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Puff Puff Pass: USB Smokeless Cigarettes

March 31, 2009 / better for you, cheap, computers, connectivity, digital smoking, drugs, eh, fire, health risks, pole smoking, puff puff pass, questionable, smoke it, smoking, smoking in the boy's room, sure why not, usb

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Need a nicotine fix but can't leave your cube? No problem! Puff on a Health E-Cigarette from Thanko! Identical to pretty much ever other electronic cigarette out there, the $30 device "uses a heating element to vaporize a nicotine solution to supposedly give you a purer smoking experience", which is just fancy marketing jargon for, "short-circuit and burn your office to the ground". Trust me folks, I hold a Master's in Marketing. And also, Lovemaking. You see this? You see this move I'm doing right now? Senior thesis, baby.

Thanko's USB-powered Health E-Cigarettes sound healthy [engadget]

Thanks to Julian, who once got caught smoking a tampon in the boy's room because some upperclassmen told him it was a cigar.

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There are Comments

  • Wow this looks great. You haven't mentioned a price though. I'd like to get my hands on one of these.

  • I read somewhere that an electronic cigarette exploded in the mouth of a man because of faulty battery, i am sure it won't be same for every brand but this is dangerous and such kind of accident can happen with anyone.

  • Smokeless cigarettes are here to stay, they are the future of smoking in my opinion, i started using them a few months back, my health has improved specially my stamina.

  • The best thing i love about these cigarettes is that a person can select the nicotine level, a heavy smoker can go for highest level and a light smoker can choose the lowest, isn't it amazing.

  • In
    the present time such organizations also offered the service of
    e-cigarette to cater such clients who want to smoking during their
    journey to somewhere.

  • I would suggest every smoker should switch to electronic cigarettes, they are a great alternative to the normal ones, you will surely be happy with the results.

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