Mar 18 2009Percent Of Student Virgins Per College Major

As you can see, majoring in Mathematics or Chemistry pretty much guarantees you a sexless college experience. Good for you, hopefully you took a purity pledge or something. Now, if you'll excuse me, "CALLING ALL FEMALE STUDIO ART MAJORS, PARTY AT MY HOUSE -- BRING FINGERPAINT."
Virginity rates among students by major [forwardon]
Thanks to Julian (a poli-sci major) and Romeo, who majored in Juliet. HIYO!
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Reader Comments
1. Que - March 18, 2009 11:00 AM
Que interesting.
2. naas - March 18, 2009 11:02 AM
I'm glad I was an average student, because the sex was great
3. koOPa - March 18, 2009 11:03 AM
Shits weak!!!!
4. catch22 - March 18, 2009 11:04 AM
for once a being the minority is a good thing
5. A5q - March 18, 2009 11:24 AM
lol!
6. new school old school - March 18, 2009 11:30 AM
i don't trust these numbers - the computer science one makes no sense.
7. Sanjuro - March 18, 2009 11:35 AM
Maybe this will result in Christians rethinking their whole stance on Science and Math being evil.
Or not. ;-)
8. Moose Knuckle - March 18, 2009 11:37 AM
Woot, Studio Art chicks are sluts!!!
9. zandar - March 18, 2009 11:39 AM
Moose Knuckle, I can attest, they are, THEY ARE...
10. Moose Knuckle - March 18, 2009 11:40 AM
It's the neuroscience stat that confuses me, what makes chicks interested in the neuroscience crave cock so much?
11. Timbo - March 18, 2009 11:40 AM
Christians thinks science and math are evil????
That's a new one
12. mike - March 18, 2009 11:47 AM
Well i see why math has the highest persent of vigins
(nerd speaking) hay guys I can spell boobs on my calculater
13. Stirling - March 18, 2009 11:49 AM
I think the numbers are so high because Wellsley is an all girls school. That's a brilliant place to do a survey like this.
14. squeehunter - March 18, 2009 11:49 AM
I'm a CS major and that CANNOT be right.
15. Tory - March 18, 2009 11:49 AM
Where are the communication majors? Hello? Delta delta delta?
16. I'm a Computer - March 18, 2009 12:07 PM
and that, my friends, is why i went to an art college. so i could watch.
17. Angel Mass - March 18, 2009 12:29 PM
Anthropology rules!!
18. Vicki - March 18, 2009 12:32 PM
Hey I was an art chic! I only had one boyfriend in college.
19. Dorkus Malorkus - March 18, 2009 12:34 PM
Theater majors should be right up there with Art. I have never known a Theater major who wasn't a huge slut.
20. This Guy - March 18, 2009 12:50 PM
I don't see anything for Business majors. What's up with that?
21. dan - March 18, 2009 1:11 PM
that's pretty crazy... over 80% of college age people in specific majors being virgins.
@16 i took art, the only problem was half the models were guys.
22. CoinOperatedBoi - March 18, 2009 1:17 PM
Shazam!!!!
23. tangelax - March 18, 2009 1:18 PM
What! But the subjects I've picked are Maths, Biology and Pschology! NOOO!
@12- You think that's impressive? I can virtually comunicate with my calculator alone. Seriously, why aren't I laid yet?
24. CoinOperatedBoi - March 18, 2009 1:22 PM
0% eh? I blame Titanic....cause the girlies dig a guy that's good with his "brush"...or "charcoal"...wait, what would charcoal be? I like where this is going....brb gotta do a charcoal rub.
25. CoinOperatedBoi - March 18, 2009 1:25 PM
@12 & 23
Because ya'll can't spell. Hey if you hit up English at least you'll have a 50/50 chance!
26. ForbesMostWanted - March 18, 2009 1:31 PM
This survey means absolutely nothing. Sure, poll 2,300 people at an all-women college and get results, that's scientific. Nothing to see here.
27. Amaranth - March 18, 2009 1:32 PM
going to art school 7:1 ratio of girls to boys is awesome, that's assuming if you are straight of course, every guy that is straight in an art school ends up being a man whore.
28. CoinOperatedBoi - March 18, 2009 1:41 PM
Seeing how this was taken at Wellesley it should read something more like...
Percent of Student Lesbian Virgins per College Major
29. Arroxane - March 18, 2009 1:49 PM
I refuse to believe that CS majors get it more often than English majors.
30. required - March 18, 2009 1:56 PM
funny, I remember my CS classes having somewhere around 1:50 ratio of girls to guys.
Besides... people can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forfty percent of all people know that.
31. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 18, 2009 2:03 PM
@18
And you fücked him.
32. Amber - March 18, 2009 2:07 PM
Where is Physics!
33. Dinosaur Rex - March 18, 2009 2:15 PM
Good thing i got laid before college, i'm studying math, and we have 1 girl per 200 men, and all those girls are really ugly.
That's why i can't broke up with my girl...mmm....mmm...oh...and I also love her o_o
34. finfan - March 18, 2009 2:36 PM
Number 30...
I had to keep reading your comment because it didn't seem right to me...
Then I saw the word forfty...
So... I'm not insane?
35. Milkman - March 18, 2009 3:02 PM
i dont belive any major can have 80% virgins, and the comp sci one has to be wrong
36. April - March 18, 2009 3:21 PM
hey~~! I'm a studio art major and I go to parties all the time..oh....wait..
37. Dan - March 18, 2009 3:37 PM
I took studio art (H)
38. blackheart - March 18, 2009 3:59 PM
Glad I chose Studio Arts.
39. peanuts - March 18, 2009 4:23 PM
I am amused that 60% of Computer Science students think that looking at terabytes of net porn counts as having 'lost their virginity' :D
40. Professor Funk - March 18, 2009 4:27 PM
It's my experience that most engineers/scientists/mathematicians would choose sleep over sex any day of the week.
41. Dr. zaius - March 18, 2009 4:36 PM
Damn... Engineering majors must be off the chart... I'm talking about >125% virgins (just thinking about being an engineer can keep you a virgin). I've seen them with my own eyes. Yes, I do have a mirror. Yes I am an engineer. Yes, I speak from experience. Yes, I... hey, f*ck you!
...please, can I?
42. Eddy - March 18, 2009 5:41 PM
Ahaha. I don't know how true this was.
But I'm a studio art major and speaking for myself, it seems correct. D:
43. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 18, 2009 5:58 PM
I'm asking the same as #20...What about Business Majors? My BMGT 110 class had like 8 chicks in it out of 13...I know they were all getting some...
44. AJ - March 18, 2009 6:52 PM
lol, I can't argue much with that logic. I'm currently in Studio Art at NSCAD finishing up my BFA in interdisciplinary...I like to dabble in just about everything. And I mean everything. *wink wink*
45. sixstringsamurai - March 18, 2009 7:13 PM
i think we all have to look at it from the perspective that the survey was done is wellesley college, which is an all girls school, and the whole comp sci thing might not necessarily mean the chick's a total nerd, like they would be in mathematics. but that's all just speculation on my part.
46. jill - March 18, 2009 7:21 PM
im a studio art major. i know many virgins within my major. and also some who engage in mass orgies in the darkroom.
47. foraz - March 18, 2009 7:47 PM
As has been pointed out, comp-sci is way too low... these numbers are bogus. Unless it's a tiny department and they had sex with each other.
Normalize your statistics, I want to see some error bars!
48. foraz - March 18, 2009 7:48 PM
Ohhhhhh it's at wellesley.
Pshhh this means nothing then, and was probably a phony graph marketing project anyway.
49. Daisy - March 18, 2009 7:53 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauise the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to save the earth from aliens. In the process they rescue a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they blow up 12 cable cars and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.
50. Ktar - March 18, 2009 8:05 PM
Seriously?!?! 0% Studio art majors are virgins??? I would like to see more data from other schools on this subject.
Im a studio art major and I have friends who are art majors and are virgins... but I guess there are not a lot of them that still are.... still it would be more like 1% than 0% lol
Plus Dorkus is right.. theater majors are sluts too... lol
51. Mia - March 18, 2009 9:13 PM
Computer Science ftw!... okay it's a bit shocking. Most guys in my classes are icky.
52. natashajade - March 18, 2009 9:24 PM
jesus, i'm studying art history.
my boyfriend's in studio art.
.....damn *googles chastity belts*
53. Evan - March 18, 2009 9:45 PM
how to spell boobs on my calculator?
54. genghis_khunt - March 18, 2009 9:59 PM
I'm a studio arts major... and apparently a total whore?
Word to the wise 75% of art scool ladies are either queer or pretending to be as a means to piss of their parents. So I wouldn't jump to enroll just yet geekologie guys....
55. rachel - March 18, 2009 11:40 PM
i laughed so hard... mainly because i'm a studio art major... and not a virgin, but that doesn't make me a slut.
56. AnthropologistsDoItLikeMonkeys - March 19, 2009 1:13 AM
Hell, yeah, let's hear it for Anthro majors baby!
57. Rimmy - March 19, 2009 1:32 AM
Whoooa, okay. I go to an art college and I can honestly tell you that there isn't enough time for sex. EVER. Though there are those of us who are gifted enough to be able to ink a full-page comic and bang someone at the same time....present company, sadly, excluded.
58. Starly - March 19, 2009 3:44 AM
One of my friends studies maths, chemistry, biology and english. He is also the biggist flirt in sixth form and a total man whore. Plus he is Hot.
59. ShitBitch Carl - March 19, 2009 10:08 AM
@44
Rock over London Rock on Halifax! I'm Chemistry at Dal... put in a good word the ladies yer way?
60. Christina - March 19, 2009 10:28 AM
The Anthropology thing is dead on. There was always that first row of nerds thinking they were going to make Major Breakthroughs! some day and annoying the professor with obtuse questions - while everyone else was deciding on what bar to go to.
61. Alessa - March 19, 2009 11:21 AM
This is a(n outdated) chart graphing out virgins by major at Wellesley College – it's an all-women's college, everyone! Our straight CS majors get laid on the regz because MIT (neighboring school) can't believe that for once CS major women have the potensh for hotness. And our non-straight CS majors, well, they're in the right place anyway. I think it's a little negligent not to mention the source of this graph...
62. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 19, 2009 11:41 AM
@61
Details, details. Shut the fück up and make me a sandwich, bitch!
63. Ktar - March 20, 2009 4:47 PM
@57
yeah.. in a way you are totally right... which is exactly why this kinda stuff happens in the darkroom all of the time.. lol gotta work and play at the same time in order to get some! ;)
64. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 21, 2009 11:25 AM
Psychology majors 70% virgins? I don't buy that crap. Not even in an all girls school. When I was in that major (1999-2001 era) oh... wait... my view is skewed due to a few classes in human sexuality and deviance. Nevermind.
65. Kady - March 22, 2009 12:59 AM
Whatever, I'm a bio major and I've gotten plenty of hot lovin'.
66. cal - March 24, 2009 10:50 AM
So where do the nursing majors fall into all this. I'm going to take a conservative estimate and place them around 57% virgins 43% not. It's a stressful major. You gotta take the edge off somehow...
67. chocomeelquik - May 18, 2009 6:28 PM
they didn't mention no engineering majors?!?... oh wait its an all girls school... then that makes sense then LOL!
girls, you know I'm kidding... you know I love you:)
68. Amanda - August 31, 2009 5:43 AM
you'd think that computer science would be higher on the list for the bad rap it gets for being the nerdiest major ever.
69. Gamer - September 21, 2009 10:02 AM
Hell ya!
See all of you making fun of the CompSci majors are forgetting the wisdom from revenge of the nerds... That jocks think about nothing but sports, while nerds think about nothing but sex! Put that on your fork and eat it.
70. Johnny - December 16, 2009 4:36 PM
Omfg. I'm must literally be the lamest studio art major alive.
71. Ptitz - December 17, 2009 2:37 PM
Id expect more lovin in Psychology department.
72. laptop battery sell - January 4, 2010 2:31 AM
It's a good idea .Thank you.