Mar 12 2009See It In Action!: The UroClub Commercial
We posted on the awesomeness that is the UroClub last year. And now, there's a commercial that explains just how easy and convenient it is to use (read: screw cap off, piss in it, screw cap on). Best quote: "The UroClub comes with a towel and appears that you're just checking out your club." Also, I loved how the last five seconds of the commercial featured three guys standing side by side pissing on a tree and pretending they're not trying to sneak a peak at each others' johnsons. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it common courtesy to leave at least one tree between you and another pisser? Just sayin'.
Gold Club Fail [failblog]
Thanks to iron angel for hitting me with the follow up. Now hit me with those digits, girl! That is, if you are a girl. Otherwise, forget that number I gave you.
Reader Comments
1. soup - March 12, 2009 3:57 PM
can't watch!
I've gotten thumperchic's curse!
2. soup - March 12, 2009 3:59 PM
Where is everybody?
Hello... Anybody home????? Hello...
3. Milkman - March 12, 2009 3:59 PM
you stole my f1st... you bastard!
4. i have a tiny penis - March 12, 2009 4:09 PM
AMAZING...... or you can use my mouth. espicially with that old guys nuts.
5. Tom (paris hiltons clitoris) - March 12, 2009 4:10 PM
I bet after that guy is done with it it smells like britney spears vagina
6. naas - March 12, 2009 4:12 PM
ahahahahahahahaha
7. Vinny Mac - March 12, 2009 4:13 PM
I can think of so many other fun things to be doing behind that "modesty cloth"
WHO'S IN THE MOOD FOR A SEXY PARTY?!
8. sɐɐu - March 12, 2009 4:14 PM
ɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐ
9. BOOSH! - March 12, 2009 4:24 PM
How do you discreetly empty out a club full of piss?
10. SUP BIATCH!!! - March 12, 2009 4:35 PM
Naas, you f'ucking c`unt! Think you're cool with that inverted letters you're typing? Well f`uck you, Naas! No one care about those f`ucking topsy twervy, upside-down letters. You're keyboard is retarded. It's retarded!
Choke on some hobo's c`um, you bearded f`uck, you two-faced f`aggot. Eat shit, man. You sc`umbag. I'm not saying you should get off this website, maybe you should think about giving me a blowjob before you post your comment, you assface. Suck on this dick, shitf`uck. And if I say swallow, I mean slurp that c`um down your throat. FAG!!!
11. Vinny Mac - March 12, 2009 4:37 PM
@ 10...
Is that an open invitation for anyone... because I'm so down.
Call me. I'll be in the bathroom stall with Red Nikes!
12. SUP BIATCH! - March 12, 2009 4:40 PM
@11
F'aggot! Burn in hell!
13. nass kiss your mom ass - March 12, 2009 4:42 PM
I'm kissing your mom ass SUP BIATCH, she loving it too.
she love fingaz up in there.
14. Pew³ - March 12, 2009 5:06 PM
Wow. We have some grumpy people here today.
I'd say you have a case of the Mondays. but it's Thursday. So cheer up!
Sweet Heaven's I'ts Thursday!
15. beefytee - March 12, 2009 5:32 PM
umm, I drink when I golf, that club would be full to the brim and I'd still have half a tank.
16. Atlanta Grape Lady - March 12, 2009 5:38 PM
Stop. oh oh oh ooooooooooooh ohh oooooh oh ooh ooooooooooooooh
ow ow ow ooooooooh stop oh stop ooh ooooooooh oh oh oooooooooh
I can't breathe ohhhh stop uh uh ooooooooooooooh
17. Hannukah Montana - March 12, 2009 5:43 PM
@15
Well, they didn't make those holes for no reason. You can just pour the club into the hole when no one's watching. Who can tell?
Exactly.
I'm actually gonna buy these. I don't golf, but what the hell.
18. Tennist0 - March 12, 2009 5:48 PM
hey guys, just um... checking out my clubs over here. what?. oh... of coarse i dont need to see it, im cleaning my club and feeling it out so its too shiny, you know.
19. Angel Mass - March 12, 2009 5:57 PM
We are one step closer to the Uro PSP!
20. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 12, 2009 6:36 PM
#10/12 needs a hug.
21. Leonidas - March 12, 2009 6:37 PM
Not sure if I'll be able to use this - does it say anywhere if you can use it with a 12" wood?
22. Watch - March 12, 2009 7:41 PM
public urination arrest waiting to happen
23. Victor - March 12, 2009 8:02 PM
FAKE!! It's totally photoshopped. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong. That and nobody would ever actually.....buy that....right?? I mean...how is that any less conspicuous than actually just pissing on a tree? I mean, the chances of this being a legitimate project are about as high as George Lucas coming back and ruining my childhood by making a fourth film about Indiana Jones involving cranky Russian bitches and lots of swinging monkeys, not to mention aliens. Hahaha, and we all know that's outta the question.
....Right?
.......guys?
24. Amiee - March 12, 2009 8:23 PM
So who's up for sneaking up behind anyone with a green cloth and golf club in front of them and scaring the crap out of them?
25. naas - March 12, 2009 9:45 PM
@10 uos ɟlǝsɹnoʎ ʞɔnɟ oƃ
26. Daisy - March 13, 2009 1:07 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where the character on a TV show had the same name as Max, and everything was cool till the producers rewrote the part to make max's name alike into a bumbling idiot.
27. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 13, 2009 11:20 AM
@10
DIE!
28. David - March 13, 2009 8:53 PM
ɟןǝsʎɯ ǝʌoן ı
29. Quiver Tips - March 13, 2009 11:35 PM
Great...now every time I go golfing I'm going to have to worry about my ball landing on or rolling over the soiled grass that some rich old guy slyly decided to relieve himself on. ( I wonder if the ladies get down on this thing...like...real down )
30. tinfoilnirvana - March 15, 2009 12:26 AM
Not NEARLY as much an epic fail as this is.
http://www.break.com/index/kid-cat-figure-out-how-to-kick.html