Mar 20 2009Robot Parties Actually Sound Kind Of Fun
NOTE: VIDEO IS SLIGHTLY NSFW DUE TO LANGUAGE.
This is a rap about a robot party that Shredder threw at the Technodrome. It sounds pretty epic, and I wish I could have been there. Also, that banjo-toting pedobear from Chuck-E-Cheese's touched my butt when I was a kid. Just sayin'.
Robot Party [funnyordie]
Thanks to Erin, who apparently gets invited to all these parties. Hey, how about taking me next time?
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Reader Comments
1. Ocelot - March 20, 2009 4:11 PM
LOL that's funny
2. SmokingGirl - March 20, 2009 4:13 PM
I have absolutely no opinion on this matter.
Just thought I'd share.
3. naas - March 20, 2009 4:18 PM
There's pieces of my life scattered throughout that video, except anything star trek & the shitty music
4. Mikey - March 20, 2009 4:23 PM
The following comments all suck:
5. 24bit-whore - March 20, 2009 4:24 PM
Benders on a bender with a blender in the kitchen HA!
6. photoshop-police - March 20, 2009 4:32 PM
um.... shredder was a ninja, not a robot.
7. msjessiemeghan - March 20, 2009 4:39 PM
I went to a Robot Party, I was a Replicant. No one "got it".
smoked some sketchy weed and well after a while I sat in the corner rocking back and forth paranoid out of my mind. I mean...robots don't get paranoid.
8. robert - March 20, 2009 4:47 PM
First!
9. wal-e - March 20, 2009 4:53 PM
Why was I not informed of this massive robot bash? I, wal-e, am greatly upset. Even Johnny 5 was there and I am his bastard love child spawn. Damn you Shredder. I promise I won't spill about the next party to that robot turtle freak.
10. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 20, 2009 4:56 PM
Not only was I not invited to this party, I can't watch the damned video because I'm at work. Boooooooo.
11. Davo - March 20, 2009 5:07 PM
I was expecting someone to roll up to the party flying the spaceship from flight of the navigator.
12. Pew³ - March 20, 2009 5:09 PM
Nothing good ever comes from letting robots get out of control.
13. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 20, 2009 5:51 PM
Lovin' how R2 eats out that little robot from "Small Wonder" while Rosie is sucking his toes...
14. Anonymous - March 20, 2009 6:29 PM
pedobear was at your pt? there can't have been any little girls there ... are there any loli robots?
15. Dan - March 20, 2009 7:32 PM
¬_¬
Your forgetting the robot apocalypse GW
The robots are getting to you!
16. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! - March 20, 2009 7:41 PM
This Is The Gayest Shit I've Ever Seen In My Life.
17. Pew³ - March 20, 2009 7:41 PM
@15. First the robot fish and now this robot party.
GW may be under a robot spell of some sorts.
Or maybe a terminator has killed him, taken his skin, and is now pretending to be GW.
I'll watch the Sara Conor chronicles tonight to see if there are any clues.
18. Dan - March 20, 2009 7:51 PM
@17 My thoughts exactly
GW seems to be becoming a robo lover
19. foraz - March 20, 2009 7:56 PM
Needs more futurama-bots
20. Anonymous - March 20, 2009 8:11 PM
Needs moar cowbell
21. Daniel - March 20, 2009 8:43 PM
@17 & 18: This is the just the first stage. Soon he'll be pushing us to buy robot related products... oh wait... TOKYOFLASH
22. Truk - March 20, 2009 8:53 PM
@4 -you called it!
23. Mister Chief - March 20, 2009 9:36 PM
Master chief is not a robot, don't know why he was in this.
24. Pat - March 20, 2009 10:02 PM
Don't be swayed by the evil GW!
25. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 20, 2009 11:16 PM
This proves it. Our usual GW has been switched with Sanka.
26. Pat McGroin - March 20, 2009 11:32 PM
That was f'ing stupid. Good God.
27. The Great Nash (Hannukah Montana's hillbilly alter ego) - March 20, 2009 11:36 PM
Howdy Partner! This yer old boy Bucket Nash here.
So, I went to the grocery store the other night to pick up some cabbage, and I see some geezer tryna hump the Donald Duck Ride outside the store. And I was like, "Pull up yer britches, Jack. Ya ain't even hard, for Pete's sake." So he turned around, looked at me straight in the eye and said, "Better be glad this ain't yer momma." A couple of five-o's came along yonder from behind and handcuffed this old som'b!tch. Them po-lees said that he is charged with Indecent Exposure which is a misconduct in Kansas State Law.
I did myself some thinking, "you can get arrested from doing such 'lame' act?"
As a young boy from Wisconsin, I was growing up watching my granddaddy doggie-style the family cow. I thought it was cool. I told grandpaw, " I wanna do some'm like that when I'm bigger."
Old Jack was kickin' it wit Donald Duck! Holy Cranberries! Off to the slammer he goes like my old boy Jimmy when he broke in'a Mrs. Cunningham cupboard shop. Poor basterd...
I mean, even Pee Wee Herman got busted for working his shaft. C'mon now. Is ya'll gon ' ruin it for me as well. Nash don't appreciate this kind crap.
Give me liberty or give me some pot roast, idiot.
28. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 21, 2009 12:54 AM
^ wtf?
29. Hannukah Montana - March 21, 2009 1:25 AM
@28
That's Nash, my second personality.
I've been known as the most disturbed poster here in Geekology.
I've posted previous disturbing comments in this site. One of which I posted on the Barbie Post last year.(See post #12 on the URL below)
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/craft_time_make_your_own_zombi.php
My other aliases are Peter and Paul. The Paul persona is my favorite because everybody seem to hate on 'him'. The Paul comments include typical conservative rants and anti-atheism. Just so you know that someone out there is crazier than Daisy.
30. Zombo - March 21, 2009 1:41 AM
Epic
31. butt pirates. - March 21, 2009 1:44 AM
OMG, I'm fristy. I won the INTERNET. Take that Al Gore.
32. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 21, 2009 1:53 AM
@29: Ah yes, I remember that one...Still waiting on that $2K...
33. Hannukah Montana - March 21, 2009 2:28 AM
@32
Did you see other posters' comments on that post? It is as if they haven't read a joke in their whole life. What a bunch of idiots!
$2K? Uh-uh. Nope. I'm sorry but you're not getting it.
However, I'm throwing a party this coming Saturday. I'd be glad if you can come.
--
Isn't it fun to post late at night / past midnight?
34. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 21, 2009 4:16 AM
Well, thanks for the offer...but I'm actually in Japan, and it's Saturday night already, and I'm headed to a party here in about 45 mins...have fun though!
35. Atlanta Private Investigator - March 21, 2009 7:03 AM
LOL...now this is pretty funny.
36. Rhialto - March 21, 2009 7:26 AM
Old school robots:) Well done!
37. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 21, 2009 9:36 AM
It is Saturday, and I'm at work... bored... New post please?
38. sirrix - March 21, 2009 10:58 AM
Oh shit..... Master Chief's a robot? Spoilers!
39. DH - March 21, 2009 1:34 PM
that shit's so crash.
DAFT PUNK REFERENCE FTW!
40. Feisty Cadaver - March 23, 2009 10:34 PM
What, no one invited Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, or Gypsy? WTF!?!