Quattro Technology Toilet Flushes Anything

Sure the St Thomas Creations Toilet with Quattro Flushing technology can flush 2.5 lbs of baby carrots, 4 whole plastic chess sets, 3 lbs of large gummi bears, 18 large hot dogs, 78 plastic letter and number refrigerator magnets, 3.5 lbs of grapes, 20 golf balls and 3.5 lbs of dog food, but what about a turd?

The World's Most Flushingest Toilet [presurfer]

Thanks to Romeo, who once flushed an elephant down a toilet and it remembers.

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