Mar 4 2009Now You're Cooking!: Wii Breakfast
This is video of a fake video game called Wii Breakfast. It's similar to Cooking Mama, except fake and with way more peripherals. And speaking of breakfast....
OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU BOOZEHOUNDS DRANK THE LAST OF MY GIN?
Thanks to Jillian, who is more than welcome to come over and cook breakfast whenever she likes. Just a heads up though, Jillian -- I like my eggs like I like my panyhose: runny.
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Reader Comments
1. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 4, 2009 12:34 PM
shit
piss
fück
cünt
cöcksucker
motherfücker
and tìts
2. Andy - March 4, 2009 12:38 PM
Second bitches
3. asdfad - March 4, 2009 12:38 PM
second -.-
4. naas - March 4, 2009 12:41 PM
The time some people find to waste... Don't they know commenting on geekologie is waay more productive?
5. Davo - March 4, 2009 12:44 PM
I laughed. not out loud though. That's ghey.
6. Pew³ - March 4, 2009 12:59 PM
FAIL³
7. Elwood Moose - March 4, 2009 1:01 PM
Hungry.
I can't believe that guy only got 24%. I would have beaten that suckkah!!
I would have also drank straight from the milk carton too. (BONUS!!)
8. Nick - March 4, 2009 1:31 PM
Woot top ten fck my ass woot what now daisy!!!!
9. Boost - March 4, 2009 1:37 PM
God I'm tired of smoking weed.
10. captainfabulous - March 4, 2009 1:45 PM
graphics are too good to be a wii game
11. phoring - March 4, 2009 1:57 PM
LAME and full of fake!!! Shadows are all wrong.
It's exactly like the time Max became lame.
12. Pat - March 4, 2009 2:40 PM
This is a great video. Really gets to the existential element of Wii gaming. One may even posit that the increasing number of Wii peripherals, relative to the number of games released each year and divided by the variable "x" (where x = the number of games rated E 10+) ...
Ah screw it. Hilarious!
13. Davo - March 4, 2009 3:00 PM
Is there a wii sex game yet?
14. Gregondry Shavenport - March 4, 2009 3:03 PM
Elow might?
Top oof the mornin' gov'na!
15. naas - March 4, 2009 3:59 PM
@9 If you had better weed you wouldn't be saying that
16. bottledspearkercup - March 4, 2009 7:40 PM
we break face!
17. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 4, 2009 9:27 PM
This video pretty much sums up my opinion on that piece of shit system. I can die contently now.
18. Daisy (TRO) - March 4, 2009 11:07 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got his income taxes audited, and wore a tokyoflash watch. When the auditor saw it he took it as proof that Max made more money than claimed on the 1040.
19. jillian - March 5, 2009 12:33 AM
hahahaa i sent him that!
20. Jrdn - March 5, 2009 1:12 AM
yeah how could you be tired of weed.
21. opra - May 5, 2009 4:34 AM
If this game is similar to the cooking mama ( http://rapid4me.com/?q=cooking+mama ), I am sure to give it a try ;)
22. Nina Lee - September 6, 2009 7:03 AM
I try to play this game. Such games can be downloaded from the site http://www.queentorrent.com