Mar 29 2009Questionable Women's Razor Commercial
This is a questionable commercial for the Shick Quattro For Women TrimStyle with Bikini Trimmer. I'm outraged it was allowed to air because my six-year old just asked me about "those transforming bushes". You know what I told him? Decepticons.
Thanks to "Captain Partytime" Mike, who may wreck the ship, but he'll have one hell of a good time doing it.
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Reader Comments
1. Intermino - March 29, 2009 3:45 PM
it's pretty clever, kinda like that Kotex beaver commercial
Still think they should make one with a cat for the american version.
2. Nerd ona snowboard - March 29, 2009 3:50 PM
hahahah pubic hair
3. Tennist0 - March 29, 2009 3:59 PM
im not sure i completely understand this, why is it so bad? the bikini thing?
4. Subte Much - March 29, 2009 4:05 PM
That is actually a LOT more subtle than the Quizno's Torpedo commercials. I kind of like it.
5. ... - March 29, 2009 4:11 PM
One of the bushes should have just disappeared completely. You know, really drive the point home.
6. Cody - March 29, 2009 4:12 PM
this just enforces womens sterotypes that they claim to be trying to prevent.... wut else is new..... women who cant make their mind..... $5 bucks women activest groups would ban a mens razor with public hair trimming benefits...
overall commercial = fail on behalf of women, because companies who market and plan these adds hire women for their input and advisment and base them on what they claim, women want to see and want.
7. Moose Knuckle - March 29, 2009 4:17 PM
Mmmm, topiary...
8. ^ - March 29, 2009 4:17 PM
pubic hair* - i can alrdy imagine the online trolls....
9. squeehunter - March 29, 2009 4:29 PM
I don't really like to think about a woman, or anyone for that matter, shaving their pubic hair while I'm trying to watch TV.
Still... They should have had one bush loose all its leaves.
10. Daisy - March 29, 2009 4:38 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was helping some friends steal some gold, and hacked into the city traccic computer to turn the lights the correct color. Then he covered his tracks by leaving a message - you'll never stop the REAL napster, which was in reality a FAKE!!!!
11. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 29, 2009 4:51 PM
Very clever. Let it air!
12. Valkyrie - March 29, 2009 4:53 PM
hmmmm.
one lady had a circle and another had a square.
WELL GODDAMN IT, WHERE'S THE HEXAGON?
i'd like to have seen one where the shrubbery turned in to nebula. DECODE THAT.
13. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 29, 2009 5:05 PM
I luv this clip folks!
14. Rhialto - March 29, 2009 5:26 PM
Is this clip SFW!? I'm almost getting a boner!
15. Darth - March 29, 2009 5:31 PM
Great post!
16. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 29, 2009 5:34 PM
A clean and neat shaven girl deserves AWESOME sex!
17. blask - March 29, 2009 5:40 PM
rofl @ decepticons comment
18. Tennist0 - March 29, 2009 5:52 PM
i understand what NSFW means as in apropriatness but what exactly does each letter stand for?
19. lain - March 29, 2009 5:59 PM
LOL TRIM YOUR BUSH
20. a7xjoker - March 29, 2009 6:04 PM
Daisy... you know that was The Italian Job not Never Back Down that youre referring to, right? lolz
21. Cade - March 29, 2009 6:06 PM
@18 -- Not Safe For Work.
22. Ed aka the-iguana - March 29, 2009 6:20 PM
those damn decepticons. *shakefist*
23. Mr.Checkers - March 29, 2009 7:32 PM
lol "decepticons"
24. Atreids - March 29, 2009 7:34 PM
Why not just look it up rather than constantly relying on others? When are you going to start showing some independence? When are you going to get a job and move out of your grandmother's attic?
25. R2-D2 - March 29, 2009 7:42 PM
Boop! Wow! blip! Beep!
26. Emkizzle McSquabble - March 29, 2009 7:44 PM
@12
Screw the hexagon!
WHERE'S MY RHOMBIC DODECAHEDRON! >=O
27. Aezetyr - March 29, 2009 7:47 PM
Best commercial ever. loved the landing strip one. =P**
28. Daftlessness - March 29, 2009 7:59 PM
http://daftlessness.blogspot.com/
29. Terry - March 29, 2009 8:35 PM
I don't get this commercial
30. Swift - March 29, 2009 8:36 PM
I laughed my ass off when I first seen that commercial.
31. Pepper - March 29, 2009 8:52 PM
I actually bought this razor bc of this commercial, no joke. The thing sucks.
What is with all these companies finding excuses to make shower products for women vibrate? Are they trying to sell us something?
I can’t look at an umbrella now without thinking about tampons thanks for commercials like this. Curses.
32. kat - March 29, 2009 9:21 PM
"questionable" is exactly the word i thought of when i saw this commercial
33. Anonymous - March 29, 2009 9:25 PM
@20 shhh.. you might hurt her feelings. She is a special one. Naa Daisy is cool and you're just a retard so don't speak again please.
34. Somebody - March 29, 2009 9:47 PM
Should have shown a bush at night with christmas lights vertically...
my gf has runway lights between her legs!
"This is Captain HeavyPounder requesting permission to land...."
"This is Tower Clitoris ...Flight 69 Pleasure Airlines you are cleared for landing..."
"Roger, over."
35. HunnyBear - March 29, 2009 10:37 PM
sweet! i want one!
36. Ramen - March 30, 2009 12:01 AM
When I first saw this on TV I was so confused as to why they let it air, but it's pretty freakin' funny too. Odd, I haven't seen it on TV lately though...
37. Valkyrie - March 30, 2009 1:17 AM
#26
HOW VEXING!!
HEXAGONS HAVE BEEN DENIED FOR TOO LONG. DO NOT TRY TO SUGGEST YOUR RHOMBIC DYDNDERDONDERER SHOULD GET TO BUTT IN LINE.
the father the son and the holy hexagon
amen
38. Watch - March 30, 2009 1:56 AM
awesome!
39. Hammad Masood - March 30, 2009 2:57 AM
This is bad for children
40. Tunio - March 30, 2009 3:35 AM
And you, dear Geekologie Readers and GW haven't yet seen the best :
French bikini campaign, with a song and a video clip that are quite funny, and a refrain that says
"Quand c'est court c'est plus classe
Devant la glasse"
"When it's short it's smarter
In front of the mirror"
The video clip and website of the bikini campaign is here :
http://www.magardenparty.com/
Enjoy the tool that allows you to draw the garden the way you like it, even an octogon, but for the D20 it will be harder :)
41. I am Tunio too, also - March 30, 2009 5:20 AM
@34: More like Roger, MOVE over!! But seriously, you're a fag.
42. softlicious - March 30, 2009 5:27 AM
Ok, so GREEN bushes aint the only ones in need of trimming. Another thing in need of trimming is this country, where apparently innocent people go to prison after being beat up to confess:
http://www.injusticebusters.com/2003/Butler_case_news.htm
I have to inform that black people were treated better than that during the Confederacy. Sure they had to pick cotton, but there were no machines back then, at least they wern't innocently accused of murder. Besides, slavery was about greed, accusing innocent people of murder is just plain stupid. And slavery wasn't abolished, it only changed shape, now we have child support and paternity fraud instead. I'd rather pick some cotton, give me the good old ways back! Give me a sack and a stick, I'm heading for the field I've had enough of this! Child molestation charges doesn't need any evidence! Hey! Micheal Jackson is innocent, fücking narrow minded mental midgets in Santa Barbara - it took you some fücking time to realize that. Ok, I'm out.
43. the black penny - March 30, 2009 6:49 AM
what u people on about?
trimming tree's
bushes
and some cotten?
wha?
..
my thought..
its just nasty
i dont whant to see this on tv
i dont want to be thinking about what the girlfriend is doing with my razor.
thats just scary
why u think so many guys live in the den
eat in the den and never leave the den
we have all we need..in the den..
..
an if i want the den to smell lavender freshh..i will buy flowers..
do u see any?
44. ian mcclaskey - March 30, 2009 6:51 AM
wheres the lightning bolt shaped one
45. the black penny - March 30, 2009 6:58 AM
whats questionable?
the fact every guy answers with a beavis and butthead answer.
no porn next to the comics please
no hedge trimmers on tv please.
46. the black penny - March 30, 2009 7:27 AM
wax is for cars
not for removing ass hair
an u say us guys are gross
47. andywattbulb - March 30, 2009 8:15 AM
It's a clever commercial but I would rather see plants roaming free than being trimmed to pefaggery.
48. Tunio_the_french_one - March 30, 2009 8:41 AM
So you people, what do you think of the french video on www.magardenparty.com ?
I understand that you may not understand the lyrics but what about the video in itself, quite explicite don't you think ?
@41 : Where do your nickname come from ?
49. Watch - March 30, 2009 12:22 PM
@40 I saw that video and was surprised. that wouldnt make it on the air in the US because of the content and the length of the ad itself.
50. Tunio_the_french_one - March 30, 2009 1:04 PM
This video is not on the air, just on the internet, but you can hear part of the song on the radio during the adds.
And there's also a radio animator that asks girls questions about this subject during the morning broadcast.
51. misterm4ever - March 30, 2009 1:19 PM
anyone happen to know the song?
52. Ben - March 30, 2009 2:01 PM
Except... I've seen this on TV... I looked at my fiance and we both just kinda went "Riiiiight".
53. Ria - March 30, 2009 3:48 PM
#31, same here!
i bought it simply because of this commercial and it sucks.
it's a total waste of money.
54. wiinja - March 31, 2009 2:30 AM
does this look like a Q to you?
how about now?
giggity
55. Emkizzle McSquabble - March 31, 2009 2:55 PM
@37
Fine, Hexagon first, but the RHOMBIC DODECAHEDRON MUST PROCEED DIRECTLY AFTERWARDS!
56. Sarah Perez - April 7, 2009 12:17 AM
Anyone know what song is used in the commercial? I like it a lot-- Everytime that commercial comes on I am hypnotised by the music...
57. Don't know how I got here - May 20, 2009 12:44 AM
I'm not sure what link I followed to get to this. I'm not even sure if this post is seriously outraged or not. I laughed when I finally noticed what they were "demonstrating." I even had to watch it 3 times before I got there. I don't quite see what might possible be questionable about it though. I mean around supper time we start getting commercials for male prostate drugs. So there are some girls out there that want to shave, I know some guys that want to shave too. It's not my cup of tea, however unless we get rid of piercings, tatoos, tanning, hair dye and anything else you can do to your body for decoration or to stand out I don't see an issue with it. Unless the goal is for everyone to be 6' black hair and blue eyes with the exact same build.
Decepticons? How about women have curves and men's faces are fairly flat and they are trying to demonstate all the angles and curves it can do, like knees and armpit and feet. Foot hair, now that is questionable. No dating hobbits.
Sorry odd websites like this keep popping up as I'm surfing, getting sick of all the prudes, so those that laughed with the intended audience, I again apologize. Those that are seriously offended, put your granny pantyies/tighty whities back on, pull on a pair of bloomers and go back to church. Pray for everyone's soul and leave us alone and stop trying to tell us that your morals or religion give you the right to over ride ours or lack there of.
58. grf456 - July 1, 2009 10:57 AM
I don't see anything wrong with this whatsoever. Calm down people. Yeesh.
59. Tin - August 30, 2009 4:47 AM
Decepticons?!!!
ROFLCON
60. Tin - August 30, 2009 5:27 AM
Ahh I see, this tells me there is a new product where women can now shave their plant/bushes. And it's waterproof because you want to water your plant while cutting it to shape it to a heart, square, etc.? And that last part says that if you have a plant in your bathroom, you can cut it while you shower? I see, damn so many unthought-of products these days.
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Thank you!
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