Mar 16 2009They're After Our Skinny Coke Whores!: Japanese Unveil Robotic Fashion Model
Developed by Japan's National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology (JAJINAS), HRP-4C is a robot designed to walk, talk, and work a catwalk like the sexy little vixen harbinger of death that she is.
Standing at just over 5-feet tall and 95-pounds....the she-bot features 30 motors spread throughout its body with an additional eight motors in its face for expressing general boredom and disgust with the help. Its main purpose is entertainment and to attract crowds much like its fleshy counterparts -- so don't expect home cooked meals and laundry service should you take the $200,000 robot home.
As is evident from the photo, that guy is a demented pervert. IT'S A ROBOT, BRO -- HER ASS IS METAL. Some people, I swear. So anyway, like I was saying: I hid in a bathroom stall at the Museum of Natural History this weekend until it closed and then had my way in the Hall of Dinosaurs. Best weekend EVER.
Hit the jump for another picture and a video proving why this is the worst model ever.
HRP-4C Humanoid Robot Spells End for Catwalk Models [tfts]
and
Japan's HRP-4C 'fashion model robot' unveiled, already harassed [engadget]
Thanks to Julian, who once got kicked out of the mall for fondling a mannequin in the window of Victoria's Secret.
Reader Comments
1. Skinny Crack Whore - March 16, 2009 10:25 AM
First!
HEY!
2. Pat - March 16, 2009 10:29 AM
Well at least we know where the robot apocalypse will begin: Japan. Then we'll have to cordon off the whole island to save the rest of humanity.
3. Spith - March 16, 2009 10:42 AM
I think it must've been out drinking with the other models last night. It's got a bit of a wobble on.
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 16, 2009 10:57 AM
Where's my sex bot?
5. catch22 - March 16, 2009 10:58 AM
because the size 0 store mannequins werent damaging enough to the regular girls self esteem
6. Ollie Williams - March 16, 2009 11:07 AM
@5
Don't be mad at society's preference because you're a fatty.
7. Daisy - March 16, 2009 11:30 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max told all his co-workers that he was rooming with 3 women, leaving out that it was his grandmother and her friends. Later when he forgot his lunch they showed up at his office and all the guys thought he was sleeping with 3 old ladies.
8. Moose Knuckle - March 16, 2009 11:44 AM
Those are some angry clodhoppers she's sporting, and those man-hands wtf?!?!?!
9. naas - March 16, 2009 11:47 AM
Obviously an early model, because the boobs are too small & the mouth isn't O shaped like my inflatables lying all over the place
10. Anonymous - March 16, 2009 12:10 PM
Need lifelike texture.
11. JOe - March 16, 2009 12:15 PM
whats with this robot trend lately?......there feeding us, Watching our children,
WTF? lol its creepy really,
12. softlicious - March 16, 2009 12:46 PM
FAIL!
This attempt at making a better woman fails! I could spot that this wasn't the real thing almost immediatelly. It doesn't move naturally and it doesn't look that sexy. $200,000? WTF? You can get a better woman for that money.
This is like in that movie Never Back Down where Max was doing time for a job he made for his thug for some rocks one day. In prison Max was taking a shower when he accidentally dropped the soap (*you know what's comming*). Max Bent Down to get the soap, but behind him Baja came, he's called Baja because of what he does to you. Max got pain in his bunghole and he screamed: Baja, I'm not your bitch! That day Max learned the leasson to never Bend I mean Back Down, not even for soap!
I'm doing a poll, if you want more Daisies, just say "yes" in your comments. I think my version of NBD is pretty funny.
13. todders - March 16, 2009 1:08 PM
There's only one man to take on the job of battling these robots: BILLY RAY CYRUS, YOU SUMUMUMBITCH!
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/155
14. CoinOperatedBoi - March 16, 2009 1:19 PM
You say metal a$$ like it's a bad thing....
15. Milkman - March 16, 2009 1:36 PM
Just how lonely and sexless are Japanese men to need to create all these fake women robots? It's unhealthy, like porn, love dolls, and animal sex. Anything which gives gratification without the "hassle of getting to know a live person" is disturbing.
Japanese women: Give it up! Even the ass. Your men are turning into nerdboy pansies.
16. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 16, 2009 3:12 PM
@2 - Was there any question about where it would start? Really?
17. jk - March 16, 2009 4:29 PM
why do they focus on making robots lifelike..a runway model..seriously..there are tons of people that would love that job..why not make robots that clean up the dogshit in my yard or wipe old peoples asses for them ..you know jobs people don't want to do
18. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 16, 2009 6:31 PM
@15: Seriously, you are like 40 years too late for that message...
19. bendizle - March 16, 2009 7:00 PM
do i hear chobits!??!?!??!?!??!!??!?
20. Milkman - March 16, 2009 7:42 PM
Is that second picture her indicating how big of an American penis she likes? American have big penis. I can do nothing, I have small penis! Now buy Chinpokomon
21. uhhhh...jenny... - March 16, 2009 7:44 PM
man hands...
22. Ocelot - March 17, 2009 12:34 AM
It's really creepy the way it shambles towards the camera at the end. Imagine that thing walking up to you! Forget sexy, I would think hostile! Quick, grab the nearest weapon and smash its robotic brain into wires and circuits!
23. aartax - March 17, 2009 7:47 AM
Rubber face + rubber hands + metal vagina = FAIL
24. Panda Slayer - March 17, 2009 3:46 PM
JAJINAS sounds like VAGINAS
25. 8-bit - March 17, 2009 6:25 PM
someone else has to have spotted the similarity between this and PN03 video game?
26. Mysticdruidbob - April 3, 2009 2:19 AM
i would do it! lol i once fondled a mannequin at vic secrets, and finished. Everyone was watching
27. BBR - May 26, 2009 2:18 PM
Still quite rigid and stuttering.
I patiently await the day which will soon come, that the japanese make something humanoid that actually walks smooth.
28. pris[purwokero rider clu] - September 2, 2009 12:50 PM
ah aneh,manggo bahasa jawa dong,ha,hahahahahahhahhaha
29. JLo - October 9, 2009 4:31 AM
First....doh!
30. JJM890 - October 14, 2009 12:45 AM
Reminds me a little of that Cherry 2000 film. Except the robot was hot in that one (not real). It is stupid though to pay that much money for a bot. For less you could have a different girl every week doing all kinds of nasty things with you. ;P
31. bob - October 15, 2009 11:18 AM
That's awesome! soon , sexbots ! :)