Mar 5 2009New Mechanical Puzzles Available Soon
A new breed of mechanical puzzle is available for all of you who are tired of your Rubik's Cube, Ball or DodecaWTF. They're called MindStrat Puzzles, and they would drive me freaking crazy. Possibly to the point of punching a whole through the wall and catching the neighbor fapping away in his apartment.
A new type of mechanical puzzles has been invented (and patented) by Greek-Australian Pantazis Constantine Houlis. Unlike traditional twisty puzzles (like Rubik's cube), these are based on gravity. Pyramids are placed inside a sphere, and the sphere keeps the 3D-shape defined by the pyramids, intact. The goal is to shift around the pyramids until all the corners or the sides of the 3D-shape have the same color.
Some of the toys are available now, for $20-$25, and other models will be dropping in the next couple months. So get on it. And then get on this. I'm talking about me. Oh yeah, we're grinding. We're grinding out on the dance floor aren't we? Yeah, good stuff! Oh -- and you're leaving. Come back -- this boner is awkward. *DOOT DOO DOO*
Hit the jump for three more videos of other models, and another link to the product website, in case you missed it in the text.

Reader Comments
1. OJ's Mom - March 5, 2009 10:56 AM
All boners are awkward.
Or so my mom tells me.
2. dildy - March 5, 2009 10:57 AM
haha, the funny things they say! CELEB MINGLE . COM is for the celebees to chat with the every people! You cannot beleive the things they say! To tell of you have to be a member to know! Why do not you try!
3. ULTIMATEFAIL - March 5, 2009 10:59 AM
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4. diggiry do biches - March 5, 2009 11:00 AM
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5. Joline - March 5, 2009 11:00 AM
I've seen his profile on the millionaire & celebrity dating club____Millionaire Loving. C O M____ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. It is amazing!
6. daguz - March 5, 2009 11:06 AM
Pat,
this is an example of a fake toy. They photoshopped the angles. There are just not that many stickers. See it is an optical illusion because of the reflection on the glass.
7. daguz - March 5, 2009 11:08 AM
Pat,
forget what I said, I have a stupid face and don't know what I'm talking about
8. Elwood Moose - March 5, 2009 11:15 AM
I have a feeling that those people who have placed a Rubiks Cube in places that they were never intended to go *coughRECTUMcough* will find tTHIS design a lot more... sensual.
9. lol - March 5, 2009 11:16 AM
Their website is terrible.
10. Nick - March 5, 2009 11:30 AM
This puzzle would soon be thrown out of the window in frustration. Actually, I don't think I would ever buy it since I've never been good with puzzles like this.
11. Watch - March 5, 2009 12:30 PM
This is a ripoff of the new Rubik's sphere.
12. Ocelot - March 5, 2009 1:24 PM
Why is the camera two inches away the whole time??? Focus people!
13. Darth - March 5, 2009 3:55 PM
Mechanical puzzle with gravitational propulsion.Sounds cool!
14. Your Mom's Lunch - March 5, 2009 4:36 PM
WTF. That's not space-age. It won't even work in space. Rubiks cube works in space. Bitches.
15. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 5, 2009 4:38 PM
These would keep my attention for about as long as those videos are. They look more like a fancy cat toy...
16. otto - March 5, 2009 8:16 PM
Nice. At last something new and innovative
17. Rossi - March 5, 2009 10:59 PM
If I had a dollar for every time I've punched a "whole" in something...
18. reno - March 6, 2009 5:05 AM
Cons: looks boring and crap
Pros: made entirely of Triforces
19. jane - October 8, 2009 10:40 PM
punch a "whole" in the wall??