Mar 17 2009Oh Grow Up: Flat Worms Fencing....Sexually
I know, I know, I should grow up. I just can't help myself. At least not when there's penis fencing involved. Superficial Writer, en garde!
Thanks to LeftRIGHTleft, a college champion in Tit Kwon Do.
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Reader Comments
1. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 17, 2009 2:25 PM
GW loves the cock!
2. poop on my small shaft - March 17, 2009 2:28 PM
First
3. poop on my small shaft - March 17, 2009 2:29 PM
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
4. naas - March 17, 2009 2:31 PM
fail
5. finfan - March 17, 2009 2:37 PM
Omg gouge my eyes out and beat them with your penis, I'm Blind!!!
6. weaselspeed - March 17, 2009 2:43 PM
WOW i just cracked up at " it is known as penis fencing, and the worms are the swordsmen"
7. Pew³ - March 17, 2009 2:47 PM
So many wonderful quotes in that piece to choose from...
A bout of this violent sex can last up to an hour. (or as little as two minutes)
8. Apostasy - March 17, 2009 2:54 PM
I'm listening to Windowlicker by Aphex Twin right now and that sex seems WAY more serious than it should.
9. Davo - March 17, 2009 3:01 PM
I wonder how in the world the narrator didn't bust out laughing in the middle of this.
10. Moose Knuckle - March 17, 2009 3:02 PM
The wonders of nature...
11. Pew³ - March 17, 2009 3:03 PM
@9 multiple takes.
12. SmokingGirl - March 17, 2009 3:08 PM
Hahaha...dude! The money shot was the best part.
13. Pat - March 17, 2009 3:41 PM
@6 oh man, awesome. We're so juvenile.
14. phoring - March 17, 2009 3:52 PM
This brings back memories of high school educational video days.
15. Rik - March 17, 2009 4:05 PM
I like how the lady was like...
OH OH OH YEAH IT'S HAPPENING!
16. JJtoob - March 17, 2009 4:11 PM
That's sick, in both ways.
17. leftRIGHTLeft - March 17, 2009 4:38 PM
I heard penis jousting and all I could think of was- this has geekologie written ALL over it..
18. Cade - March 17, 2009 4:46 PM
1.800.656.HOPE - There's to you, young, unwanted mother. You can get the help you need.
19. Darth - March 17, 2009 5:36 PM
And i started to think that ass slapping and hair pulling are bad!
20. Lowlands - March 17, 2009 5:37 PM
So,i understood that both are male and female?
21. feckless - March 17, 2009 6:02 PM
This looked more like a violent attempt at rape on both of their parts.and more parts. Do they also have two holes to put their two penises in?
Which one of those researchers has to administer the rape kit? (Pity the bastard) and, is this my tax dollars at work?
22. PENISFENCING - March 17, 2009 6:33 PM
WOOT WOOT FOR PENIS FENCING!
23. bendizle - March 17, 2009 8:52 PM
kinda makes you glad you arnt a flat worm.....
24. bottledspearkercup - March 17, 2009 9:35 PM
he just made that shit his bitch
25. Mary - March 17, 2009 10:31 PM
i think bonobos are WAY better at penis fencing...
26. Ni Hao, Bitch - March 17, 2009 10:32 PM
The jizz in my pants is rad to the power of sick.
27. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 17, 2009 10:53 PM
"The loser is left with gaping holes"...I think I've seen that one...
28. Graf Zeppelin - March 18, 2009 4:19 AM
Pewpew!
29. milk - March 18, 2009 5:20 AM
isn't that just the best worms can do at gay sex?
30. Daisy (TRO) - March 18, 2009 6:54 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max's dad was in the hospital after being attacked by bad guys. Max went to visit him nd realized the bad guys got rid of the protection detail so they could come and finish the job. Max moved his Dad to a different room, and then stood guard with another guy, until Bill Kilgore could show up with more guards.
31. Pepper - March 18, 2009 9:46 AM
Penis fencing. That's just fun to say.
32. Francisco - March 18, 2009 11:03 AM
Swordfight!
33. StJoseph - March 18, 2009 5:25 PM
heh
34. mbjhstudent - March 19, 2009 3:33 PM
hahahaha funny story
in my biology class we had to watch this movie (and take notes)!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
thank you sooo much for posting this, this is freakin riduculous
hahahaha
im glad someone elese knows about this
35. mbjhstudent - March 19, 2009 7:53 PM
o and its not fake