Mar 25 2009Controller Soaps: Now With More Detail!
Well folks, I just got back from the doctor and am happy to announce I don't have inoperable thyroid cancer. However, I am unhappy to announce I came out from the anesthesia with my boxers on backwards. Just saying, I thought the thyroid was in my neck. But what do I know, I'm no doctor. Anyway, this is Etsy seller Digitalsoap's latest in peripheral cleaning products. If you can recall the last controller soaps we featured, they were a solid color. These ones have more detail. An XBox lather will set you back 12 credits, and a NES bar 9. Just don't drop it! Because we all know what happens if you drop the soap, don't we? We do -- you dent a corner and then it'll look stupid. Also, another inmate takes camera phone pictures of your iHole. Pfft, I've seen Oz.
Hit the jump for the NES controller.
new video game controller soaps feature added realism and improved graphics [technabob]
Thanks to Josh, who doesn't need to wash because he's totally cool smelling like shit.
Reader Comments
1. CoinOperatedBoi - March 25, 2009 2:38 PM
*wonk*
2. poop on my small shaft - March 25, 2009 2:39 PM
TINA TURNER
Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO
I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice
Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus
3. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 25, 2009 2:39 PM
@35 -
you stole my comment!!! t( '.' t )
4. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 25, 2009 2:40 PM
These are cool. I still never got the point of decorative soaps. Or decorative candles you don't light... That's like having decorative chocolate you don't eat... STOP BUYING CONSUMABLE PRODUCTS AND NOT CONSUMING THEM!
These do look badass though... bah! I'm torn...
5. gizmoduck - March 25, 2009 2:42 PM
DO WANT
starting right meow
6. CoinOperatedBoi - March 25, 2009 2:42 PM
@4
I tried to use a decorative sword one time....needless to say I didn't win.
7. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 25, 2009 2:44 PM
To spendy to use. If they were made from animal products, tested on animals, contained detergents and suger solutions, maybe they would be cheaper and I could use them. Lard, it's what cleans my skin and keeps my skin from touching my muscles.
8. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 25, 2009 2:44 PM
@6 Pepper? Is that you in disguise? They didn't get your copy of Twilight did they?
*Your weapons are NEVER for decorative purposes. Even the ones you decorate with should be battle ready.
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 25, 2009 2:47 PM
Come to think of it, I can buy an NES controler for less than one of those soaps. I call BULLSHIT!
10. CoinOperatedBoi - March 25, 2009 2:48 PM
@8
Couldn't help it, it started vibrating out of control and right out of my hands.
11. Angel Mass - March 25, 2009 2:56 PM
It was about time!
12. dar - March 25, 2009 2:58 PM
mmmmm looks like hershey's white chocolate cookies and cream candy bars. mmmmmmm.
13. Gando - March 25, 2009 3:06 PM
Caution! Slippery when it's wet! Where did i heard this before!?
14. Rhialto - March 25, 2009 3:08 PM
Hmmm,it looks almost candy to me!
15. naas - March 25, 2009 3:09 PM
Congrats on the no cancer deal GW, and I've heard that when you wake up with your boxers on backwards after surgery it's means people will address you as mrs. from now on
16. Sauron - March 25, 2009 3:10 PM
Ah! Finally a red button i can push as much as i want! Yum!
17. Mr. Man - March 25, 2009 3:14 PM
I'd mash it!
18. Venoux - March 25, 2009 3:15 PM
Now my entire day can revolve around how pathetic I am! I thought I was safe from being a complete "jerk off" in the shower... Oh well. I never was that safe to began with... My inmates are a bit.... touchy as well.
19. Pew³ - March 25, 2009 3:23 PM
@5. Excuse me, are you saying meow?
20. naas - March 25, 2009 3:24 PM
heeeeeey!! Finally we don't have to see douchemo flash finger boy anymore.... ahh dammit wait he moved to 6 nevermind, Fück
21. Pew³ - March 25, 2009 3:27 PM
Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfüćķėŕ.
22. feckless - March 25, 2009 3:29 PM
Mr. Geekologie,
Is that the soap you're taking to Vancover? Because I don't think Pattinson likes video games. I heard he likes floral arranging. The dollar store has some nice rose shaped soaps -
Your cousin,
Feckless
23. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 25, 2009 3:35 PM
Listen meow, this is serious meow....
MEOW
24. Ryan - March 25, 2009 3:38 PM
Ahem....
ABSOLUT WASTE OF MONATARY CREDIT VALU.
25. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 25, 2009 4:00 PM
@23
Stop it! I'm sooooooooooooooo hungry!
26. I Hate Fakers - March 25, 2009 4:46 PM
I bet that if they do a soap with the form of a Wiimote.... there will be more than one n00b that will take advantage of that....
OMG.... disgusting
27. Pew³ - March 25, 2009 5:59 PM
@25. I forgot. Alf was into eating cats, right?
28. Mr.Checkers - March 25, 2009 8:01 PM
moo
29. Pat - March 26, 2009 8:47 AM
"Do you know what they make you do in prison? Toss the salad!"
30. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 26, 2009 9:33 AM
@27
And everything else. Say, you wouldn't happen to have a candy bar, would you?
31. Mike Robbins - March 26, 2009 11:19 AM
Very Nice