Mar 31 2009Ooh, Pouchy: Carry Your Kid Like A Kangaroo
You know, or an alien bursting out of your chest. The Peekaru is an $80 vest that makes you look and feel like a wallaby. BOING BOING BOING! Look at you -- you're Tigger! Well, if Tigger were a kangaroo and didn't hang out with that Debby Downer Eeyore all the time (seriously, kill yourself already). But note: The Peekaru doesn't actually hold your kid, you have to have a baby carrier on, it just keeps them warm and makes it look like they're a joey.
Let a Peekaru Original simplify the process of getting out of the door. Wear your Peekaru over any baby carrier and you're ready for cooler weather. Add a coat and you're ready for winter. Whether it's a crisp fall evening walk, a winter carnival, or a springtime parade, the Peekaru will keep your baby toasty warm without the clutter.
Say, you know what else keeps babies warm without the clutter? Coats. Yeah, and that way they don't have to be strapped to your teat the whole time either. Just saying, sometimes daddy needs a suckle too.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots.
Product Site
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Peekaru is a Baby Snuggie [gizmodo]
Thanks to Andrew, who only carries children the way nature intended, in his teeth.
Reader Comments
1. Oodles of Coodles - March 31, 2009 9:07 AM
First!
2. yes - March 31, 2009 10:11 AM
i want one badly!
3. kangaroo you - March 31, 2009 10:12 AM
i agree, Eeyore should dive off a cliff.
4. Ross - March 31, 2009 10:13 AM
Quato out of Total Recall?
5. Batman - March 31, 2009 10:15 AM
Does this seem like some weird form of torture? Next line will be in black leather, make sure to save your money up.
6. Jocelyn - March 31, 2009 10:18 AM
It's like Aliens...only cuter? Still just as drooly though.
7. jj - March 31, 2009 10:19 AM
#4 you took the words from my mouth. i'm actually surprised GW didn't think of it earlier...
maybe we are losing him? maybe... he's losing it?
8. Meh - March 31, 2009 10:27 AM
Quuuuuuaaaaaaadd.... Start the reactor.....
9. Rhialto - March 31, 2009 10:31 AM
Omen!?
10. Gando - March 31, 2009 10:33 AM
How about running a marathon with this!?
11. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 31, 2009 10:34 AM
Why aren't there twin-versions!??
12. firstsecondthirdfourthfifth - March 31, 2009 10:38 AM
Wow, a site that doest ban for first comments? This must be the last one on the net
13. Darth - March 31, 2009 10:43 AM
Do we finally see Katie holmes laughing!?
14. GROAARH! - March 31, 2009 10:52 AM
Isn't there any lion-version!?
15. SiGee - March 31, 2009 10:55 AM
First picture is effin creepy.
Looks like an alien busting through her chest.
16. naas - March 31, 2009 10:56 AM
creepy, and I agree it does look like a cuter kuato http://www.latexmaskcentral.com/images/Archives/Kuato_3100thumb.jpg
17. naas - March 31, 2009 10:58 AM
@12 Hopefully it won't stay that way for long, there's firstards coming in here from all over the place
18. DanDan - March 31, 2009 11:06 AM
because the just can't get enough of the 9 months pregnant feeling
19. I'm a Computer - March 31, 2009 11:13 AM
put baby in upside down so butts are stick out. and wait for poops.
20. I'm a Computer - March 31, 2009 11:15 AM
also, is that first picture of harry potter? all grown up and finally full blown lesbian?? id hit it.
21. Dan - March 31, 2009 11:16 AM
That shits creepy
22. hollywood_hillbilly - March 31, 2009 11:27 AM
You know what else keeps babies warm?
An oven.
23. j corns - March 31, 2009 11:43 AM
I think I heard that baby saying "Quaid, Quaid" It does get cold on Mars....
24. Pat - March 31, 2009 11:47 AM
Why is it that just one picture makes the woman look like Kane from "Alien"?
25. Lucy Stroh - March 31, 2009 12:34 PM
I want... a baby so badly.
26. Lucy Stroh - March 31, 2009 12:35 PM
@22
You're sick
27. weaselspeed - March 31, 2009 12:37 PM
what happens when it poops? LEAKAGE!!!! AUUUGH!!!!!!!
28. Watch - March 31, 2009 12:42 PM
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!
ROFLHOTELICOPTERZ!!!!
29. KWolfe - March 31, 2009 1:26 PM
I'm having a full-on Kuato flashback with that first photo - http://www.killkuato.com/kuato4.jpg
30. Daniel - March 31, 2009 1:27 PM
Quaid... start the reactor.
31. Ashy - March 31, 2009 1:33 PM
what...the...hell.
@25 you can has mine, i think it's in a dumpster down main.
32. ech0z - March 31, 2009 1:57 PM
the first picture is frekin creepy,like that baby is ready to rip out and eat ur brains...look how it stares at the camera........itsLOOOOOOKIN at me....
and btw, this poduct is crap. just get a really large jacket 2 do the same thing
33. Daisy - March 31, 2009 2:03 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can trell because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck Down where Max had to go to Mars and talk to quatro.
34. dan - March 31, 2009 2:05 PM
i was going to make a comment about this reminding me of total recall, but it's already been done
35. neptune - March 31, 2009 2:30 PM
I want one so I can carry my cat in it!
36. Gubba - March 31, 2009 2:33 PM
Great just what women need. Something to take the baby off their hands so they can cook and clean for me. I like it. However I am very upset at the fact that my wifes chest smells like baby SH*T. They forgot to sew a vent on that thing!
37. ghaden - March 31, 2009 2:54 PM
that thing looks like a tumor.
38. catch22 - March 31, 2009 2:55 PM
is it odd that the hidden twin from total recall was the first place my mind went when seeing this?
39. SoopahMan - March 31, 2009 3:36 PM
More like:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/19/99478017_2485688980_o.jpg
Awwww little baby chest-burster
40. Milkman - March 31, 2009 3:51 PM
All hot chicks with kids should be required to wear this so you don't waste your time with them, only to find out later they have a kid.
41. That Guy - March 31, 2009 4:01 PM
Qwatto LIIIIVES!!!!
42. Elmo - March 31, 2009 4:35 PM
"I'm not a baby I'm a tumor"
43. Leonidas (aka Peekaru) - March 31, 2009 5:43 PM
Gotta catch 'em all... I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Master & Blaster.
44. JJtoob - March 31, 2009 6:10 PM
I want one for my gf, and I'll hop in, so no matter what she is doing, my face will be buried between her breasts.
45. Jilliterate - March 31, 2009 6:24 PM
Godamn, that thing looks like Tiny Attorney from the Venture Bros.
46. Delgo - March 31, 2009 8:27 PM
The Ouchy Pouchy.
47. Delgo cont'd - March 31, 2009 8:28 PM
Why's that lady touching it in the third pic, defeats the whole purpose
48. Commoner - March 31, 2009 9:11 PM
Second picture from the top.
Why does that child on the left look like he's wearing a tupe?
49. Paul - March 31, 2009 9:44 PM
How are they going to sell me one of those without using a MILF?
50. hot_lonely_teenage_girl - April 1, 2009 5:35 PM
I buy babies, and post them on Poop Waffle! Hit me with an IM if you're sick of your.