Mar 13 2009Quattro Technology Toilet Flushes Anything

First!

just flushing stuff thats already broken up into small pieces anyway, not impressed at all, and 1st

perfect. i'll take 3.

ya, but what the hell happens when a kid is standing in the toilet and flushes it??? that kids gonna see the city piplines thats what...

I bet that thing wouldn't flush a turbaconucken. Then again, what a waste of good bacon it'd be to try...

Quattro Technology...when the cops are at your door and you need to make 5lbs of 420 to disappear.

OH MY GAWD!!! YOU MURDERER!!! Those poor poor gummi bear! How can you do this?!?! What's next?! Candy corn?! You won't get free with this!

that was not 18 hotdogs, nor 78 plastic letters. i didnt count them, but the numbers are just too high.

what a piece of shit!

This seems akin to that website WILL IT BLEND? Introducing a new internet sensation - "Will It Flush?"

toss some toilet paper into any of those items and the whole deal is over!

totally misleading

This is what I need after a night of eating 78 plastic letters and numbers.

Another way to accommodate to fat ass America.

doesn't that mess up the septic system?

I usually sh!t once every few days or so, and sometimes they are huge. I don't think this thing would stand a chance, to be honest.

St. Thomas Creations should start a viral marketing campaign a la Blendtec: "Will it Flush?"

Also, I hope no one's using that pitcher again after touching the rim of that toilet.

We'll take 100. Ship to El Paso, we will take shipment across border after payment.

you guys my want to click my link...
GW if your reading this make this video the next entry

Guess who it is!!!

McDonalds' Hamburgers come out the other end.

How would it handle a Chihauhau ?

Why don't you try taping 4 of those hot togs together, stick of dynamite style, and see how well it does.

That would be a far more accurate representation of my daily drop off.

Epic FAIL...It doesn't look like it would remove any of my skid marks from the bowl!

Guess what my turd looks like after eating a foot-long sandwich, ya, what would be impressive is if the toilet had a food disposal system like the kitchen sink, and chop the shit out of your.. fecal matter. That way crap can go to caca heaven without getting stuck.

If these go into mass prodution, We can say goodbye to Rate my poo.com!

WANT

Last time I ate 64 chess pieces and crapped them out it took me like 20 flushes! Wow what a time saver.

But don't get the runs, WHATEVER YOU DO don't squirt mustard!

how unimpressive

i'd only buy it if it was able to flush my 20cm solid turd beauties

Where's this toilet for sale??

Did anybody else find that strangely erotic?

Stop. oh oh oh ooooooooooooh ohh oooooh oh ooh ooooooooooooooh
ow ow ow ooooooooh stop oh stop ooh ooooooooh oh oh oooooooooh
I can't breathe ohhhh stop uh uh ooooooooooooooh

It certainly is good at flushing a lot of small particles in one flush, like when you have diarrhea. But I'd like to see it flush a foot long, 2 inch diameter, hard turd, like when you're constipated. Until then, I'm not convinced.

eeerrr... now no cause for panic errr ... no humans are at risk... noone will be flushed... not even parts of someone... I promise... errr... aaaAAAaaAAAAhh!! destroy alll humans!!!!!!

the domestic wastewater treatment sure are happy now, you shouldn't flush down things like that.

Not the red gummi bears! D= You son of a bitch!

i agree with comment #2.
they should try flushing a cinamon roll or a 5 foot long subway sandwich. then i'll be truelly impressed!

what about a roll of toilet paper..??? [without the cartoon ..duh..]

i think its funny how there are impoverished nations that would kill for any kind of measly scrap of food or some money...and yet here is this guy...literally flushing these things down the toilet.....hilarious!

@22: exactly what I was thinking. wouldn't some food and small animals get stuck in the pipes if they weren't chopped up first?

I will DESTROY..... DESTROY this toilet. You guarantee it can flush? i guarantee i will dominate that thing. As soon as you show it flushing a turd 2 inches wide and 6 inches long then great! and thats not including toilet paper.

I just wasted time watching this video. besides perhaps the hotdogs the guy flushed the same thing down the toilet like 8 times in a row. the same thing.. tons of little broken up pieces of nothing with no toilet paper. who do they think they are fooling? certainly nobody with toilet clogging issues!

He even flushed those awesome cinimon bears. how stupid. you can make a fake turd-like thing and throw toilet paper in.. but thats not he point. the point is to fool you.

Guys you have it all wrong. This is a unicorn toilet. They shit gummy bears and colorful golf balls.

Well that's great! Now if someones' child tries to flush car keys down the toilet, they can kiss them good bye.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene from the movie Never BAck DOwn where Max made a jump to conclusions mat and showed it to his co-workers.

So many wienners in such a small hole! And all at once!

This would not last a week in my house.

Which also reminds me, the plunger is broken... We're screwed.

All I kept thinking was, what are the guys at the waste treatment facility thinking when they see all that come down the pipes?

And that was not impressive, I agree with the TP comments, throw some asswipe in there and see how well it does, especially that Charmin shit, that would clog a fcuking jet turbine.

I don't know about the rest of youz, but I could watch them flush different things down this toilet for hours. Mesmerizing.

@31: Exactly

I wanna see it flush a whole roll of toilet paper atop a congealed mash of nasty compacted shit.

IMO no toilet was ever cooler than the ones we had back in school. The ones with the pipe right out of the wall and straight into the bowl. "Vwooshers" that would suck down anything.

hmm does it flush real turd

and damn wat a waste of good food and golf balls

would it work in australia where the water spins the other way around

ppl never tell me stuff

i don't have a girl firend =[

im effin depressed now thanks st thomas

But can it flush a baby?

WTF!!!
I'm not buying a toilet to flush things away. I by it to shit in it and expect it to flush my shit away and occasionally some dope. :-) This ad just didn't worked for me I didn't feel a thing.

This video is fake I assume I mean its not realistic... People flushes away their deceased fish, shit, dope, and the body parts of their victims and some tampons...

What about 3.5 kilos of cut cocaine?

Will it flush a nerd?

Forgot to add : 50$ Flushed

Could there be a better example of how wasteful America is than this fecking commercial? Let's flush a bunch of random yet useful items and food down the toilet and into our country's aging and distressed septic system.

I thought it was pretty cool till they flushed the gummi bears... then I was sad :(

@38: Oh snap! I didn't think about kitty getting chopped and going down the pipes... Mmm... maybe make the lid secure so you only flush what you want?

Shit
Dookey
Caca
Feces
Crap
Turd
Poop

Huh, I could only think of seven.

This commercial makes me think that the owner of the pictured toilet was just finding random shit around his house to try and flush down the amazing toilet that flushes shit! Though, as was said we never really established that it can flush shit. I want to see that pitcher filled with shit...and a nice amount; with toilet paper. Or the hot dogs again...and more...there is just something kind of entertaining about watching a pitcher full of hot dogs get flushed down an average-looking toilet. A little surreal.

Thanks for spoiling it all in advance by naming what flushes best in your video comment.
Your such a good blogger!

I'm sure there's a kid in Africa who would love to be that toilet.

this toilet SUCKS(!)