As you can see, majoring in Mathematics or Chemistry pretty much guarantees you a sexless college experience. Good for you, hopefully you took a purity pledge or something. Now, if you'll excuse me, "CALLING ALL FEMALE STUDIO ART MAJORS, PARTY AT MY HOUSE -- BRING FINGERPAINT."
Virginity rates among students by major [forwardon]
Thanks to Julian (a poli-sci major) and Romeo, who majored in Juliet. HIYO!