Mar 25 2009Neat: The Science Of Little Red Riding Hood
This is probably the coolest telling of Little Red Riding Hood I've ever seen not including the one where Red was a busty college co-ed and the wolf was just a guy with a monster dong and bear costume (low budget). But he still ate her alright! The grandmother too. *HORFITY HORF HORF BLOW CHUNKS*
Slagsmålsklubben [vimeo]
Thanks to Chris, who has never done a wolf but has had several cougars. Older ladies?
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Reader Comments
1. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 25, 2009 3:29 PM
GHEY!
2. naas - March 25, 2009 3:31 PM
those beats are freeeeesh
3. naas - March 25, 2009 3:32 PM
Why would someone waste time making something like this?
4. Lora - March 25, 2009 3:33 PM
must have been made by the same people who did the vid for "Remind Me" by Royskopp.
5. therush - March 25, 2009 3:33 PM
You weren't kidding. That was amazing.
6. naas - March 25, 2009 3:33 PM
.....when they could be commenting on geekologie instead!
7. 24bit-whore - March 25, 2009 3:34 PM
Tuesdays coming, did you bring your coat?
8. JFreezy - March 25, 2009 3:35 PM
Well that was a waste of time.
9. Ryan - March 25, 2009 3:35 PM
Wow.
WoW....
I should be playing World od Warcraft.
10. Vic - March 25, 2009 3:37 PM
Why can't we get stuff like this in the NYC Public School system?
It gave me tools.... and grandmas look pretty good now. *licks lips*
11. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 25, 2009 3:38 PM
"This is probably the coolest telling of Little Red Riding Hood I've ever seen not including the one where Red was a busty college co-ed and the wolf was just a guy with a monster dong and bear costume (low budget). But he still ate her alright! The grandmother too. "
And I can't Say F*CK? WTF is this asshattery?
12. Somebody - March 25, 2009 4:05 PM
Still not as good as Debbie Does Dallas...ZING!
13. poop on my small shaft - March 25, 2009 4:10 PM
TINA TURNER
Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO
I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice
Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus
14. WammaJamm - March 25, 2009 4:17 PM
@3
Because it's freakin awesome!
15. dubba - March 25, 2009 4:19 PM
perfect except the failure to explain how a sectioned granny was extracted from a wolf in one piece
16. hanschristiananderson - March 25, 2009 4:21 PM
I'd like to see this done with other stories. Most notably Hansel and Gretel and Go Dog Go.
oh and @13 - thank you for making me long for the return of Daisy. (asshat)
17. What? - March 25, 2009 4:27 PM
UHM what the hell?!
18. Jesus - March 25, 2009 4:55 PM
Okay. That was awesome. The supertards that disagree need to go back to watching Idle American and surfing OMGZ.com or whatever.
And f*cking gay about the foul language. If you don't like the internet, stay out of it.
19. meeotch - March 25, 2009 5:17 PM
That was one of the coolest things I've ever seen on here. The music was awesome and the animation was clever.
20. BLASK - March 25, 2009 5:20 PM
the video failed to present how grandma got joint back together
she was cut into quadrants
everything else has excellent information
21. Aili - March 25, 2009 5:27 PM
@4
indeed.
yet remind me is a much better song.
22. Darth - March 25, 2009 5:58 PM
Whoof,whoof!
23. Rhialto - March 25, 2009 6:00 PM
The Volkswagen is German but the rest is Danish!
24. Galtacticus - March 25, 2009 6:02 PM
Ha! Swedish!
25. Rhialto - March 25, 2009 6:03 PM
The original fairytale is Danish!
26. Gando - March 25, 2009 6:07 PM
Creative mind=well done!
27. mike - March 25, 2009 6:13 PM
there is one glaring problem in this scenario. it is common knowledge that raptors are the only other animal aside from humans capable of opening a door.
28. Galtacticus - March 25, 2009 6:14 PM
It's a lot of work to make a clip like this folks!
29. Darth - March 25, 2009 6:17 PM
@27 Don't underestimate dogs! Whoof!
30. SuckMyComment - March 25, 2009 6:20 PM
idiots! those were all bullshit science facts, look at when it shows a diagram of the human eye, since when did the lens diverge light around the whole freaking retina!!! it should have been focused onto the fovea.
31. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 25, 2009 6:23 PM
It's actually a wolf in this clip! Not a dog! Neat Swedish precise work btw!
32. Angel Mass - March 25, 2009 6:30 PM
Geeeze, finally I got this story
33. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 25, 2009 6:35 PM
Could have done without that really fcuking annoying "music."
34. m0nkey - March 25, 2009 6:47 PM
interesting. i dont even remember the story..
35. TEST - March 25, 2009 7:41 PM
elbows!
36. TEST - March 25, 2009 7:43 PM
knees!
37. Pew³ - March 25, 2009 7:47 PM
@35 & 36 don't forget...
TEST eeee's!
38. Vinny Mac - March 25, 2009 7:50 PM
sucking monster dong FTW!
39. eilc8 - March 25, 2009 8:15 PM
@Lora: I thought that the instant I saw the still... it's nice to know that at least three people here have culture ; )
40. M - March 25, 2009 8:15 PM
She goes into the hundred acre woods?
so.... the was the wolf a friend of Pooh bear?
41. Davo - March 25, 2009 8:30 PM
I liked it.
42. Dazlar - March 25, 2009 9:08 PM
Where can I hear more of that music?
43. Troy McKoi - March 25, 2009 9:34 PM
Video was put together by Tomas Nilsson, check out his stuff here; http://www.tomas-nilsson.se.
The video was made for a "digital image" course at Linköpings university, Sweden (same university where Mattias Bergbom got his degree (dude working at Digital Domain, which won an Oscar at the 81st academy awards for visual effects).
In other words; swedes are mighty computers geeks who will take over the world in 2012!!1
The music by Slagsmålsklubben (swedish meaning "fight club").
Check out their music here; http://www.myspace.com/slagsmalsklubben
And yeah, how did grandma survive after being chopp'd up?
Simply by being a gangsta-ninja-grandma, I guess...
44. Berzerker - March 25, 2009 11:01 PM
total rip-off of Remind me by Royksopp. Like no one was going to notice?
45. Maxo - March 25, 2009 11:17 PM
ha, woo...it's almost exactly the same as Royksopp!
That sort of sucks...doing the exact same stuff and getting cred for it...not cool!
46. tendim - March 25, 2009 11:36 PM
Those beats.. wows..
47. 3ch0z - March 26, 2009 12:01 AM
dogs cant open doors!!!
48. 3ch0z - March 26, 2009 12:03 AM
but the tunes are pretty sick
49. Truk - March 26, 2009 12:48 AM
lower-case fail.
50. Beastman AIDS - March 26, 2009 4:30 AM
Hey did you guys hear about Little Red Riding Hood?
Somebody told me she goes down to Home Depot and pays the migrant workers to go to his house and choke him in the shower.
I enjoyed the music but I kept expecting a tumultuous chorus to start pumping because the music amps up at a couple of points but it just goes back into the same rythym again and I become flacid.
51. the black penny - March 26, 2009 6:03 AM
that was really cool
52. softlicious - March 26, 2009 6:07 AM
Well, there is an other movie you might watch, Dogville, it's much better than most other movies. The movie is a documentary about America, just like Never Back Down is a documentary about Max and Baja who run for the train to get to the airport where they realize they wern't travelling anywhere, when they come home from the airport they realize they were cab driver's and had to go back, but Max went to prison where he made a movie about himself the movie got cancelled when the president who Baja had voted for stopped listening to the siren's, this caused a paradox in the space time continuity and Max had to use the flux capacitor to go back in time to set some things straight, when he got back to his original time he forgot everything he had done and repeats it twice. NBD has a complicated plot.
53. Atreids - March 26, 2009 9:15 AM
@44, 45:
You twits, it says below the video on his page (watch it in HD and have some self-respect) that he was inspired by Royksopp's "Remind Me"
54. dar - March 26, 2009 10:46 AM
i didnt like this at all.
55. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 26, 2009 10:52 AM
@ 27 - I've seen cats open doors, my German Sheppard's done it too... Perhaps that's because they were genetically mutated to let themselves outside...
56. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 26, 2009 11:22 AM
@55
Totally agree. My bassidor opens the gate in the back yard just so he can people watch in the front yard.
57. Yeahyeah - March 26, 2009 12:25 PM
@53:
Yeah totally, like that time I downloaded a paper on advanced quantum physics and clamied the nobel prize! hooray for inspiration!
58. Atreids - March 26, 2009 12:36 PM
Turns out the song's called "Sponsored by Destiny" by Slagsmalsklubben.
59. SBT - March 26, 2009 2:26 PM
lol at 10,000 calories for grandma. according to the rest of the information grandma should be about 284,000 calories but even those numbers are not realistic. Where are you going to find 25kg of carbs in a grandma and only 16kg of fat? Grandma's are carb free so is Atkins safe
60. Kevin - March 26, 2009 7:50 PM
Post 40. I thought the exact same thing . lol
61. Faye² - March 26, 2009 8:52 PM
But the hunter is a baker
*thinks*
yeah... yeah he is ^.^
62. Peter - March 29, 2009 7:45 AM
hahahaha
thats so brilliant!!!!
i showed this to my science teacher!!!!
one thing though, the hundred acre woods was winnie the pooh not little red riding hood..
Still Brilliant!!
63. sdfhaskdh - March 30, 2009 4:55 PM
this thing suck
that's the original
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBvaHZIrt0o
from Royksopp - Remind Me
64. tof - March 31, 2009 8:01 AM
http://www.h5.fr/ is the french company that has designed The Royksopp movie or Areva Advertisement.
watch it yourself
film>clip
film>publicite
Shame on this swedish guy
65. TerminologyNazi - May 22, 2009 4:16 PM
@20
four pieces does not necessarily equal quadrants
66. Paul - June 16, 2009 9:38 PM
THIS IS A RIPOFF OF A MUCH BETTER MUSIC VIDEO IVE SEEN ONCE BEFORE
67. Slice - September 12, 2009 1:07 AM
The song is the only good thing about this video
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