009 5:34 PM

GW is getting far too "fail"-happy. This is clearly not a "fail", the guy did it intentionally, for Jesus' sake.

Get a better writer, anticlown. The old one'll do, this one's just pandering to the channers and spastics with FAIL and EPIC all over the bastard place.

What a half-dicked waste of space.

38. Glitterbee - March 24, 2009 5:58 PM

Found on google earth, nothing on the roof, but probs cos the photos havent been updated since 2004!!
co-ords are
51 degrees 22'44.11" N
1 degree 27'21.06" W

39. bowzee - March 24, 2009 6:10 PM

Wow Glitterbee, stealing credit? HAHAHA! You are #2

40. the black penny - March 24, 2009 6:42 PM

THIS GUY RULES>>>>I WANNA KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR THEM TO NOTICE>>>HOW OFTEN DO U LOOK AT THE TOP OF YOUR ROOF OR IF U CAN SEE YOUR ROOF>>>>

41. Milkman - March 24, 2009 7:22 PM

haha funny shit. what a douche, painting a giant dork on his own house

42. UrMom - March 25, 2009 5:19 AM

Please...if you all think that shit is real, you are out of your mind. The roof is obviously and very poorily copied and pasted over with photoshop or corel and then that pecker was drawn over. The dude just took the same portion of roof and copied it over and over all the way across. Lame!

43. Graf Zeppelin - March 25, 2009 5:35 AM

aaaah you got to love him. he's clearly deadly serious about pissing off his stiff upper lip parents and be "a revolutionary in his context". I mean, you realize the size of that house and what that would cost in england? and where is he "travelling"? sent on a wild goose chase around the world while his CEO dad bangs his classmates or just hanging around a swiss boarding school? too bad it didn't register on GE.

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45. Blastphemer - August 26, 2009 11:41 AM

Don't ya wish your rooftop was hot like me?
Don't ya wish your rooftop was hung like me?
Don't ya?
Don't ya?

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