Mar 23 2009Scientific: A Periodic Table Of XBox Games
The latest in a line of geeky periodic tables comes the Periodic Table of XBox Games from Blackwalt (possibly of LOST fame). Full size version HERE and description of all "elements" HERE. Good looking. I hope you can appreciate it as much as I do. And also, this cake. P.S. I baked a stripper inside just for you. Be careful -- she's smokin' hot! But only temperature wise, she's actually just an ugly hooker. Or she was, before I hit her with my car. Now she's a liability. And also -- your problem. Gotta go!
A Masterpiece from HoC Productions [herdofcats]
Thanks Blackwalt, now tell me: what's the secret of the island?
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Reader Comments
1. Mickey - March 23, 2009 1:37 PM
LAST!
2. poop on my small shaft - March 23, 2009 1:40 PM
TINA TURNER
Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO
I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice
Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus
3. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 23, 2009 1:44 PM
Really GW? Lecturing us in the post is just begging for drama....
4. JK - March 23, 2009 1:44 PM
Wait...WTF is this, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion isn't on there!
5. Spounz - March 23, 2009 1:59 PM
I think that we get it !... enought with the periodic table of whatever.
6. nick bacon - March 23, 2009 2:10 PM
enough of the periodic tables already, OVERKILL, and very boring at that
7. scurl - March 23, 2009 2:12 PM
@5 i agree wholeheartedly.
the only periodic table i'm interested in is the one tattooed around my shaft.
8. Timbo - March 23, 2009 2:20 PM
Werd
9. naas - March 23, 2009 2:30 PM
agreed
10. Bill - March 23, 2009 2:34 PM
How about a periodic table of dog turds? Why do people keep redoing the same shit over and over with a different skin. How long until somebody steampunks a periodic table of cosplay chicks dressed as video game characters, wearing Tokyo flash watches. Seriously. Internet, please, do something new already.
11. naas - March 23, 2009 2:43 PM
A periodic table of bacon needs to be made
12. lookaze - March 23, 2009 2:45 PM
time to make a periodic table of geeky periodic tables.
13. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 23, 2009 2:51 PM
@naas
Bacon on the brain today?
14. Pat - March 23, 2009 3:05 PM
Nice, but I guess an NES one is just asking to be done now.
15. Angel Mass - March 23, 2009 3:12 PM
This was funny at first but now they are just killing it
16. naas - March 23, 2009 3:30 PM
@13 everyday Shum, I can't get enough of it
17. zandar - March 23, 2009 5:25 PM
That settles it, I'm starting a Periodic Table of my moles and warts.
18. Daisy - March 23, 2009 6:44 PM
NO MASS EFFECT?! Seriously, a scientific table and all that, and they forget Mass Effect, which is better than 80% of the games on there. This thing reeks of sadface and fail.
19. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 23, 2009 7:40 PM
I'm gonna do a Periodic Table of Chuck Norris...cause really, what else do you need?
20. Gerinych - March 23, 2009 8:56 PM
Kinda small, huh?
21. R2-D2 - March 23, 2009 9:06 PM
((((WNEN!!!!!??????))))
22. Truk - March 23, 2009 10:13 PM
@10 BINGO!
23. Sidekicks fan - March 24, 2009 12:11 AM
chuck norris periodic table +1
24. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 24, 2009 3:28 AM
^ As requested:
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1380/periodicchuck.jpg
25. nick bacon - March 24, 2009 8:33 AM
OK @19 i apologise, the chuck norris table would be the be all and end all, good call
26. naas - March 24, 2009 10:59 AM
@25 well done, you have successfully made the toughest periodic table ever
27. naas - March 24, 2009 11:00 AM
doh, @24 I meant
28. Free Games - April 5, 2009 2:34 PM
That periodic table is sweet! You got a perfect match for Krypton!
29. marco - May 6, 2009 10:27 AM
Fe is Iron Man. How droll
30. Cap'n Jack - May 7, 2009 4:00 AM
Awesome! It even has Captain Canuck!
31. Triangle Man - September 25, 2009 11:33 AM
Hey, Microsoft, remember that 360 game that you made that sucked?
Yeah, me me neither.