Mar 2 2009Questionable Disney Star Wars Characters
Star Wars Weekends have been a huge hit at the Disney theme parks, and to celebrate the desecration of my childhood comes a limited edition of ridiculous looking Disney characters dressed as Star Wars ones. There's Don Solo in carbonite, a lanky Goofbacca, Mick Skywalker, and highly inappropriate Slave Girl Minnie.
A limited series of 600 statues of each of the figures will retail for $195 each. 500 sets will be available at Disney's Hollywood Studios, while the other 100 will be available at Disneyland. The figures will not be available until around the second week in June, so it looks like they'll appear just in time for the final weekend of Star Wars Weekends.
Wow, I know I'm just itching to get my hands on a Slave Girl Minnie. WTF? Disney, what the hell are you trying to teach our kids? Mommy, I want to be a slave -- just like Minnie! BOOM -- ten years later she's dancing the Sarlacc feeding shift on some slimeball's sail barge.
Hit the jump for a picture of the other two.
Star Wars Weekends big fig designs released [mouseplanet]
Thanks to Brian, who is banned from Disney World for pulling the mask off Goofy and punching him in the teeth for making him drop his ice cream cone.
Reader Comments
1. PLEEEZE! - March 2, 2009 10:23 AM
FIRTS!!!
2. Bill - March 2, 2009 10:24 AM
First; =]
3. PLEEEZE! - March 2, 2009 10:25 AM
Geeze...I'm back from hiatus and still got FIRTS. I think it might be the burritos.
4. PLEEEZE! - March 2, 2009 10:26 AM
sorry Bill...DEEEEENYYYYYYYEDDDDDDD!!!!
5. jeff - March 2, 2009 10:26 AM
is it me or does yoda look a little creepy
6. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 2, 2009 10:26 AM
Gee, and to think, I wanted to fück Minnie until she got all slutty with her gold bikini. Who am I kidding? I still want to fück Minnie. Hard.
7. hmmmm - March 2, 2009 10:27 AM
bill that was full of fail : )
8. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 2, 2009 10:27 AM
HA! Minnie's a Titty Mouse!
9. Angel Mass - March 2, 2009 10:54 AM
No, no questionable at all, Rocking
10. Timbo - March 2, 2009 11:01 AM
Dumb..... very dumbbbbb...with a capitol B
11. Craig - March 2, 2009 11:06 AM
I think these are pretty cool. I am sure they carry a ridiculous price tag too. They also have a whole set of Star Wars themed Disney pins for cheap bastards like me.
12. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 2, 2009 11:06 AM
Umm, it looks like Yoda is growing out of Mickey's shoulder... tres creepy.
Goofbacca looks kinda cool though...
13. Buh? - March 2, 2009 11:17 AM
Wait, wait, wait. Why is Mickey Luke if Minnie is Leia? Man. Everyone always forgets they're brother and sister. Is there a little incest going on in the Magic Kingdom?
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15. Brandt Cooley - March 2, 2009 11:36 AM
I like to think Mickey has two, one where he's Luke and one where he's cross-dressing as Leia.
16. BOOSH! - March 2, 2009 11:42 AM
Worlds are colliding...
17. Tennist0 - March 2, 2009 11:45 AM
all i can say is sham, WOOOOOW, i wanna life sized minnie slave, because she is kinda rad to the power of sick
18. Steampunk - March 2, 2009 12:51 PM
Whats worse, is theres a Jar Jar-Goofy hybrid at Disneyland, its a 3 foot statue they sell in a couple places. That, I try to set on fire.
19. JK - March 2, 2009 1:11 PM
Fail -- That's All I Need to Say
20. LSDiesel - March 2, 2009 1:36 PM
It's like George Lucas dug up Walt Disney and rolled him in his grave, or... his icebox.
21. Pat - March 2, 2009 2:40 PM
There are just no words...
22. Leppy - March 2, 2009 3:26 PM
It's really easy to shoplift in disney world
They don't even really pay any attention :]
23. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 2, 2009 3:49 PM
@18
Goes backs to Scandinavia, Toki. Your guitars playings is crap.
24. OtterMan - March 2, 2009 8:30 PM
Just when you think Lucas couldn't get any lower. What's next? Official Star Wars sex toys?
25. Daisy - March 2, 2009 10:55 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got to meet a playboy playmate, and she was telling him about how she was a bird trainer.
26. Red 3 - March 2, 2009 11:10 PM
George you fat greedy sell-out! What have you done to our beloved movies! I hope you choke on a Jar-Jar shaped waffle!
And HAN SHOT FIRST!
27. Cory - March 3, 2009 8:23 AM
I agree with the desecration of my childhood bit... Why would Disney allow their characters to be associated with crap like Star Wars?! When do they make a Darth Mickey that screams "noooooooooooo!!1!"?!
28. Candimann - March 3, 2009 10:08 AM
ok im a long time reader first time commenter and i just could not let this go..... DISNEY HAS DESECRATED MY BELOVED CHILDHOOD MEMORIES FOR THE LAST TIME THOSE GREEDY BASTARDS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! first aladin then TARZAN...have any of you ever READ TARZAN turk and kurtak try to kill him and he kills them in self defense and now disney is bastardizing the one movie i have loved since i was 5!!! i hope that antisemite and everyone who works for his company BUUUUUURRRRNNNSSSS IIIIIIIINNNN HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
29. J-Rock1337 - March 3, 2009 7:43 PM
WTF no Boba Fett?!?!?!
30. YourJoyIsMyLow - July 25, 2009 4:51 PM
@29 Pluto Fett?
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