Mar 20 2009Now Now, Play Nice: Aliens Vs. Predator Ads

YES YES YES I WANT

...until seeing the tetherball picture, nevermind. Too ghey

do want... in my office right over my itchy & scratchy and the multiplexer testors

do want

3rd picture, missing caption "heeEEEeeeEEeeyyy"

AWESOME...But i agree,the last one is pretty gayish!!

seeing an alien "frolicking" makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

Thanks for the reference to my comment in another topic GW. Me love you long time.

PS- I'd call the last picture gay, but the alien is a female in the movies, so.. it's slightly less homosexual.

TINA TURNER

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice

Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus

..yeah but still

I like them all. Well done!

I'd totally buy a print copy of them playing pool. I'd hang it in my library, which smells of rich mahogany.

Alien pwns hands down.

If anyone says Predator, I'll stab them in the jaw. You can come and find me later, I'll be the one stabbing jaws.

P.S. The chess picture is the best.

Aww, they're friends!

The enemy of my enemy... is my friend.

Well. That's wonderful !!! Wealthy relationship is very fashionable now, ... ..many of millionaires&celebrities or admirers have found their love on the famous worldwide wealthy dating site ****Richpassion.com*****Come and end the dam lonely life.!!

#9...you're kind of annoying...

I like the pool one

Hmmm.. I went to "Save Picture As..." and my anti-virus said that first pic was loaded with a trojan virus.

I hoped it was a Trojan condom, cause I'm fresh out. I have rough, chafed skin on my palms and I have to wear condoms to prevent bleeding. Don't laugh, it's a serious condition.

That brings me to the first point, be careful or have protection when saving these pics.

Oh no. The celebsingle r-tards are back.

Which site do I have to shut down now by infecting it with multiple virus atttacks? Ah, Richpassion dot com.

I recommend you don't go there. If the site doesn't give you a virus for visiting it now, it will soon.

I will make you go away.

Game over man, game over!

@19

Git 'em Pew³. Kill 'em real good. Kill 'em 'til they're dead!

whites > blacks always

Qiang Du hides his domain registration for the richpassion web site. But he didn't always hide it. There are a ton of these annoying sites all running through the same datingopinions server.

Qiang (or Qiang's helpers). I recommend you take Geekologie off your spamming list or I will destroy you.

Anyone want Qiang's email address, phone number or address?

I'm going to Google Mountain View California and see how far away he is from me. Maybe go knock on his door.

I don't know how I would make it through my workday without Geekologie.
*Alien pws btw*

I'm waiting ALIEN VS. PREDATOR VS. ALF... coming to the big screen in 2011

@25

I'm not a fighter. I'm more of an eater.

@19 yeah thanks if you can do that... I was just about to subscribe too

Predator all the way.

Smarter, better weapons, more awesomer!

What! (covers jaws)

Pew, can you hack this site and erase Daisy, poop and all of the other spammers and ban their IP's?

@28, you should not test my benevolence. You're lucky my ankle is broken...

NICE. Where's the "print lithograph" button on this thing...?

Pew, dude, destroy without warning...do it, do it!

@29. Attacking individuals is a lot tougher than just bombing a whole site. In the computer world I'm more of a gun bunny than a sniper.

Plus, we need someone to complain about. I just think the spammers that cheat GW out of ad space should be punished. Now if they bought ad space, then more power to them.

Qiang Du, if your'e reading this, I highly recommend you buy some ad space here before making any other posts. You've been quiet since my last post about you so I'm holding back. The ball is in your court. I'm just waiting for you to fųćķ up, then I start bombing.

Pew pew pew!

Predator is SEXY!
ive always been into tall steel covered lizards with giant guns!

@32

screw 'em up!!!

BOMBBOMBBOMB

loool the alien looks gay in that last pic :))

Predator owns, stab me in the jaws, I dont care. I dream of someday being a predator....

I work for the company putting these posters up.
I got an AO size poster of each :D

one of the few perks of the job

These must be Alien and Predator kids.Kids don't care much about race or religion.Unless they copy their parents.

Pew we dont need people to complain about. Daisy is annoying as hell and now it seems some other douche is taking its place by posting tina turner lyrics all the time. Either way keep honing your cyber skills until you becom a cyber sniper, I know you can do it! :) Youd be our hero if you got rid of the spam.

Screw the aliens, the refrence to the grape stomping lady almost made me piss my pants! Good work GW!

Stop. oh oh oh ooooooooooooh ohh oooooh oh ooh ooooooooooooooh
ow ow ow ooooooooh stop oh stop ooh ooooooooh oh oh oooooooooh
I can't breathe ohhhh stop uh uh ooooooooooooooh

hello, ive been comin 2 geekologie for almost a year now, and extremely enjoy this site. i have not however not posted any messages, because quite frankly, ive been 2 lazy. but now, i have seen how the online community has sprouted, and i think i should become involved. see plenty of me GW, and the rest of you!
strength and honor
-ech0z

Im in NZ and havent seen these ads!!!

pew u rock do u use cmd or crazy batch stuffies?

REAL!!!!

This is a total and compleat real picture. You can tell its legit because the shadow's are exactly right.

This is just like that scene in the movie Always Back Down where the protagonist Jack was playing chess with his mother at their cozy summer cottage back in 1984. He called checkmate, his mother swore to get revenge, and now Jack must save the world by posting annoying messages over and over again disguised as a 14 year old girl.

Pew, any chance you can open up a battery barrage on Atlanta Grape Lady as well?

the first one is a ripoff of robot chicken

aLp did it first.

http://alienlovespredator.com/

but of course, you knew that.

tsss. the whole avp thing is riuned cuz of this! they shouldn't be nice 2 each other.

Predator will win all

ps:
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!

GAWD DAM IT!!! i already have 4 people at school that do that all the time! i don't need more losses in my free time! >P girrr.

I like the chess game. My friend Lindo and I enjoy playing chess but Linde is not to fond of playing pool with the avvo cue sticks. They have a tendency to bow over time and so when Linde hits the cue ball it goes in a different direction.