Mar 30 2009Pac-Man Zero Gravity: Not Really That Fun
Haha, but that didn't stop me from playing all the way to level 3! Well, if there is a level 3. They kind of all looked the same. Messy.
Once the gameplay kicks in, gravity switches off, and Inky, Blinky, Pinky, Clyde, the power pills and dots all get to floating around the darkness of space.
You won't be able to get through this game by memorizing patterns while playing this version. Your only hope is to gobble up a power pill, which turns on gravity for a few seconds, sucking every object in the direction of the red gravity arrow - but the ghosts never turn blue for you to chomp on.
You can download the game HERE if you really want. I found that a good technique is to push a piece of wall around in front so the ghosts can't get to you. But The Superficial Writer pointed out an even better technique: "stop playing that shit, you idiot".
if pac-man obeyed the laws of physics [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. naas - March 30, 2009 1:12 PM
pacmadness, awesome!!
2. Hunter - March 30, 2009 1:13 PM
AWWWWW YEAUHHHHHHH
3. Spikey DaPikey - March 30, 2009 1:16 PM
LOL, funny !!
4. CoinOperatedBoi - March 30, 2009 1:22 PM
Ha and I can play it at work....waka waka waka....
5. m arijuana bob and the f ucked up schematics - March 30, 2009 1:23 PM
i'm stealing first!
6. softlicious - March 30, 2009 1:25 PM
Oh no! Not Pac Man, doesn't that ever get old!
7. naas - March 30, 2009 1:25 PM
@5 tardy firstardy has a nice ring to it
8. Billy D Williams - March 30, 2009 1:29 PM
I heard if you play this game too long you get Mobious Syndrome
9. Deadpan - March 30, 2009 1:34 PM
The screenshot alone just made my day.
10. softlicious - March 30, 2009 1:36 PM
Turning of gravity, that's smart! Why didn't NASA think about that? Launching the Space Shuttle would become a lot cheaper. I know why, that would've made too much sense. Turning gravity off in real life isn't possible I hear you object, wrong! Me and a couple of dudes use to turn of gravity quite often, do you remember those mushrooms GW mentioned, if you smoke enough of them gravity will be turned of for a few hours. It shouldn't be illegal, if it can turn of gravity then it deserves to be studied by NASA, actually NASA should give me some money and then I'll investigate "Gravity Negating Substances" for them. Just give me 10 million dollars and a few years to do some "science".
11. James - March 30, 2009 1:47 PM
It's kind of retarded that you link the word "playing" to your previous post about a helmet. I understand the need to tag and point out your previous Pac-Man posts, but if I want to play the game, I click the linked word "playing" and don't expect to reread your admittedly fun but old post. Just saying.
12. WHO DEY - March 30, 2009 2:02 PM
Naas Good show FIRST !!!!
13. NastyBedazzler - March 30, 2009 2:15 PM
Damn. I downloaded that I couldn't even beat the first level.
14. thequietfly - March 30, 2009 2:18 PM
doesn't work for macs:(
15. Angel Mass - March 30, 2009 2:52 PM
I agree with the Superficial writer on this one
16. Dan - March 30, 2009 4:03 PM
I shall play this drunk to amuse myself most (H)
17. oyemeng - March 30, 2009 4:10 PM
@10 softilicious, shut up. Oh, and by the way, you mispelled OFF a number of times.
Interesting game.
18. winters - March 30, 2009 4:11 PM
yeah that's fun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conficker
19. Darth - March 30, 2009 5:06 PM
Boo!
20. Rhialto - March 30, 2009 5:10 PM
I haven't seen this variant of Pac-Man yet! It's almost there for three decades now!
21. Galtacticus - March 30, 2009 5:12 PM
Any Pong variant available!?
22. Dale - March 30, 2009 5:44 PM
My antivirus go an erection over this!
23. Dale - March 30, 2009 5:44 PM
My antivirus got an erection over this!
24. Watch - March 30, 2009 6:28 PM
ITS A TOTAL CLUSTERFCUK!!! YES I LIKE IT!!! TOTAL ROFLHOTELICOPTERZ ON THIS!!!
25. Daisy - March 30, 2009 6:35 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max found that gravity became variable. Some days it was so stron you couldn't get out of bed, and other days it was so weak you could climdb to the top of the empire state building with a stack of manhole covers, and thrown them to new jersey like they were frisbees.
26. BAM - March 31, 2009 12:10 AM
Its entertaining enough to play for hours......and by that point I got pretty good. I need a job............
27. chaz - March 31, 2009 2:14 AM
daisy just stop it now for everyones sake
28. blanket - March 31, 2009 3:33 PM
BEST THINE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
29. DaWkInS - June 28, 2010 7:15 AM
omg that is so KOOL
pac man is always the best
30. jonathan - November 21, 2010 9:52 PM
the game rocks like zero hell pacman is so fun that i can,t not beleve it sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
31. jonathan - November 21, 2010 9:54 PM
me and adrianna like so asome and we are rich