Mar 21 2009Sad: Text Messages For The Friendless
Fiona Carswell is a friendless hag who lives in the woods and tries to entice children into her gingerbread house to eat them. Just kidding, I'm sure she's cool and has tons of friends. But that didn't stop her from designing 'Cell Stickies', which are electro-static stickers with fake text messages you stick on your iPhone when you're feeling down. Because let's face it, nothing boosts one's spirit like catching yourself sticking a fake text message sticker on your cell phone. Am I right? Oooh -- a text. "You are right. As usual." Haha, just as I thought! And here comes another! "You gave me herpes." Shit.
Cell Stickies For The Truly Delusional [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. Grace - March 21, 2009 10:55 AM
Sooo, you stick it on...and that's it? If anyone looks at your phone (assuming anyone will, considering you bought this) then it would be really embarrassing for them to go to close it and it won't. =/
2. first - March 21, 2009 10:55 AM
first i hope
3. first (nvm) - March 21, 2009 10:56 AM
i have failed
4. Pew³ - March 21, 2009 11:00 AM
Come on GW. I only have to work one Saturday a month. I need some quality stuff. (Or something good enough to start a quality flame war) to keep me occupied.
Otherwise I'm going to have to get some work done.
BTW. My giant tetris game has been playing in the backround since Thursday, It looks like it may finish itself today.
Pew pew pew
5. firstgold - March 21, 2009 11:00 AM
soo close...
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 21, 2009 11:05 AM
Once again, I second #4's sentiments.
7. Hannukah Montana - March 21, 2009 11:09 AM
It means you're a playa if you have this app.
8. Pat - March 21, 2009 11:24 AM
"Pretty lame, Milhouse. Pretty lame."
9. bendizle - March 21, 2009 11:42 AM
this is pretty gay considering the fact that it isnt even an iphone app...i mean seriously they should make an app does this instead of buying some gay ass stickies.....
I say ultimate fail
10. Pew³ - March 21, 2009 11:49 AM
@9 I like how making an app for this is somehow better to you. Do you use an iPhone?
Are there moments you feel like you wish someone would text you because your in a crowd, and you want that crowd to see you whip out your iPhone, so said crowd would know you are the hippest?
11. Graf Zeppelin - March 21, 2009 11:52 AM
"The iPhone is your friend. You shall have no other friends but iPhone. Oh, is that another number in my address book? You are making a grave mistake. Don't make me do this. AAAaaarghhh! I command you to proceed to recycling! Foul human!"
12. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 21, 2009 11:57 AM
This is making me wonder what the giant tetris game would look like on an iPhone...
13. Atlanta Grape Lady - March 21, 2009 1:49 PM
Stop. oh oh oh ooooooooooooh ohh oooooh oh ooh ooooooooooooooh
ow ow ow ooooooooh stop oh stop ooh ooooooooh oh oh oooooooooh
I can't breathe ohhhh stop uh uh ooooooooooooooh
14. Pew³ - March 21, 2009 1:59 PM
like šħĩţ.
Oh fŭćķ, did I just say šħĩţ. I'm fŭćķing sorry, I know I'm not supposed to fŭćķing say šħĩţ like šħĩţ on this site.
Does it fŭćķing count when I use characters around the letters? I know some of you don't give a šħĩţ. Some of you might not be able to read this šħĩţ.
fŭćķ it.
15. Binty - March 21, 2009 2:05 PM
Hahahaha, this is the funniest thing ever!
16. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 21, 2009 2:59 PM
you are also still allowed to say shit.
17. Angel Mass - March 21, 2009 3:00 PM
Its like that cheering up motivational Cds lol
18. naas - March 21, 2009 4:42 PM
@14 Very artistic, I've never seen the words fŭćķ it look so decorated. Naasy likes
19. warcraft gold - March 23, 2009 8:10 AM
For sure loner gonna like it ;D